How to Tick Your Neighbor Off in Three Minutes or Less

By Kuro Doragon Enkou

Summary- Sango Akiyama has a rather normal life, at least until a certain guy moves in next door. When the most annoying neighbor in history just happens to move in next door, how long will she be able to stand it without killing the guy?

Genre- Romance, Humor, and slight Drama/Angst/Mystery

Pairings- Miroku/Sango

Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha, unless you count all the manga and anime I have accumulated.

A/N- Well folks, this is the final chapter of 'How to Tick your Neighbor off in the Three Minutes or Less', and though I'm sad that this story is ending, I will be putting up a prequel to this story called 'How to Deal with the Local Anger Management Case' so , please check it out when I get it pulled up.

Chapter 13

The Not-so-Happy Ending

I sighed, staring out of the window, five minutes were left in class and they oozed by slowly, as if tormenting every students with the tantalizing idea that school would soon be out, waiting for each one to crack while it passed by malevolently slow. Very annoying to say the least.

Another minute oozed bye, some one tapped my shoulder, I started with a very high-pitched squeak. "Ehk!" Yes. That is my startled sound. Make no comment about it and you will live to a very ripe old age. Thank you.

"Sango-chan…?" Kagome muffled a giggle, while Inuyasha smirked and well, Akimura…he was too preoccupied with staring at undesent parts of the female anatomy to notice my joyous little 'ehk'.

"Hai?" I asked, trying to regain my dignity while slapping Miroku's hand away as if drifted to close to off limits territory.

"Sesshoumaru-kun and Kagura-chan's wedding is coming up…" she paused to give a glare towards Inuyasha, "And Inuyasha finally remembered to hand me the invitations to hand to you! Oh…and Kagura-chan wants you to be one of her bride's maids!" Kagome-chan said sweetly, still glaring accusingly at Inuyasha.

I nodded, and took the invitation from Kagome's hand, "Wait a minute…Kagome-chan, if Inuyasha just remembered to give the wedding invitation, then when is it?"

Kagome gave a bright sunny smile, "In approximately two days, three hours, forty-seven minutes, and seven seconds!"

"Nani!" I coughed, trust Kagome to give you something in such short notice. Quickly, Ayame-chan and I made plans to stop by the mall after school, unfortunately, Kagome-chan couldn't come with us…she had to stop and help Inuyasha with his math. It seems that girl's work is never done when it comes to him.

"Oooh! Sango-chan! Look at this one!" Ayame squealed, as we browsed through the wedding department in the store, after all, one wouldn't want to be out of fashion at a wedding, which I don't really know is possible, after all, you mainly just try to match the bride, and why Kagura chose me to be one of her bride's maids is completely beyond me, as she never really spared me a passing glance…but then again, there is something about weddings that causes the female species to go lightly insane, which causes the males to step back or be slaughtered or dragged into the insanity in the process.

Yes, I know most of you don't want to hear about the boring time when I went to the wedding department in the local clothes store but your feelings don't matter right now and I don't really care, so there.

Ayame was staring dreamily at this satin cream dress, mumbling something about wearing it when she forced Kouga to marry her and then turned to another dress and let out an excited squeal that caused every one in the store to turn in our direction, and of course she, oblivious to it all continued to squeal insanely.

"Kawaii! Sango-chan! Looky here!" Ayame squealed, gazing adoringly at probably was one of the best looking dresses I had ever seen, and then giving another bright squeal, Ayame said, "You so totally have to wear this to your wedding with Miroku-kun!" I nearly fell.

"Nani! W-wedding!" I bit out, while Ayame looked at me as if I were stupid.

"Of course! How could you forget your own wedding? Miroku-kun said it'd be right after you got out of high school!" The know it all expression on Ayame's face, and the way that she said it like it made perfect sense, made me growl.

"He did…did he?" Ayame bit back a gulp.

"Should not have said that…hai?" she squeaked, while I nodded. That boy was going to get it…and get it good.

As soon as we left the store, I went on a rampage trying to find my so-called 'fiancé'. I didn't have to rampage long.

Miroku was over Inuyasha's house, laughing nervously as he tried to explain about the car he still hadn't returned yet. Inuyasha was growing cranky; something that interrupted his math lessons, and Kagome was growing highly annoyed with the both of them. It seemed I had intervened when she was at a breaking point, lucky for Inuyasha, unlucky for Miroku.

With a darkly serene look on my face, I made a beeline strait for my dear little Miroku-chan…of course, I mean that not in an affectionate term, but in a mocking way. There is no way I'm getting a sweet innocent vibe from him right now, well, at least not much.

Seeing the look on my face, Miroku gulped, saying nervously, "Why konnichi wa Sango-chan!"

"Konnichi wa Akimura." I replied stiffly, cracking my knuckles, while Inuyasha backed up behind Kagome, who was smiling nervously. "Now…Ayame-chan has told me about a wedding…do you know anything about one except for Sesshoumaru-san and Kagura-san's wedding?"

Miroku was in a cold sweat now, and laughing nervously. "Why no Sango-chan…! How could you think I would do such a thing!"

"Easy." And quickly, I whipped out my secret weapon, which I had 'convinced' Ayame-chan to give me.

Miroku gulped, eyeing the wedding invitations with wide eyes. Busted. For the sake of children who might be reading this, I will now censor out what happened, and give you with this brief overview. Miroku came out of Inuyasha's house with two black eyes, a cracked rib and something that looked awfully like an imprint of my right hand on his left cheek, and finally, about twenty bruises on his arms and legs.

Finally, two days had passed, and thanks to the doctor, most of Miroku's bruises had faded, he now only had one black eye, which I think looked rather dashing on him…after all, it was my handiwork, something I am very proud of.

As you know, weddings can be very enjoyable but they can also bore you out of your wits, at least, unless you're the one getting married, then you are overloaded with nervousness, anxiety and all other types of very horrible feelings. So to put it simply, Sesshoumaru and Kagura got hitched, and now, I'll give the rest of the details.

It was at the party that happened after the couple kissed and said their vows and so on and so forth, which was kind of funny, as Sesshoumaru was entirely stoic, showing no emotion what so ever.

Well, anyways, I was hanging out with Akimura, after all, I was all gooey-gooey about the wedding and Miroku looked a bit out of it. Weddings seem to have that effect on men. Suddenly, he became serious.

"Sango…?" He asked, I looked up, "What do you think is going to happen from here on?"

I blinked, "I dunno, we'll probably go to college after we graduate get high paying jobs or work at the local Wac Donalds or something like that."

He smiled at me, "I mean, do you think it could ever be this way? Like, getting married or something like that?"

I raised an eyebrow, "I dunno, could happen. Depends."

He smiled, it seemed I had given the right answer, at least…that was until I felt something against my rear. My eyes widened, while a blissful look was on Miroku's face.

"Akimura…!"

--End—

A/N: Well everybody, this is the end, and I enjoyed writing this story very much, and I hope all of you enjoyed reading it! I'm very sorry about the late update, but this chapter is a bit longer then the last one, so I hope that makes up for it a little bit! Anyways, don't forget to review!

Dictionary:

Nani: What

-chan, -san, -sama, -kun, ect: Japanese suffixes, used it the ends of names

Hai: Yes

Konnichi wa: Hello

Reviewer Responses:

Brickwall847- I like weddings to, and I think a lot of people will enjoy seeing Kikyou suffer…it's just a great way to pass the time.

Jessica- Thank you!

Veglma- Yup…theres a wedding going on!

Ifylapeach- Thanks… and no, I don't think that Kenshin was mentioned in this story, but if I did, he was probably mentioned when I talked about honorifics and stuff.

Chippy- Yup they kicked his ass good!

Doray- Thanks! And nah, I decided not to make them tie the knot just yet…It was a bit to predictable, at least, that's what I think.

Windwaker's Descendent- Sorry I didn't kill Kinky-ho off, but, hey, being stuck in a jail cell with Nary-chan would be scarier then anything don't you agree? And, a nuclear missle attached to Kikyou sounds fun!

Akeryou- Thanks!

Inu Tachi Lover- Hey, look! I updated!

Hearii-sama- Yup…she's a big dunce, but hey, what can you expect…she is Kinky-ho after all.

I feel awfully random- Yup…but it turns out it wasn't their wedding! I just couldn't make them get married in high school…no matter how much I wanted them to.

-CuteAnimeBoysMakeMePant-- Nah, they didn't get married, but yes, she did kiss him. And I'd like to hear you're Inuyasha version of the twelve days of Christmas!

Suri-kun- Thanks!

Butthead24- Thanks, and no, Sango isn't getting married…at least, not yet…I think…I just wanted to make you think she was getting hitched.