Disclaimer: Ranma ½ belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Viz Video and Winx Club belongs to Iginio Straffi and Rai S.p.A (NOT 4Kids!).

Note: this follows the Rai version of Winx as the 4Kids version butchered it too much, like with every anime it dubs.

Omake Chapter: Thanksgiving Sushi!

Saotome Complex Kitchen…

Ranma stands before the kitchen counter as Shampoo, Ukyou, Mousse (wearing sunglasses), Sasuke, and the Winx stand behind him.

Ranma: "What up, y'all? We're taking a break from the story since the author wants to do a little special for the Holidays once again. I'm here with my home-girls and my Nerima homies. With so many in one house, it's only natural to have big meals, and this is going to be a BIG meal of EPIC proportions!"

The All-Meat Sushi! (No Fish for this Bitch!)

The counter is full of numerous meat products as Ranma lists them off.

Ranma: :Today, we're gonna make a traditional Japanese cuisine: sushi!, But we're gonna make it even more epic! We're gonna make one entirely out of meat! Ground beef… chicken breasts… steaks… hot dogs… pepperoni slices… pork buns… ham… sausage… and let's not forget the BACON!"

The crew spreads out the ground beef onto two wide baking pans and bake them in the oven. Ukyou is preparing meat sauce as Shampoo cooks up some orange chicken. Mousse shreds a good portion of cheese. Bloom was cooking up the steaks using her powers as Stella prepares the sausages. Musa breads and fries the chicken. Tecna cooks up the hot dogs. Flora bakes the numerous pans of bacon strips.

Ranma: "Ukyou's cookin' up that meat sauce for some added flavor. Shampoo shows us how to make chicken even more delish. Mousse is on cheese-shredding duty. Bloom is pwning those steaks with her Dragon's Flame. Well done, eh? Stella, my main blonde, is sizzling those sausages like she sizzles the fashion walkway! Musa's breading the chicken, as fried chicken is just better! Tecna boils the hotdogs. Work those wieners, girl! Flora has the job of looking over the bacon and flipping those suckers. We can never forget the bacon, because everyone loves bacon! Unfortunately, we can't spice up our sauce with any Jack Daniel's as we're all still underaged here, so no dice, people!"

Layla is seen before the table, which was filled with numerous other foods.

Ranma: "Layla's provided us with some added ingredients for our dish: Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chalupas, Gorditas, fries, and cheesy calzones!"

The beef sheets were taken out and laid onto the table, taking up the entire 6x4 foot surface area. Flora and Layla take out the bacon and weave it into a bacon blanket.

Ranma: "Flora and Layla are on bacon duty, weaving those delicious pork strips into a pork blanket."

Flora and Layla layer the bacon blanket onto the beef sheets..

Ranma: "We got our 'rice' and now our seaweed wrap, which we replace with bacon wrap! Next, we layer that with our steaks, spread out meat sauce, and dump it with cheese. Then we spread the fries and sausage, and MORE bacon. Next phase, we line up the burgers once taking out the vegetables, because bleep! salad! For good measure, we line it up with wieners, top it with pepperoni for a pizza feel, and out fried chicken breasts. We top it with bacon strip, bacon strip, bacon strip, bacon strip, and more bacon strips, because it's bacon. We then line up out calzones with the gorditas and chalupas, combining the goodness of Mexican and Italian, then throw in some Chinese with the orange chicken and pork buns! Why? Because we're just (bleep!)ed up that way, that's why. And because it's Thanksgiving, we're gonna toss in some turkey for good measure, and some more cheesy goodness! Anyone who doesn' think this looks good must be out of their (bleep!)ing minds."

Clips of them stacking up the numerous foodstuffs onto the beef wrap go by as they sometimes snack on said foodstuffs.

Ranma: "And now, we roll this bitch!"

It took Ranma and the Winx to roll the whole thing into a huge sushi roll, six feet in length and a foot in diameter.

Ranma: "Once it's all rolled up, time to slice it up! What up, soul slicas! ?"

The Specialist Souls emerge and used their weapons to slice the oversized roll into three-inch thick slices.

Ranma: "Who needs knives when you got light sabers, right guys?"

The Specialists thumbs up before fusing back into their host.

Ranma: "This ain't your wussy California Roll here, people, this is a HE-MAN roll!"

Shows that a dinner plate could barely hold one slice of the meat sushi slice. Ranma and the gang stand before the table, each with a plate of sushi before them.

Ranma: "For you closed-minded (bleep!)ers at home, crying like a little bitch, I'm here with these sexy beauties. What now, haters?"

Nodoka and Kasumi come down as everyone chows down on the sushi roll slices. Ranma, Ukyou, and Shampoo eat the same slice from three different directions until their lips met. Ranma next shares a slice with the Winx in a seven-way eating frenzy until their lips met. They all devour their meat sushi rolls while dunking them in whatever meat sauce was left in the bowl. Genma-panda sneaks in and tries to steal an undeserved slice, but gets punted away by Ranma.

Everyone is seated at the table with empty plates after having eaten everything.

Ranma: "Next time, we eat fianceshipping and sparxshipping fanfics!"

To be continued in the main story…

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Made this for the holiday after watching a few EpicMealTime videos. Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. Turkey stuffing FTW!

Along with hating fianceshipping (Ranma/Akane), I also despise sparxshipping (Bloom/Valtor). And it's not just because it's using a 4Shit term. It's the whole idea. I mean, pairing Bloom up with an old manipulative bastard who does nothing but troll her and attempt to kill her for her powers?

"Ha! I purposely anger you, lie to you, hurt your friends, try to kill you, and destroy all you care about to fulfill my own agenda. Now lust after me because I'm just so hot!"

"You bastard! I shall lust for you since you're so hot! I'll abandon everyone else just to be your sex toy!"

Congrats. You make Bloom out to be a shallow bitch and completely derail her character because you make her 'distracted by the sexy'.

I shall have the next chapter posted soon. So you new viewers figured out where the cast is right now?