Title: A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know

Summery: The super genius' of AF start to fall for one another! It's bliss for them, but what of everyone else? How will the rest of the gang take the news? Not that it matter's :)

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Artemis Fowl... but you guys already knew that

Authoress' Note: Hmm... I want lemon to be in this but... with Foaly being half horse... Goes off into her own little world of plotting, completely forgetting about the reader's .... anyway... OH!! I forgot to tell you... if you love Holly, I'm afraid to say that I do not... so... she won't be treated nicely in this story. Not bashings or anything, gosh no! She will just be... a bitch ... just for the fact that I don't like her that much... I'm sorry if it sounds mean but you know... I tend to make everyone I don't like unpleasant in my fics...

Also, I know, I KNOW that my grammar and spelling suck ppl... so please don't waste review space by telling me... it gets to be annoying and won't help the situation

SHOUT-OUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

TrunkZy: Well you're review was long! And I love long reviews!! As a reward!! Here!!! Hands over an Arty plushie Anyway yes I love making Arty a devious little brat as you put it ) I don't mean to make Artemis into a slut Looks innocently around It just came out that way... on purpose... Smile's sheepishly Well why would Artemis WANT to be with Foaly, I thought it would be obvious!! He's in love! lol, and I will sort out the lemon thing so he WILL get something out of it... but lets not talk about that right now. Uh what else... Looks over review AH yes, when I so kindly explained how Arty dear is gay, well... I though you needed to know! A bit of pointless, useless information goes a long way! And uh... he's a bit dense Foaly but I'll say... yes he does know.

Kel the Nightmare: Yes... Chloe IS a very Mary Sue-ish name... ' But you know... it's all I could think of on the dot! Yeah I can too... maybe I'll write a fic on it...

GinnyHarryP: ) That is fine!! Seeing as though everything is fixed )

Forsaken-in-death: So glad you liked it ) I try to be funny, though most of the time... I'm not... )

Identity99: Well I'm a girl and I like it! Well... if he was REAL I wouldn't... because then that would mean he'd be off the market... but yes, I'll take you're advice on the "R" thing, I might throw in a flashback about Arty's... activities at school!! And I'm current;y working on a fic about it!!! Lol Arty IS hot... and he'll just get hotter if everything goes as planned )

Lady of Serpents: It is diff, but like I have said before, too much Holly/Arty stuff... I like a REALLY GOOD one... but you know, there just isn't enough AF slash around... and I have scrapped up all I can find ) It is fun to see Foaly get all flustered

Madd Girl: Here is the next chapter!!!! Hope you enjoy!!!!!!

xDDDDDD: I'm not really sure if that was a flame or a review... but thanks anyway!! Boost's my review number!!! And that's always good!!!

I am so sorry if I missed anyone!!! And thanks to all who read the story but don't review it.

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Chapter Four: Aren't We the Popular One

The Op's Booth, as I have said before, was bloody small. It was cramped enough when Foaly was in there by himself, but having someone sitting in there with him, ah now that was comfortable. And if you didn't realize, I was being sarcastic. Let me put it this way, it's like sitting in the box you're TV came in with three other people.

Artemis had placed himself in a swivel chair Foaly had fetched for him, and was sitting in front of a computer screen, taping away at a keyboard that sat on his lap.

Foaly was standing beside him. Marveling at Artemis' pretty feature's. The boys dark hair was falling into his slender face. The tips ending in little curls. And if Foaly didn't know any better, he would say that Artemis was letting them sit there on purpose. As if he knew it made him look irresistible.

But his hair wasn't the only thing the centaur was gazing at. No. He was also studying the oval glasses the boy was wearing. It was strange. Normally glasses don't tend to look good on pale, skinny teenager's with gaunt, morbid expression's. But somehow, Artemis made them work with the rest of his face. The genius had let them slide down his nose a bit so he could gaze above the rims and still see the keys when he looked down. Foaly hadn't noticed that Artemis wore glasses. He hadn't seen the teen wear them before.

Artemis was staring at the screen, though he could feel Foaly's eyes on him, which made him smirk, if only a little.

"Something wrong?" He asked softly.

Foaly gave a small squeak and quickly averted his golden eyes to the floor. Or rather what could be seen of the floor.

"Ah nothing... I was just looking at you're glasses, I have never noticed them before,"

Artemis smiled.

"I just got them, they say from all the time I spend in front of the computer, my eye sight isn't perfect, I only need them for reading and working on the computer, other wise my sight is fine," He said, peering at Foaly over the grey rims. It was a very flirtatious look. "Do they look okay?" He asked suddenly, taking off the glasses and looking at them.

Foaly couldn't help the smile that spread across his hairy face. That was too cute. Artemis had looked so serious when he said that. Like Foaly's opinion really mattered.

"I think you look beautiful," He said without thinking.

Artemis blushed. He wasn't expecting that. But was pleased with the answer none the less.

Foaly on the other hand had almost fainted as soon as he realized what he had said. How stupid could he be. Saying something like that and too Artemis of all people.

The centaur stole a peek at Artemis. The boy was staring at him, a light pink staining his cheeks. He looked quite embarrassed, but still wore that playful smirk. He was an extremely confident boy, that was for sure.

"Well that's good to hear," Said the genius, putting his glasses back on and turning his attention back to the screen.

And with that, Foaly was left with his thought's. Again.

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A few hour's latter saw Foaly and Artemis still cramped up in the Op's booth. Not that neither of them minded though. They where enjoying themselves greatly. It was nice to speak too someone who could understand what they where talking about. And not sit there dumbly, nodding.

Artemis looked up at Foaly and opened his mouth, ready to start another conversation, but just as he was about to ask Foaly something, the door to the Op's booth slid open and Holly and Juliet flew through, both tackling Artemis, who gave a very undignified squeak and fell to the floor. The two girls falling with him.

Juliet smiled widely, standing up and helping Holly to her feet. Artemis narrowed his eyes.

"You want something?" He asked, while Foaly pulled him to his feet. The pretty genius smiled at Foaly then looked at the two girl's who were bouncing on the spot.

Holly shrugged.

"Not really,"

Juliet nodded.

Artemis' face drained of all emotion as he stared at his friend's blankly. Foaly just grinned.

"So you came in here, almost broke my spine and for no good reason?"

"Yep!" They said in at the same time.

Foaly rolled his golden eyes. They must have ate allot of sugar before they came here.

"Well can you leave please? Foaly and I where busy,"

Holly raised an eyebrow.

"Doing what?"

"You wouldn't understand,"

"And why is that?"

"Because my dear Holly-"

"Don't call me that!"

"I can call you whatever I please, and anyway, you wouldn't understand what we where doing because Holly it is too complicated to explain too someone with you're IQ,"

"Hey I'm smart!"

"I never said you weren't,"

"Yes you did!"

"I didn't, what I said was that our activities are far too complicated for you and Juliet, manly because we are genius' and you Holly are not,"

"You could tone it down," Said Juliet, wisely stepping in between the two before Holly lost it. Artemis turned his gaze to her for a moment then back to the fuming fairy in front of him.

"Foaly and I where just experimenting with his computer system, that's all,"

"You could've just said that,"

"Yes but I didn't, it's much more fun getting you riled up over nothing," He said simply, smiling.

Holly opened her mouth, obviously too sware at the boy until Foaly trotted over and swung one arm over Holly's shoulder's.

"Come on Holl's, why don't you and Juliet go and see a movie or something? Staying around here will just be unbearably boring for you, as Artemis and I will just be sitting here, doing complicated and dull thing's on the computer," He said cheerfully, ushering a protesting Holly out of the door.

The LEP officer looked over her shoulder at Artemis, as he said goodbye to a giggling Juliet. Who gave her brother-type figure a tight hug, to which Artemis only half heartedly returned.

And when Juliet skipped out, Holly forced herself not to blush as the Fowl heir, gave her a small wave.

"Well have a good time!" Said Foaly, and with one final push, shoved Holly out of the booth.

As the door slid shut Artemis sat himself down again and smiled slyly at Foaly.

"You should have a lock on this door," Was all he said, before spinning around and smirking at the screen.

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Well now how was that? Yes I understand... it was kinda pointless... but well you know... )

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