Title: A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know

Summery: The super genius' of AF start to fall for one another! It's bliss for them, but what of everyone else? How will the rest of the gang take the news? Not that it matter's :)

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Artemis Fowl... but you guys already knew that

Authoress' Note: Here's the next chapter!!!

Oh and just so you know, Artemis has all of memories back OK!!! And Butler has his strength back as well.

SHOUT-OUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

TrunkZy: Awww that's so sweet!! (Gets all teary eyed) Here have a bad full of cookie's!!! Yes, Artemis IS very sexy isn't he... and he will only get better!!! If I have my way... and seeing as though this is my fic, I will!!!! lol I haven't decided on the shagging thing... I'll work something out And I think Foaly would be.... horse sized... yeah, he'd be too small for Arty is he was pony sized... (Starts to cackle) Oh my... that has a very... disturbing double meaning... but don't listen to me...

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Kel the Nightmare: Thank you for the info on Foaly, I so can't be bothered looking through the books... Have a cookie!!! Thank you so much!!! I love putting boys in pink... lol, they look nice in it

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Neutrino: Lol, I will put in more yummy description's of Arty for you all and for my self as well... yeah I am just so sick of the Arty/Holly thing 97 of AF romance fics are A/H so... I want to try something diff!!! And a cookie for you!

Identity99: Lol, well... I promise I won't have Foaly doing... ah... thing's in this fic in his... wait... no can;t tell you... it would ruin everything!? Anyway, thank you, Arty is very sexy.... and I plan to keep him that way!! Here's a cookie!!!!

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Chapter Three: Flirting?

Artemis stood in the middle of Foaly's lounge room while the centaur rushed about, asking if he'd like anything to drink, eat, look at. Where he'd like to sit and so on. It was actually quite amusing to watch.

"Would you like anything Artemis? Anything at all?" Asked Foaly, picking up a bowl of what seemed to be carrots and offering it to the boy.

Artemis forced himself not to make a face and just smiled.

"Oh, no thank you,"

Foaly smiled back, gosh, Artemis' smile was perfect. His teeth where white and straight , his lips where a light pink and full. And it took all of Foaly's will power not to jump him. (AN: Well... I'll sort out the sex thing... Looks around sheepishly)

Artemis looked around the small apartment.

"You have a nice place," He said, walking over to Foaly, who trotted back a few step's, so as to not be so close to the dark haired boy.

"Thanks I don't use it much so I apologize for the mess and crap," The centaur said absently, waving one hairy hand around, gesturing to the room.

Artemis just smiled.

"Oh I don't mind, as long as I'm with you I don't really care,"

Foaly paused, one of his front legs raised, forming an arch. His mind did a back track of what the boy had said and his face went blank. What did Artemis mean by that. Had he... had he read the screen saver!?! Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap!! He had forgotten Artemis could read Gnomish. If Artemis had skimmed over the scroll then he was so screwed.

"Oh well... ah, that's good... then..., let me show you where you'll sleep," He said, resisting the edge to take the boys hand.

Artemis followed, commenting on different thing's as they passed them. Such as the interesting family photo's that hung on the walls and nick knack's Foaly had collected over the year's. The boy seemed very interested in just about everything about Foaly's home. Probably because he had never been to a fairies house before.

"This is my room, but you will be sleeping here," Explained the centaur. Gesturing at the large bed. Covered in a deep green cover.

Artemis nodded, walking over to the bed and sitting down. He gave a slight bounce, and nodded again.

"This is a nice bed, very comfortable," He looked up at Foaly with large blue eyes "Where will you sleep? With me?"

Foaly gave a slight jump at the teenager's word's.

"Ah no... I'll be sleeping on the couch," He said, playing with the hem of his t-shirt.

Artemis frowned.

"Well that's not very comfortable, you're couch isn't very big, maybe I should sleep there and you-" He was cut off as Foaly started forward.

"No!! No you sleep here, you're my guest!"

Artemis tilted his head to one side cutely. Something he had started to do at school to get his way with the other boys and even the male teacher's. (And no... he has not done anything like that with the teacher's). Artemis knew he was pretty, and being the proud boy that he was, he didn't resent it. Being pretty and going to an all boys school, a school full of sex deprived boys who jumped anything that moved for that matter, had it's advantages.

"Well, we could share a bed, it's big enough," The boy said, raising an eyebrow.

Foaly's face drained of all it's colour at that statement. Was Artemis flirting with him? He looked at the genius again, who was looking at him, waiting for his answer. Absentmindedly running a slender hand through his hair. He was. Those beautiful blue eyes staring innocently at him. Why Artemis was anything but innocent. He wasn't a slut. Whoever called him one would meet the angry wrath of Butler. But. He had had his fair share of bedtime activities. With only the boys Artemis deemed worthy of his... company in bed. And notice I only said boys? Well that's because our dear little Arty is gay. He had been forced on date's with some of his mother's friend's daughter's. And went gay after his fifth date with a girl named Chloe.

In Artemis' experience with girl's, well rich, snotty, "I'm too good for you" kinda girls anyway. Was how do you say, not very enjoyable. He knew for a fact that they didn't like him at all and only went out with him because he could buy them lot's of nice, sparkely thing's. Which Artemis never did. He only paid for what they where doing and never bought them any presents. He wasn't a gentlemen, never thought that the situation called for him to be one, didn't want to be one and didn't think he needed to be one. Seeing as though his date normally treated him like a pile of cow dropping's and flirted with any good looking male that crossed her path. So. He had turned to boys instead.

Which proved to be more satisfying. But back to the situation at hand.

Foaly stuttered, waving his hands around as Artemis sat on his bed, trying not to smile.

"Oh no, I'll... I'll sleep on the couch, it's fine, really!"

The boy shrugged.

"If you insist," He said, standing up and walking over to Foaly. Stopping a few feet away from him.

The centaur looked around the bedroom, trying to will away the blush that had spread over his cheek's.

"Are you alright Foaly?" Asked a soft, cool voice from in front of him.

The centaur looked back at Artemis who had come a bit closer to him, his lips pulled down in a frown. Foaly nodded dumbly.

"Yeah, I'm fine, say do you want to go to my op's booth?" He asked, changing the subject.

Artemis' normally dull face, brightened up considerably.

"Sure, I'd love to!"

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Ok, so it was short... but I wanted to leave it there!!!!!!!!!!! It's sssoooo hot here at the moment... and being hot distracts me from my writing... well anyway, review please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!