Chapter Six, Sex is very, very, very bad...

The fourth day dawned early. Ron and Hermione had fun at there party, and yet didn't do anything except a fast kiss. Emmie and Ginny had come up with some more good material. Harry was confined to the basement (because it was the only door with a lock that could contain his raging hormones). And was under constant watch from Mrs. Granger. Except they weren't home now, were they. So the snogging continued. Ginny and Emmie came up with a new plot to humilate Harry and Ron. And to freak out Hermione and Rain. Mwahaha. Infact, phase one was complete that night.

Rain, who currently was sleeping on the top bunk, woke up. She turned over to find a condem. "SHIT! HERMIONE!"

Hermione awoke with a start. "Rain, what the bloody hell do you want?"

"Her-her-mione... Look." She showed Hermione the condem.

"Holy crap, I'm going to kill him." Hermione said from the bottom bunk.

"You're not alone."

"Look at this." Rain dangled her head from the top bunk to see six or seven condoms littering Hermione's bed.

"Let's go get him, I'll get my sword."

"Good idea." Hermione said. "But first we better put on some clothes, because there no way in hell Harry's gonna see me naked again."

Ginny stirred. "Blimey, what are you to going on about?"

"HARRY FRIKIN HAD SEX WITH US!" Hermione yelled. It didn't matter, her parents weren't home.

Ginny jumped up. "HARRY? REALLY?" she looked at her bed. "HE HAD SEX WITH ME TOO!"

"Yeah, he sure as hell did." Rain said, pulling on her most goth looking jeans.

"What are you going to do?" Ginny asked anxiously, seeing the sword.

"Kill him, I think." Hermione said.

"He frikin cheated on me." Rain was fully dressed and ran directly to Ron and Harry's room, Ginny and Hermione on her tail. "HARRY JAMES POTTER!" She yelled.

Ron sat up strait. "Rain, blimey, Harry's locked in the basement. Remember? The child malester?"

"Oh yeah..." Comprehension dawned on Hermione's face. Then even more comprehension dawned. "It was you!" She screamed. "You-you-you child malester!"

"My own brother... You sick sick sick person."

Hermione's face turned white. She loved Ron with all her heart, and he hated her; he had sex with Rain and her. All he wanted was sex. Hermione ran from the room. Ron sprung from her bed to comfort her. Rain pointed her sword at him. "You are not going anywhere until you tell me what the hell happened."

"I didn't do anything." He said. Rain looked at him good. There was truth in his eyes.

"I believe you." Rain said. "But who did this?"

"It was Mr. Granger I bet."

Rain gave Ron a weird look. "Ron, you got to give up being an auror. I bet anything it was Emmie."

Ron stood up, wanting to go comfort Hermione, but Rain stopped him again. "Ron! What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't go cuddling girls that you have a crush on in your boxers!"

"Oh yeah..." This time it was Ron who came to relization. "WAIT A SEC! I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON HERMIONE!"

"Yeah, sure right." Rain said leaving the room.

That night, Mrs. Granger was cleaning Ron (and formerly Harry's) room, when she saw it; a box of condoms.

"Holy crap." She said, grabbing the box as she walked out of the room. She found the friends laughing in Hermione's room. "HERMIONE JANE GRANGER! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE." She said, waving around the condoms.

"Oooh Mommy cussed." Emmie said, appearing as though by magic.

"Mom, I swear, I didn't do it." She looked over at Rain, deciding to take a leap out of her book. "It was Ron, he molested me last night."

"He did!"

"Yeah, I did. I'm really sorry Mrs. Granger. I hope you can forgive me. Your daughter is just so beautiful, smart, and nice. I couldn't control myself. Please for give me." He said, meaning the whole nice, and beautiful stuff. It was a price to pay. But he didn't mind. If it got Hermione out of trouble, that's all that mattered. Hermione gazed open mouthed. It was true. He did have sex with her after all. But that meant that he had also hit on Rain... A tear trickled down her cheek as Mrs. Granger lead Ron away.

"Hermione, are you okay?" Ginny asked. She had taken it WAY too far. Hermione stood up and ran to her closet, trying to conceal her tears. Ginny rushed after her. "Hermione's what's up?"

"He had sex with Rain. And you."

She sighed. "No he didn't. You honestly think that Ron, Mr. Safe, is going to have sex with you and two other girls, including his sister?"

"Of corse, being silly."

"And.." Ginny added to cheer her up. "Ron did stick up for you. I'm convinced he likes you."

"Yeah, I guess."