Mokuba, Joey, Tristan, Tea and, let's face it, every other student in the school, was packed awkwardly into Seto Kaiba's living room watching eagerly, daringly, silently, or not at all, as Yugi flattened some unknown and shifty character with a goatee at a little game the fine people of Domino City like to call Duel Monsters.
"With this CARD I now SUMMON the dark MAGICIAN!" Yugi roared as he simultaneously became four feet taller and boldly defined his eyes with M.A.C. eye pencil in #3245 charcoal dream.
"Shucks," said the goatee and left. So did the guy.
"WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE ME NEXT?" Yugi whispered.
"I still don't see how this is helping you guys. Let's go find Pegasus!" Mokuba, who had been defeated by Yugi several rounds ago, was a little salty.
Yugi laughed deeply and with much gusto, "Mokuba, Mokuba, Mokuba. As if anyone actually cares about this game. We just have to put it in to tie things together, ne?"
"I'll tie you together," said some guy with an eye patch.
"I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE TO DUEL!"
Suddenly Pegasus sauntered into the room wearing a cutesy little outfit that I'm sure you've all seen before. On hookers.
"Take that back! It's Couture!"
Anyway, like I said, he was totally cutesy and he twirled a bit and gave everyone flowers. "You guys," trilled Pegasus, "I am just so eternally thankful that I denounced my less than virtuous ways and I would like to sing a little…"
"GET HIM!" shouted everyone, although I'm not sure who they shouted it to because they were all saying it. Then they got him.
Oh no! What does the evil and villainous Pegasus, who has probably not denounced his less than virtuous ways, have in store for the defenseless do-gooders who just want to save Kaiba from…annoying them anymore then he already had. And what the heck happened to that guy with the eye patch!