Chapter 2: Almost there...

They arrived at there wonderfully fruity hotel; the Carribean Beach resort just after noon. As soon as they checked into their room, set their lugagge in it, and put their swim suits on, they head to the pool.

The small pool had a small water slide, which they went on several times. Several times, that is, after Fred put a speed charm on it, so it now went one hundred miles per hour.

"Yahoo!" Hermione screamed as she went down it her fourty-second time.

There was more then one advantage to this little charm. No little kids were near, in fear of their lives. The teenagers went down the slide so fast, that there was barely a line.

"If only there was a loop-d-loop," sighed Fred, marveling at his handy work.

"Don't you dare." Hermione said sternly.

"I wasn't thinking about it, I swear!"

"Yeah, right."

"That's it, I demand to see my lawyer!"

"Fred, what's it with you and your lawyer?"

"Oh, George and I rented 'Law and Order' on the plane."

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Do you even know what a lawyer is?" She asked.

"Someone who yells a lot and argues a lot, so you don't have to go to Azkaban." Fred said in a matter of fact tone.

"It's someone who defend you if you were accused of doing something so you don't have to go to jail."

"What's jail?" Fred asked.

"It's like Azkaban without the dementors."

"That's stupid."

"Hey! Hermione! What's next on the schedule, I'm getting all pruney." Harry said.

Harry, Ron and Hermione ate lunch, subs, in there room.

"What shall we do tomorrow?" Hermione asked.

"Go to Disney World." Said Ron, as though stating the obvious.

"Of course we'll go to Disney World, but where? There's four theme parks, two water parks, two shopping centers, a sports complex, marineas, spas, golf courses... There's just so much to do."

"Let's start with a theme park." Suggested Harry.

"Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Epcot, or MGM-Studios?"

"I don't care."

"Whatever you want, Hermione."

"I say we start out with Magic Kingdom, since it was the first theme park in Disney World."

"Sure."

"Whatever you want, Hermione."

"We should start out with AdventureLand."

"Sure."

"Whatever you want, Herrmione."

"Are you guys even listening?"

"Sure- I mean-er- yes, we are, we just want you to make all the desisions because I have the creativity range of a teaspoon."

"Oh, you're too kind."

"I try."

The rest of the day Hermione sat working out a shedule, while Ron and Harry enjoyed the plesures of Television. Some of the shows, like ER, were so stupid to them, I mean, no magic. Gilligan's Island? Nope, they could of apperated off the island. The Spanish soap operas met their approveal. Ron and Harry liked the Spanish girls. Kim Possible was good. Ron approved of the side-kick. Harry liked the naked mole rat. Fear Factor was also good. Harry and Ron relished the look on the peoples face when the contestents were eating something gross.

Hermione woke up early the next morning. Either her excitedment or the time change woke her up. No matter, she'd just take a nice jog. It was dark outside. Silently, she slipped out of her cool, air-conditioned room, into the warm pit that is Florida.

At quarter past five, the sun rose. Hermione sat on a bench, watching the reflection of the rising sun in the lake.

"I wish Ron was here." She sighed. "Oh well, maybe tomorrow."

"Harry, Harry!" Hermione shook him awake. "Ron!" She shook him too. "Wake up, you two are so lazy. I've already ran three miles, get up." When the boys continued to sleep, Hermione took drastic action. "Get up." She said, yanking the pillow from under Harry's head, then banging him with it. Harry still refused to wake, so she turned to Ron. For Ron, she pulled off all his covers. He rolled up in a tiny ball. "Ronald Bilius Weasly, if you don't wake up, I'm going to leave you." He sat up. "Oh good. You're awake."

"Yeah, thanks to you." He mummbled.

"Come on, help me get Harry up."

"That's impossible."

"No it's not."

"Wanna bet?"

Hermione stood up on Harry's bed and started jumping on it. Ron fallowed suit. Harry was up in no time.

"What the hell did you do that for?" He asked.

"You are a slug, that's why." Ron replied.

"Come on, the park opens pretty soon."

"Hermione..." Ron said, looking from Harry to his girlfriend. "Do you mind if we get dressed first?"

Hermione laughed. "I guess, if you insist..."

"I insist! I'm single and loving it!" Hermione threw a pillow at Harry.

Ron and Harry changed fast and rushed out to find Hermione at the bus stop. Hermione was wearing some shorts, and a t-shirt. Unusually, she wore her hair back. "Oh good you're here." She said as they aprouched. "Oh look, a bus. No, that's not it, see?" Hermione pointed at a screen on top of the bus, that read 'Animal Kingdom.' The next bus came along, but that was not the one that they needed. Finally, after about four busses, the one for Magic Kingdom came.

They stepped aboard the bus. Ron was sporting a camera, taking pictures for his dad ("It's for work..."). Hermione carried a purse that was magically expanded. She had managed to carry three water bottles, a wallet, three ponchos, a camera, and a half dozen guide books.

"How did you make everything fit?" Harry asked.

"Magically expanded. I also have an anti-theft device. If anyone non-magical looks inside, they will see a hairbrush, a fake wallet, and a pen."

"Amazing."

"Isn't it?" Hermione countiued. "I think you'll enjoy this. There are some very, very, scary rides."

"Probably not as scary as Qudditch." Harry grinned.

"We can make them though," Ron wispered to Harry.

"I heard that Ronald Bilius Weasley."

"How did you-" Ron said over Harry's snorts of laughter.

"Your mum told me," Hermione grinned at her boyfriends face. "In case I needed to use it..."

They laughed. It was amazing that they still could laugh after all the deaths in the pass few years. They laughed all the way to the Magic Kingdom. People were edging away from them on the bus.

As Harry, Ron and Hermione stepped out of the bus, grins spread over there faces. None as wide as Hermione's, though. She was talking non-stop, "The Magic Kingdom was founded in 1971, by Walter Elise Disney. He chose Orlando because there were no strip clubs, and gas stations around Disney Land. Disney was the most famous wizard in the show business. Only, no one knew he was a wizard back then. They didn't find out until he died." Hermione stopped to draw breath but was cut off by the ticket taker.

"Please put your hotel ticket through here." He pointed at a slot. They did so.

"Amazing, simply amazing! Are hotel key is also are ticket!" Ron took a picture of the ticket barrier. Harry and Hermione burst into laughter. The ticket man, on the other hand, looked afraid for his life.

"Please proceed to the security check."

"What's so funny?" Ron said.

"Nothing." Hermione said unzipping her purse for inspection.

And finally after 16 hand written pages, they entered the magical world, that is Disney