Terra stretched, leaving the room in the Star Palace, the hotel that the group had rented for the duration of their time in Vegas, the city they were in. Of course, Terra had yet to mention that they were in Vegas to the contestants. She had also hijacked an office from one of the secretaries with threats of revealing the woman's elicit affair with her (married) boss. Ah yes, being evil was FUUUUUUUUUUN. She entered "her" office, where he had told any anime chars who had no idea what the crap to sing to go find her. Of course, May quickly entered, followed by Ted.

"Remind me again how you kicked out the secretary?" May asked her companion.

Terra smirked.

"She was having an affair with her -MARRIED- boss." Terra put extra emphasis in the "married." May gasped.

"How dare she!" The blonde-haired girl said offended.

"It got us an office. Now shut up and get a freakin' chair. You wanted to know what the blackmail was, right?" Terra inquired, pulling out a huge book so unobtrusively labeled on it's black leather cover, in inlaid gold all-caps:

"THE BIG BOOK OF ALMIGHTY BLACKMAIL."

The book seemed to radiate divine energy. Then, a huge blast of gold light struck the book, giving it a divine aura, as the whole "Hallelujah" thing began. Terra glared upwards, and the light winked out as the music screeched to a halt.

"Why'd you call it off?" May asked. "The light was purdy!" She was mesmerized by the shininess.

Terra sweat dropped. -.-'

"Because we need to frickin' get on with it before anyone gets here." She said coolly.

May sighed and nodded as she opened the book. May took one glance at the book fell off the chair she was sitting on in shock.

All of a sudden, there was a knock at the door. May, stupidly leaving the book open, walked to the door and opened it. Right there standing were all the anime characters. She stared at them confused...as always.

"We all want to know want the blackmail is, and if it's good enough to keep us here!" Yusuke yelled as everyone behind him where waiting impatiently.

"Yusuke, calm down, stop yelling, and go look at the book if your want to see the frickin' blackmail." Terra said while pointing to the book that May accidentally left open.

At this announcement, there was a buffalo stampede. (AKA all the anime characters pouring in to look at The Book.)

"Wait...Nuu! Don't look-..." Before May could finish her sentence to try and stop them from looking at the book, she herself got stampeded. x.x

As the anime characters where looking at The Book, May, on the other hand, got up from the ground and was looking down at the ground nervously.

The Book was filled with pictures...pictures of guys...pictures of anime guys...pictures of anime guys.. with May.

((BFK: -sweat drop- -.-;; Dmyoyojam: -nervous laughter-))

"Hey! Those are us in the pictures with...with...May!" All the guys say in shock but then remembered the night they spent with May when they got drunk. -cough cough-

Terra looked at the pictures. "Y'know, I never looked that closely at these." A few seconds later, her eyes widened in shock. "WTF May! You're shirtless!"

At that moment, May started to blush still looking at the ground. Seto Kaiba was standing next to May and bent over to look at the pictures with caution, making sure that it was HIM in that picture.

Too late. he was. P

"Actually, I'm really not that surprised about this picture of you too, Considering your relationship together."

Seto then joined May while looking down at the ground blushing.

"That's not me!" May and Seto said simultaneously.

They both looked at each other, hands almost touching, as they blushed then looked at the ground again. They both looked as if Kurama's hair melted onto their face.

The Picture with May and Seto, was May and Seto Making out, on the bed, with May being, erm, shirtless ((-sweat drop- -.-;;)) The rest of the pictures are of May with all the guys when they were drunk. Let your mind wander with imagination on what could have happened with all the guys drunk...

((DMyoyojam: Ehe, funny how you got that picture of me with Seto. -laughs nervously-))

"Okay! Let's start the bidding on this lovely photo of the shirtless May at $500!" Terra said while waving the photo in the air.

All the guys, except for certain boys who would never do something like this -cough Hiei and Kurama cough-, started chasing Terra around to get a hold of The Picture. Although, Hiei and Kurama could secretly be pervs...they might just not show it. ((BFK: -death glare- Kurama's not like that!))

Hiei was still getting over the shock of his own photo, anyway. Then, he saw something that made him blink and look again.

"Hn, Fox, look at this." He said glaring down to one single picture with disgust.

"Which one?" Terra asked. In her haste to get away from the perverts, she had apparently dropped her human guise, revealing, instead of blonde hair and hazel eyes, midnight blue hair and sapphire eyes, as well as a black fox tail and ears.

"Both of you." Hiei replied, and she skittered over, still holding the shirtless photo of May. As she looked at the photo that Hiei was glaring at, her expression changed from curiosity, to O.O, to staring at the floor, bright red, all in the space of a few short seconds. Kurama also followed Hiei's gaze, and joined Terra in staring, embarrassed, at the ground, which now held rapture for four people. The picture was the single one in the book not of May with a guy, but of Terra and Kurama. Making out. On a bed. With Terra shirtless. ((BFK: -is tomato red-))

It seemed that, once again, Kurama's hair had performed the astounding feat of melting on to two people's faces while remaining on his head. May scooted over and spotted it.

"Not that surprising, y'know. How long have you two been going out?" She asked innocently.

"That's not us." Both newly embarrassed victims said at the same time.

Some of the other girls in the room whispered to each other with jealousy. Jealous that Terra actually got to be with Kurama. Though, a few of the girls were confused on why they had to even be here. I mean, they couldn't have been drunk with May. That'd be kind of...lesbian-ish.

o.o'

Of course, Flay from Gundam Seed had to ask.

"What's the blackmail on the girls?" Flay said in her usual bratty voice.

Terra and May both pointed at Ted. He also turned scarlet and stared at the ground.

"Ehehehehehe..."

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Next time: The contest is finally going to begin! two of the judges are being replaced with May and Terra, as Simon is still here (Buu!) and Ted as Ryan. Let the torture of the auditions begin!