Chapter Eight Couples Therpy
"You were with Jouear."
"You were with Martha."
"So?"
"So?"
"This isn't working." Rain said, shaking her head.
"Rain, what on earth were you thinking, going into a bedroom with that... thing...?"
"Oh, let me see, maybe that my BOYFRIEND was snogging some STUPID PREP in a movie theater." Rain said sarcastically.
"We didn't snog in the movie theater!" Harry shouted at her. It was the truth, Harry didn't snog Martha in the theater, he snogged her in a bush. There was a big difference there.
"Oh whatever Harry, you wanted to."
"Like you didn't want to kiss Jouear? Rain, don't lie, I saw the look you gave him! You never once gave me one of those looks."
"It's not my fault! And don't change the subject, you wanted to kiss Martha!"
"No, actually, I didn't. I only went out with her to make you jealous."
"God Harry! Your such a bad lier."
At that moment a tiny little head poked in Ron and Harry's room. "Looks like the happy couple are having there first argument."
"Shut the hell up, Emmie." Rain said. "Before I find my sword."
"Sheesh, I only meant to help." Emmie said. Harry looked at Emmie, questioningly. A little anger melted off Rain's face. "I've read therapy books. Now sit down you two." Harry said, Rain stood, stubbornly. "Now, Harry, why did you feel threatened?"
"Because that Jouear freak tried to hit on Rain."
"He didn't try to hit on me!" Rain yelled.
"Well you looked at him."
"Harry! I'm human! When I see a person, I look! I look at everyone. I look at Ron. Do you feel threatened when I look at Ron?"
"Okay, okay, one at a time!" Emmie said. "Harry, finish your side of the story."
"So when Rain was gaping and basically throwing herself at this stranger..."
"I wasn't throwing myself at him!" Rain yelled, outraged.
"Rain, it's Harry's turn, let him talk. Go on, Harry."
"And so I wanted to make her jealous."
"Okay, Rain, what did Harry just say." Emmie asked Rain.
"He said since I looked at Jouear, he jumped to conclusions and asked Martha out in attempt to make me jealous." Rain paused, coming to her scences. "Why the hell am I getting therapy from a six year old?"
"Because I'm bored." Emmie said. "No body wants to play with me."
"I wonder why," Rain muttered.
"So, Rain, what's your side of the story?"
"I saw this guy." Rain's eyes went over glazey. "He was so... dark... and well, dark..." Rain fell into deep contiplation. Harry rolled his eyes.
"This isn't going well." Emmie said.
"He's gone!" Ron said brightly when Hermione told him Jouear had left.
"And Rain and Harry are back. Guess what there doing?" Hermione asked him.
"What?"
"Couple's therapy," she laughed.
"Where's Ginny?" Ron asked.
"I really don't know..."
Little did ANYONE know, Ginny was plotting Emmie and her next big thing. It was all in order. The Grangers were going out. For the whole night. Ginny rubbed her hands together evily. She was sure that after this, she could start taking on the world. World domination... Fun... (A/N I'm not planning to overthrow you Lorraine, but it's a scary though that came to my mind). The next step, was to read all Hermione's Cosmo Girl, and get some ideas. Or they could find her diary again. Or... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, yes... Ginny was ready.
"Get in!" Hermione called to Rain.
"NO, you two are naked, that's just not natural."
"It's not like you can see anything." Hermione argued.
Rain crossed her arms. She was fully happy in her clothes; baggy black jeans, lots of chains, and her 'love sucks' shirt.
"It's all your fault that you're missing all the fun," Ginny said, diving into the cool water.
"I'm missing the fun? You two are NAKED!"
"Come on Rain," Hermione started to climb out of the ladder.
"Don't you dare come out without a towel wrapped around you." Rain warned her.
She didn't listen. Hermione emerged fully naked, and started dragging Rain, who was holding onto the lawn chair for dear life. Just then, two figures came out of the house. Ron and Harry. Ron stood thunderstruck at Hermione's figure. While Ron was stuttering, Hermione ran back into the water.
"I told you so." Rain said, laughing. Harry came over and sat next to her.
"That little..." Hermione trailed off.
"What?" Ginny asked, still in the pool.
"She stole are clothes, and she locked us outside."
"Reason 1349 why I never skinny dip." Rain said smuggly.
"Oh shut up Rain," Hermione spat.
"Harry," Rain said realizing something. "Don't look," she jumped on his back and covered his eyes.
"Ron, shut you're eyes right now!" Hermione screamed. She was in hystarics by now. She ran, followed (A/N: I learned to spell it right! Yay me!) by Ginny, into a group of bushes. There they sat. Rain laughing her head off, Harry attempting to play cards with Ron (Ron was too distracted thinking that he'd seen her... naked...).
-sometime during the night, Emmie woke up and unlocked the door-
Hermione was first to wake the next day. Truth be told, she didn't sleep, but whatever, lets not get technical. Oops, too late. She sat in her top bunk, writing feverishly in her diary, awaiting the awaking of a one Ginny Weasley. Unbenouced to Hermione, Ginny was in fact, up, and writing in her (unenchanted) diary. Rain was sleeping on the couch, her tongue hanging out with a speck of drool rolling off it.
"God, I really don't want to go down there..." Hermione said to herself.
"Me neither." Ginny said, startling Hermione.
"Shut up," Rain groaned, half asleep. "I'm killing orks!"
Hermione and Ginny rolled their eyes. "Let's have some breakfast then." Ginny said, leading the way downstairs.
They sat, chatting, eating their lucky charms for some time.
THUD THUD! A banging noise came from the basement. "Let us out! We're hungry!" Harry called loudly. Hermione and Ginny flocked over to the door, Hermione carrying the key.
"What did you see last night?" She called through the key hole.
"Nothing!" Harry said. "Right Ron."
"I saw-"
"RON!" Harry yelled at him.
"Nothing at all. Blue skies. Very pretty blue skies."
"Damn right you did."
"RAIN!" Rain turned around to see something very tall and someone very short waiting for her outside. "It wants to 'make me pretty!'"
"I know that voice." Rain sniffed the air as though she could smell the voice.
"RAIN!"
Rain ran outside to see who it was. Sessharmarru
"You're Rain's girlfriend aren't you! You'd make such a cute couple. She such a lesbo shes so into guy stuff. Like she's all into swords and stuff that guys do. Its so gross. OMG I wanna do your hair! I love your makeup, I did my makeup like that once. Its soooooooo pretty. I wanna do you r hair please let me do your hair. Where are your boobs? I thought girls had boobs... Oh well, I'm a girl and I don't have boobs. Mummy says its because I'm not old yet. And I don't want them because then I'll be raging with hormones like Hermione." She gasped for breath. "But your so tall... That doesn't make sense. Maybe its just your hormones, maybe they haven't come in yet. Your old for not having hormones. Do you like puppies? I see you have a sword just like Rain! Maybe she can get you some boobs cos she's old. Mummy says that you get hormones by hanging out with pretty people and since she's pretty and your pretty, you can get boobs. I like your dress its so pretty and decorative. I want one just like that when I'm your age. Only I don't know how old you are how old are you?
"A lot older then you."
"Then I don't get why you don't have boobs. It just doesn't make sense. Are you getting your period regerly?"
"My what?" He said, eye twitching.
"Your period of course." She said smiling as though stating the obvious. "Its when you bleed non-stop for a really long time and you get really really moody. I think that's because they're worried that they'll shrivel up and DIE. I think Rain has her period because she threatened to kill me last night. And I don't think that's very nice. I think she needs some midol, don't you?"
"Sure."
Rain was contemplating. Seeing Emmie interigate Sess was highly amusing, yet she thought she should put an end to it. What to do, what to do. Well, at least, she decided, I can watch them while I'm figuring out what to do. Sess was an old friend of Rain's so she didn't feel to horrible. After all the things they've been through, it was really hard to.
"Your so pretty, when I'm older I'm going to be as tall as you." She reached for his hand and swung it in a playful way. "Oooooh you have soft hands. Do you use a lot of lotion? Mummy says if I use a lot of lotion I can have hands as soft as yours. You're not talking much, are you having your period? Oh no, is this your first one? Do you need help putting in a tampon? I can help. I've read the directions on the back of the boxes that Hermione always gets. All you have to do is open your legs and--"
"Emmie, go inside or I'll kill you." Rain said smiling serenly.
"Okay!" She squeeled happy to have a new friend. "I'll get you the box of tampons. I'm not sure how many you need to stop it from getting all over your buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful clothes."
"Better get the whole box."Rain said to her.
"Okay!" with that she skipped off.
"So, here to join us?" Rain asked once Emmie was out of earshot.
"Actually, I sensed a disturbance in the force. I think it has something to do with Ginny, Hermione, and you...