Title: A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know

Summery: The super genius' of AF start to fall for one another! It's bliss for them, but what of everyone else? How will the rest of the gang take the news? Not that it matter's :)

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Artemis Fowl... but I wish I owned Artemis.

Authoress' Note: I'm such an unhappy mood... I got The Sims 2 today BUT the damn thing cannot be installed onto my shit box of a computer... AHHH! I need some soft wear to get it to work but Windows won't let me... Money good and wasted... and I really wanted the game too... the first one sucks. But that doesn't mean I'll make the character's lives a misery just cause I feel like crap. Anyway!. So, Kel the Nightmare told me that Foaly DOES have little horns. How cute is that! (SQUEE Huggles Foaly) And none of you want me to turn Foaly into a human. I won't ok, I don't want him to be one. I'll just do it if I want them to have sex! Just temporarily like... you know, for some sort of... waves hand around thing... I'll tell you when we come to it.

Chapter Seven: That's Very Sweet.

Foaly - razor still clasped tightly in his hand- stared with wide hazel eyes as Artemis came over to him.

"You really did a number on your self," said the Irish boy, looking the centaur over.

Foaly blushed, placing the razor on the self above his sink.

"I ah... I've never shaved before and... well,". The rest of his sentence died in his throat as Artemis raised his hand to the centaur's cheek.

"You did this for me?" he asked.

Foaly could only nod. His voice had abandoned him when that soft palm had pressed against his cheek. Oh it felt wonderful. Artemis's hand's never did anything but type on the computer, write and build things in his laboratory. So they where very soft and delicate. Any hard work was done by Butler.

Artemis smiled at Foaly's nod. Cupping his other cheek.

"That's very sweet," he said softly.

Foaly could feel his face burning. Which was perfect. Not only was he covered in scrapes and toilet paper, but now he was bright red as well. What an image he must make. Artemis though, didn't seem to care all that much. The boy genius raised himself up on his tippy toes and lightly pressed his lips to Foaly's.

The kiss was sweet. The kiss was everything Foaly had dreamed of!. The kiss was... short. Very short in fact. Artemis pressed his lips briefly to the centaur's, then pulled away. A faint blush colouring the Irish boys cheeks.

A long and uncomfortable silence followed this action.

Artemis removed his hands from the centaur's face and turned around, walking out of the bathroom and into the living room. Leaving Foaly standing frozen, staring after him.

What just happened...

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Now then. My spelling and grammar are horrid. You don't need to tell me. I normally correct my spelling on but I'm guessing some of their system's are down or whatever. So I can't correct anything. I'm going to send this to my beta. And I'll replace this chapter, with the finished betaed one. So don't get your panties in a knot when you see my less than perfect spelling and grammar.

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Another short chapter! If you call that a chapter... I'll make the next one nice and long for you. I just... shamefully couldn't be bothered this time. Sorry my lovely forgiving reviewers. Well... they kissed didn't they? (Someone throws something at her)... Review if it pleases you. It sure pleases me!.

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