Note: Thanks to everyone for their reviews last chapter
Wrestling Is Survivor
Remaining Survivor's – Votes Against
Christian - 2
Christy - 0
HHH - 2
John Cena -1
Lita - 0
Randy Orton - 0
The Rock - 0
Chapter 7: Who's Next?
The camera swoops down to the island, revealing Y2J Chris Jericho with his back to the camera and arms outstretched.
"Welcome to Wrestling is Survivor" Jericho shouts then turns to face the came
"Update for those of you who may of missed it last time, Cena lost the U.S title, Carlito was given the F.U. Randy won immunity and Carlito was voted off, for those of you wondering, from now on when a vote is tied whoever has had most vote's previously will be voted off. Now down to the jungle"
(Camp)
"Shut up. Im telling you im the most popular" John shouted
"The people like The Rock the best" Rocky replied
"Do not" John shouted again
"Well let's test that theory, who ever likes John cheer his name" Rocky said. No noise was heard
"Now whoever likes The Rock the best, cheer his name" Rocky said. And a massive Rocky chant started.
"Where is that coming from?" Lita asked. Confused as to where the chanting was coming from, as the island was barely habitual.
"The people follow The Rock over all countries" Rocky replied
"Whats this?" Christian asked, after pulling a tape recorder from Rocky's back pocket
"Give it here" Rocky shouted. Christian just panicked and threw it, with Hunter picking it up.
"A tape recorder" Hunter said
"By god he's got" Lita said sarcastically
"Fuck you" Hunter growled, and pressed the play button on the recorder, and a Rock chant started again
"HAHA, you carry a tape recorder of people cheering you" Christian mocked
"Shut up" Rocky shouted
"Damn your sad, you really need this" Hunter said
"Sometimes a guy gets lonely" Rocky said, his voice now a lot quietier
"How the mighty have fallen" John said
"That's it" Rocky said, then gave John the rock bottom. "You better give me that tape now"
"Keep away " Hunter said, tossing the tape to Randy
"Give me that tape" Rocky shouted, and approached Randy
"Keep away" Randy said, tossing the tape to Christian
"God dammit, give me the tape" Rocky shouted
"Keep away" Christian said, tossing the tape to Lita
"Ok ok, here you, this isn't funny anymore" Lita said, holding the tape out in her hand, but tossed it to hunter just as The Rock was about to take it "Im only joking, this is funny as hell"
The game of keep away continued for hours until Christy reminded them of the upcoming challenge, so the gang re lucently gave Rocky his tape back, (who hadn't noticed that Christian had stole it again), and headed to the challenge.
(Challenge Area)
"Welcome people" Chirs said "We have a great challenge for you tonight"
"Woopie" Lita said sarcastically
"Tonight all of you will be in a timed challenge, who ever does it the fastest wins. Randy your up first"
"But you ain't said what were doing yet" Randy said
"You will be wrestling former WWE superstars, who ever wins their match fastest, or loses their match in the longest amount of time should it come to that will win immunity"
"Ok" Randy said
"Your opponent is Diamond Dallas Page" Chris said
Then out of nowhere DDP gave Randy the diamond cutter "Bang" DDP shouted then pinned Randy 1,2,3 "That's for stealing my move bitch"
"WOW three seconds, impressive, too bad you lost Orton, Lita your next, you have Sable"
In a slightly longer contest, Lita beat Sable in 3:54 after a moonsault from a tree branch.
"That's a tough target, Hunter your up, your opponent, Rikishi"
Hunter, despite always bragging that he is the best could only beat Rikishi in 10:28 after the pedigree
"Too bad Hunter, Lita's 3:54 time remains the target, Christin your up, your opponent, Billy Gunn"
In a surprisingly fast contest, Christian beat Billy Gunn in 5:02 after a low blow and the unprettier
"Good, but not good enough, Lita is still leading, Christy your up, your opponent, Nidia
Seeing as Christy isn't a real wrestler, and Nidia is a very bad one, this battle dragged on, eventually finishing at 24:10 with Nidia winning.
"Bad luck Christy, Lita is still out leader, John your up, your opponent, Rhyno"
"But im not a WWE reject" Rhyno said
"You mean you didn't receive the fax telling you?" Chris asked
"No, im really fired?" Rhyno replied
"Yes, that will teach you to get drunk at the Wrestlemaina after party" Chris answered
In a tough contest John eventually beat an irate Rhyno with an F U in 9: 22
"Tough luck Cena, Lita wins" Chris announced
"What about me?" Rocky asked
"Well seeing as your not a full time WWE wrestler right now, Vince deemed it unfair if you were to partake in this contest"Chris answered
"Then why am i here?" Rocky asked
"Purely financial, you know Vince" Chris answered "Now back to the original topic, Lita your win was fastest, you have immunity for tonights tribal council.
(Tribal Council) Jury - Victoria, Ric Flair, Eugene,JBL and Carlito
"You all know the drill by now, go up and vote, remember you cant vote for Lita as she has immunity
(After voting)
"Let's see who will be Wrestling is Survivor next victim" Chris announced "1st vote Hunter 2nd vote Christy 3rd vote Rock 4th vote Christy 5th vote Hunter 6th vote John 7th and final vote Christy, Christy you gone, please extinguish your flame and leave"
Christy does just that
"Well she came this far, but twas not to be for Christy, who will be the next to fall? Find out next time on WRESTLING IS SURVIVOR"
Ugh was that as bad as i think it is, my brain feels like mush right now and i can hardly write, it's really annoying, ill do better next chapter :)