Wrestling Is Survivor
Team Rocky – Formally known as Team Christian
Christian
Randy Orton
The Rock
Carlito
Team Lita
HHH
JBL
John Cena
Lita
Christy
Chapter 5: The One Before The Merger
The camera swoops down to the island, revealing Y2J Chris Jericho with his back to the camera and arms outstretched.
"Welcome to Wrestling is Survivor" Jericho shouts then turns to face the came
"For all the idiots out there who might not remember what happened last time, the let me remind you, first off Wrestling/Movie Star The Rock was unveiled as Trish's replacement and instantly renamed the tribe Team Rocky, in the challenge though it didt go well and they lost, and they lost and when the votes were counted the natures boy Ric Flair was booted off, so who will be the last to go before the merger? Lets find out shall we
( Team Rocky )
"I can't believe Rocky would do that to me" Christian said, who was still feeling the effects of the Rock bottom he suffered
"Never mind Christian" Randy said, getting up and sitting next to him "It could be worse"
"How?" Christian asked
"This could happen" Randy replied, picking Christian up and giving him the RKO " Thats worse id say, Christian, Christian" But it was no use, Christian was out cold, and Randy started poking him with a stick for no particular reason, that was until Carlito returned from being in the jungle
"Carlito, your smirking, i don't like it, what have you done now?" Randy Said
"Lets just say ive had my revenge on Rocky" Carlito replied
"You didn't kill him did you" Randy asked
"No, that ain't cool, i slipped something in his drink" Carlito replied, Just then Rocky appeared from the jungle singing welcome to the jungle
"Shut up" Randy said and gave Rocky the RKO "
"That was smart, now we got to carry both these to to the challenge area" Carlito said
"Don't worry, you take Christian ill take Rocky" Randy said
"No you take Christian, im taking Rocky" Carlito replied
"Your taking Christian"
"No you are"
"You are"
"You are"
"You are"
"I am"
"I am"
"Ok Carlito you can take Christian" Randy said
"Thank you, glad thats sorted" Carlito replied and went over to Christian " Hang on, RANDY!" Carlito Shouted, but it was to late as Randy had already ran off the the challenge area with Rocky
( Team Lita )
"I should be leader" Hunter complained
"You, as if, i should" JBL said
"Shut up you two, im leader and your gonna shut up and like it" Lita shouted
"But" Hunter started but was interrupted by Lita who slapped him
"I said shut up" Lita screamed " You want to make something of it" Lita said to JBL, who just sat back down quietly
" HAHA you two got told" John said, barely containg his laughter, but soon stopped when Lita glared at him
"Lita, you know you don't have to be angry all the time" Christy said
"If i want to be angry i will, ok" Lita shouted
"Christy's right Lita, you need to chill a little" John said
"Im the leader here and ill do what i want" Lita said " Now fetch some food"
"Cant" Hunter said
"Any why, you too stupid or something" Lita replied
"No, it's challenge time" Hunter said
"I knew that, lets go"
( Challenge area )
Everyone has arrived and seems ok, even Christian and Rocky
"Welcome teams, Now this is the last challenge before the merger, the challenge is an eating contest , one member from each team must eat something"
"Thats it" Lita said
"Oh yea i almost forgot, your eating cockroaches, ok go"
( Later )
" Team Lita, your lagging behind" Chirs said, so far John and Hunter had eaten there cockroach with Cristy sitting out the challenge as there were uneven numbers, and Rocky, Randy and Christian had eaten there's
" Just eat it Carlito" Randy shouted
"Im not doing it" Carlito replied
"Come on Lita were losing" John shouted
"I can't"
"Carlito if you don't eat it, im shoving it up your ass" Rocky threaten, Carlito instantly ate it
"Team Rocky win" Chris shouted " Team Lita meat me a tribal council
( Tribal Council )
"You know the drill, go and vote" Chris said
( After Voting )
Lets see who is going 1st vote Lita 2nd vote JBL 3rd vote JBL 4th vote Lita 5th vote JBL Your out JBL
Wait im WWE Champion, i cant be voted off this early" JBL complained
"Security" Jericho shouted, and out of nowhere Big Show showed up and choke slammed JBL
" And then there were eight, next time the teams merge into one and start playing for themselves, i can't wait, see you all next time on WRESTLING IS SURVIVOR"