Frequent Reader here! I'm still alive, just to let you all know.

I've been bogged down with RL lately, so I haven't been able to update as much as I wanted to. That, and I'm still trying to get the ideas into wording. I'll try to get the next chapter before the end of the month.

In any case, here's a bit of a teaser to the chapter to keep you all going.


Somewhere within the crowd, Nabiki and Akane walked about.

"Kasumi would normally be seen around here." Said Nabiki as she scanned the area.

Looking about, she caught a pair of people walking with their backs towards her. One was in a kung fu outfit and sported a pigtail, the other a young lady with a flattering figure clad in blue slacks and a white tied-up blouse that bared her midriff all around. Akane noticed her sister's gaze and followed its direction. Her eyes narrowed as she recognized the distinguishable pigtail.

"What's that pervert doing here?" said Akane. Her anger reached a boiling point when she saw the girl grab Ranma's wrist to lead him somewhere. "And who is that slut with him?"

"Hey Akane! Wait!" said Nabiki as she followed Akane, who went off in pursuit of Ranma.

Akane was running on a full head of steam as she got closer to her targets. 'How dare that pervert flirt with another floozy! I always knew he was a lustful creep!' She approached closer and…

Nabiki managed to catch up to see Akane closing in fast on Ranma and the other girl. Unlike Akane, Nabiki was more observant and noticed that the girl Ranma was with seemed familiar. 'Wait a minute… she looks almost like…' Her eyes widened in realization as she got closer and briefly got a glance of her side profile. She was also horrified when she saw Akane approach them and realized what she was about to do.

"Akane stop! That's-"

"RANMA NO BAKA! WHO'S THAT SLUT WITH YOU, YOU PERVERT! ?"

Akane charged at Ranma from behind with a punch aimed for his head. The pigtailed boy, however, didn't even bother to turn around as he made a gesture. Akane suddenly found herself stopped in her tracks as she felt something hold her cocked back fist. For the life of her, she was unable to move her fist forward. Unknown to her, Onyx Riven was gripping her wrist from behind.

'What? Why can't I move! ?' thought Akane.

Ranma turned around to face his ex-fiancee. "Sheesh, you haven't even seen me in so long and this is how you try to greet me."

[Ranma narration]

This is Akane, my thankfully EX-fiancee. I was forced into an arranged marriage with her neither of us wanted. Nothing but an uncute tomboy who's thick as a brick and violent as a gorilla with the charm of a warthog. Also has one of the worst male complexes I've ever seen.

[End Ranma narration]

"You jerk! What did you do to me! ?"

"Just one of the tricks I've learned."

"I always knew you were a womanizing pervert! Having another slut at your side!" Akane spat out, then directed her glare at said girl, who still had her back turned.

Nabiki caught up and stopped next to Akane. "Akane stop! That's-"

It was then that Kasumi slowly turned around, her hair tossing to fall over her right shoulder (insert sparkling panning shot and montage of shots of her body here).

Akane and Nabiki were flabbergasted that the attractive young woman in the revealing outfit was actually their older sister. Nabiki took in this new image of Kasumi, which was a startling change from her usual attires of housedresses. The middle Tendo never imagined the conservative Kasumi to ever dress in such a fashion. She had to admit that the outfit did flatter her figure as she filled it out quite nicely and she was a bit jealous about it, too. Nabiki assumed this change was due to Ranma or his Faerie girlfriends.

"K-K-Ka-Kasumi! ?" said Akane in shock.

"Hello, little sisters." Said Kasumi in a neutral tone.

"Hello, too, Nabiki." Added Ranma nonchalantly.


Thanks for sticking with me this whole time! Your support keeps me going!

Author's notes:

Darthvader2209: Probably not. I can't stand the Nick version either since all they did was a rush job.

Greenicedragon1789: RL gets in the way…

Dragoncat: Oh there will be…

JonV0: Nice to know someone following the song segments!

Ron S:

Wakko:

Tails 1:

Sonic 1:

Miss Priss: You got the un/luck of being the 666th reviewer.

Frosty Wolf: I would like to say it's the first crossover of these two, but it's not…

AndrewK9000: Nice to hear from you again. I still have other idea arcs…

Kai Hiwatari Seigaku's Phoenix: Alsome? Heh…

Raynze76: If you watch Winx Club, watch the RAI version. AVOID THE 4SHIT VERSION LIKE THE PLAGUE!

Ryan L. Spradling: Maybe…

Blackholelord: Thanks. I'm honestly surprised how popular it became actually.

Ranmaleopard: Sore wa himitsu desu!

Dannyphantom01: Was kinda on hiatus there…

Jimbobob5536: So you caught them, eh?

God of all: Good things come to those who wait…

Shinzochi: Believe me, you're not the only one who wishes to see things like this animated. I'd have to dream it.

PEJP Bengtzone V2: Well Happosai is considered that by all who know him.

Hanzo of the Salamander 2.0: Version 2.0? Hmmm…

OBSERVER01: Observe more, please!

De Reader: Oh, you'll know… heheheh…

Kamen Rider OOO: Thanks, I will.

Firelordeg: It was hard to write.

Lv1s: Nice to know of another fan of AA's works. Don't know about my work being on the same level, though. He's pumped out a lot of quality work. I'm still waiting on the conclusion of TekkaDread.

Rictor Yagami: Man, I HATE when I miss little errors like that…

Masterart: It's always going to be a surprise.

Dumbledork: Believe me, making the fights in the last chapter was hard. Couldn't have them just blaze through everything, either, especially with the one in the beginning of that chapter.

Oraman Asturi: I believe Bloom's already got something like that.

Snow299: As long as I have inspiration and fans like you spurring me on.

El Irrespondible: I'm just wishing DA didn't have a limitation as to how much text I could put in one file that I'm forced to split my chapters…

Jerry Unipeg: Yes, wanted to avoid that path.

RHatch89: Glad you think so. Just don't drool, okay?

Unknown1124: I might bring out the scythe combo again, but for the more extreme battles.

RyoTheSaiyan: I'm happy about having a TVtropes page as well. Still things to add to it.

Kyuubi16: Yeah, those kinds of things are pretty repetitive, aren't they? Too many damn karma houdinis are produced as well. Well, I'll NEVER follow that damn formula, EVER! Hmm? Haremfic authors get hate?

Wolvenstrom: Ah, so you've read them, too?