Once again, the language is a made up one. Please review and tell me whether this story is good or not.

Hakuna Matata

The guys were glaring at both the girls. The spears got closer.

"U-uhm…." Hinata stuttered, " … daito ne Sakura kojuikara loofto no bigateei lorubo…"

The strange and hostile people lowered their weapons. One stepped toward Hinata, "Todokeru ne Sakura ishimo koujo?"

Hinata looked at the one talking to her, "Taikoro, meisu ko reitsulo bokinip ponji."

The strange people took out some clubs and next thing they knew they woke up with their hands and legs tied up on a log; three to each log. The man and his companions took them in the direction of where the area got eerie and misty. They continued to walk for an hour.

"Are we there yet?" Naruto whined.

"Ka?" Said the man.

"Let me see," Hinata turned to the man, "Naruto-kun hoppi furumi nikali."

The man nodded, "Sukewo."

Hinata turned to Naruto, "He said 'almost'."

They continued to walk until they came upon a wall of huge trees with a big cave and the foot of one of them. The man, known as Jio as Hinata found out, pointed to the cave and carried them in. When they emerged on the other side, they all stopped dead. What they saw was unbelievable.

The place he led them to was a hidden tropical oasis. It was a tropical paradise. Everything was colorful and very connected to nature. Naruto looked up to see a flock of rainbow long tailed parrots fly overhead. This place was surely amazing.

When they finally composed themselves they noticed that it was getting dark in this hidden paradise. By the time all light had vanished the group was tired; after all they were hanging by their hands and legs. After a few more moments they saw light. As they drew nearer they saw a village. There were people dancing in front of a giant bon fire; the source of the light.

It was like a modern Native American/ Japanese village, just leaning more to the Amazon kind of tribe. It was like a traditional Japanese village just with the Amazon touch to it and a giant village square with a bon fire in the center and crazy people dancing around it. Jio and the others entered the village and went to the square where the commotion was.

A very traditional Japanese palace stood on the other side of the square, it stood magnificently as it caught all seven of their eyes. They neared the crazy people dancing and a group of men, who looked like guards, approached them. Jio and the men talked, Jio kept pointing to the group. Finally the main guard nodded and each guard took a log, which they found surprising that they could carry them so easily.

The guards took them into a hut like building and closed them into a room with strange clothes.

The main guard said in a husky voice, "Putachu no hiba ropolupa jakulo nogicco." And untied them, and left the room, locking it behind him.

They all rubbed their wrists and ankles then looked at Hinata. They all were wondering what he had said.

"What did he say?" Naruto asked.

Hinata blushed, "He said… that we are going to be tonight's entertainment for the event…"

"What?" They all said, glaring at Hinata.

"If we don't do it, they'll kill us…" Hinata weakly smiled.

Ino looked around and finally said, "I suppose they want us to wear those and be ready soon…" She pointed to the stacks of the clothes.

After they changed, girls on one side, guys on the other; making sure no one peeked on the other, Naruto was the first one to talk.

"I can't believe we have to wear these…"

He turned around and the girls laughed, Naruto was wearing and orange Hawaiian flower skirt and he was holding a half of a coconut that was full of some sort of gel that the guys were supposed to put on. Neji was wearing a neon green wave pattern skirt. Shikamaru was wearing a bright blue and green one with a pattern of a jungle on it. And Sasuke was wearing a blazing red skirt with Hawaiian flowers.

The girls on the other hand wore something different. Hinata was wearing an orange Hawaiian print strapless tank top and a long skirt. Ten-ten was wearing a neon green, with the pattern of waves on it, one shoulder shirt and skirt with a long slit on both sides. Ino wore a strapless tank top that showed off her stomach and long skirt with on slit on it, they were the color of bright blue and green with a pattern of a jungle on it.

The guys gaped at the girls, except for Sasuke who was too busy eyeing the coconut's contents. The guys turned their gazes to the contents as well.

"Guess we should put it on…" Neji said.

The guys all looked at each other and they each took a hand full of the clear thick liquid. The lathered it onto their bare chests and backs, they made sure to help each other out with their backs. When they were done the girls could swear that they looked like trophies just they weren't gold colored, the guys were so shiny that is was scary; heck if the sun was looking down on them it could probably blind you if you looked at them!

But then again, the guys looked very much more muscular than usual. The liquid makes your muscles more noticeable, or so the guys came to conclusion with. The guys could help but play and pose with their muscles and the girls just laughed at them. The girls continued to laugh at them even though they were dressing their hair. Ten-ten stayed with her simple buns. Hinata couldn't really do anything with her hair, so they put her hair up in two small pigtails. Ino let her hair loose, making it shoulder length.

By the time the group was done with their planning of entertainment, the main guard came in again. He raised his eyebrow at the team and tried to hide a smile of amusement. He led them out of the hut and into the center of attention. They all gulped as he led them in front of the bon fire and the great palace. The head guard nodded and left them to entertain. They got in their places, not noticing the crowd what so ever.

Neji tapped his foot, "A one, a two, a one two three, Hit it!"

As if on cue the group began to dance, but not to any song or dance, to Hakuna Matata. The girls were doing the hula and the guys were doing strange unknown danced in the background, together they all singed, or at least the girls and Naruto did.

Ino
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase.

Ten-ten
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze.

Ino
It means no worries
For the rest of your days

Ino & Ten-ten
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

Ino
Hakuna Matata!

Hinata
Hakuna Matata?


(they skip the part and continue onto the next)


Ino & Ten-ten
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

Hinata
It means no worries for the rest of your days

ALL
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna --

Hinata
It means no worries for the rest of your days

ALL
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata!
HaKUna Matata!

Hakuna Matata…

Ten-ten
I say "Hakuna"

Ino
I say "Matata"

The song ended and so did their dance, the crowd liked it, but apparently the guy sitting in the chair in front of the palace loved it. The man must be the head of the village, as he was, well, sitting on a throne chair. Sasuke was especially glaring at the man as they went through the next routine, which was the song ' George of the Jungle' which was sung by the guys, in unison.

George, George
George of the Jungle,
Strong as he can be.
(Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for that tree.

George, George,
George of the Jungle,
Lives a life that's free.
(Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for that tree.

When he gets in a scrape,
he makes his escape
with the help of his friend,
an ape named Ape.
Then away he'll schlep
on his elephant Shep
While Fella and Ursula
Stay in step.

Well...George, George
George of the Jungle,
Friend to you and me.

Watch out for that tree.

Sasuke watched the guy with a cold glare in his eyes, but his attention was diverted when a young woman wearing delicate silk clothing appeared. She wore a thick lavender silk cloth over her head that drooped down to her back, hiding her hair. A teal silk cloth covered the lower part of her face, from the middle of her nose to beyond her chin. And she wore clothes of dark purple, lavender, teal and pink that are similar to those that Jeanie would wear (I Dream of Jeanie-old TV. show). She was led by maids and sat next to the man. She looked down at the ground.

One of the servants came over to the group and said, "Master is please with your entertainment, he wishes for you to join him. The seven followed him to where the girl and the man sat. As they sat down Sasuke noticed that the girl looked miserable.

"Ah, the song and dance was splendid." Said the cold childish voice of the man. "I am Ryoga, leader of the village." He picked up an apple and stuffed it into Naruto's mouth and laughed; "Now you are Pumba."

Neji spoke first as Sasuke was too busy staring at the girl, "Ah yes. I am Neji; this is Naruto, Ten-ten, Hinata, Shikamaru, Ino, and Sasuke." He said pointing to each one.

Sasuke noticed that the girl flinched at each name and looked paler than before.

"Ah, and this is my cousin…" Ryoga stated.

The girl just nodded, not bothering to look up at the people.

Ryoga continued, "I would like you to stay with us for awhile, perhaps till my marriage in two weeks from now."

"Uhm... well we're actually lo-" Ino was cut off by Ryoga.

"Ok, well it's settled then! You will stay until my marriage. Do you mind joining us in our celebration dance?" Ryoga raised his hand toward the bon fire where the villagers were dancing around it like Native Americans.

Ten-ten stood, taking Neji's hand and dragging him to dance around the bon fire. Ino looked at Shikamaru and put her arm around his waist and led him to the bon fire before he could say his motto (troublesome).

"Hinata let's go dance!" Naruto had a huge smile on his face as he practically carried a tomato faced Hinata to dance.

All that was left was Sasuke. He looked at the others and how stupid they looked. He smirked.

"You have no one?" asked Ryoga as Sasuke turned to face him

Sasuke shook his head. "Take my cousin to dance then, she will surely like it." Ryoga said as he got up and strode off to talk with other people.

"Hn." Sasuke got up and took hold of the girl's hand and attempted to pull her to the bon fire, but she slapped his hand away.

"NO!" The girl yelled, but no one noticed it compared to the loud yelling of the dancers.

Sasuke looked at her in surprise, he knew that voice. The girl looked up at him, his black eyed meeting her teal green eyes.

He breathed,"Sakura…"

She looked like she was going to cry, but she held it in.

Just as Sasuke was about to say something, Ryoga came back, "Do you know him Sakura?"

Sakura looked down, "No, I do not."

Sasuke was taken a back. "Good, because if he were one of those people from that place he'd try to take you back there. I cannot allow that." Ryoga smirked, "Sakura, go take a walk with this one, show him the palace if you wish."

Ryoga left them. Sakura stood up and walked toward the palace. Sasuke ran after her. She opened the great door a crack and slid in along with Sasuke. Sakura continued to walk along and down the great dark, clean, empty, halls. Sasuke was amazed to find the palace so big and dignified. Sakura led him down a hall where the right wall didn't exist; instead it revealed a gigantic elegant garden that contained many beautiful flowers and plants. Sasuke raised his eyebrow at the garden but his face continued to have the same cool demeanor.

Sakura walked down this hall a bit more and stopped at a door. She looked back at Sasuke and then to the door, and she slid it open. Inside of the room was like a luxury suite. There was an elegant traditional lounge, and it bridged off into four more rooms; excluding the kitchen. In each bedroom looked the same but was set up differently, each one had a bathroom, a window that over viewed different scenes, and depending on the room there was either two twin beds or a king sized bed.

Sakura stopped in the middle of the lounge, "This is where you will be staying…"

He voice was sad and cold, not like the usual Sakura he knew.

"Sakura?" Sasuke began but was hushed by Sakura.

"Shhh… Don't. If he finds out that I actually know you… you don't know what he'll do to you." Sakura was looking down and finally set down the package she'd been carrying the whole time, inside the package was all their clothes. "They were going to throw them out; I got to them before they could.

Sasuke wasn't really paying attention to her; he was busy staring at a switch on the wall. He went over and flicked it. The moment he did the room lit up with a blinding light. Sakura turned around quickly and her mouth dropped.

She didn't notice how handsome and sexy Sasuke look, after all his muscles were looking so strong and bold and she couldn't stop but stare at the sexy man in front of her.

"Nn…" Was the only noise Sakura could make.

"Hn?" Sasuke asked at he raised his eyebrow. He looked at what she was staring at and smirked, "You like it don't you?"

He started to pose with his muscular body, acting like one of those strange body builders. Sakura snapped out of her daze and began to laugh uncontrollably. She was able to stop laughing when Sasuke finished playing around. Sakura actually smiled for the first time she'd come here.

"See, that's the Sakura we know." He smirked.

"You're right. Come let's head back, Ryoga will get worried…" Sakura took his hand and pulled Sasuke back to the party.

As they approached they saw Naruto with his hands and legs tied to a log again, this time he was being turned around like meat on a rotisserie, for that was what they were actually doing. Sasuke saw the others being held back by guards and then he saw a swift motion of pink hair fly passed him.

Sakura's face was full of anger. She started approached the fire that Naruto was above and turned toward Ryoga who was standing in front of another small fire. She lifter her hand and motioned it in a sweeping motion, and in an instant the flames were all out except for the giant bon fire. Sakura walked up to Ryoga and punched him across the face, making him fall to the ground.

"DO HIMKI JIENWO VASILO!" Sakura yelled with her anger.

Ryoga got up and smirked, "Tillo ven dusto…" He said and dismissed the party, walking into the palace; leaving an open mouthed Sakura.

Hinata ran and helped Naruto down and the seven approached the shocked Sakura.

"S-Sakura… he didn't mean it did he?" Hinata stammered.

Sakura was looking down, "Yes he did." She all of a sudden looked up with a big smile, "Come on, let's go to your rooms and have some fun!"

Hmmm... I think I like the next chapter the most, lol, i think you will too.

Next Chapter 'The Effects of Twister and Liquor!'