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The Effects of Twister and Liquor


The seven had been in the lounge for a few minutes while Sakura had gone to her room to change into something more, well, suitable. While she was gone however, they stumbled upon some board games and such, but only one game caught there eye. When Sakura finally came back she stopped dead at what she saw.

Right in front of her eyes she saw the seven playing… strip twister. In other words, it's like twister, but each time you fall you loose a piece of clothing, and when someone is totally naked they are out and either the game ends or they have to stay like that until the game is over. Sakura just let her mouth fall.

Sasuke looked around and saw that Sakura was wearing her usual red kunoichi clothes, while they were wearing their usual clothes as well, but the still wanted to keep the clothes they wore for the performance. Sasuke noted the look on Sakura's face when she saw what they were doing.

Ten-ten saw her and approached, "Here you go!" she said as she put the spin board in Sakura's hands and turned to join the game, "I'm in!"

The shock was replaced by an amused smiled as she sat down next to the mats and looked at all the players. They were starting a new round. Neji was First.

"Neji," Sakura spun, "Right hand green."

Neji did as he was told. Next up was Ino.

"Ino, right foot red."

Ino did as she was told, and the game continued until Naruto fell, making him loose his shirt, showing off the shinny chest of his. After he fell they started a new round, starting with Neji again.

"Neji, right hand blue."

Neji placed his right hand on blue. And the game continued until Ino was placed in a position where she was on top of Shikamaru. Ino couldn't hold it any more; she started to laugh making her and Shikamaru fall, loosing their shirts. And that started a new round, each round one or a few people lost clothing.

By the time the game ended, Naruto was completely naked. Sasuke was down to his shorts. Shikamaru was down to his boxers, while Ino still had on her bra and pants. Hinata had only lost her jacket. Neji was wearing only his pants, and Ten-ten was wearing all of her clothes.

The group had been put into many different positions. There was one where Ten-ten had to put her chest in Neji's face, making him gain a nose bleed and him falling over. There was another where Ino had to put her butt in Shikamaru's face; this made him fall down of course. Sasuke only lost his shirt because he slipped and fell on the mat, due to Naruto's slippery skin.

They continued to play the game over and over all night long; Naruto seemed to always be the first one out. When they finally we through with the game, it was dawn and they couldn't stop laughing about all the weird things they did. Unfortunately they couldn't go to sleep, they was no way that people as hyper as them at the moment could go to sleep.

They decided just to talk about old times. They all sat around the main table in the lounge and started to talk.

"Hey remember that time when I tied Sasuke up and took his place for a few minutes." Naruto laughed then it died as he continued, "Then the expired milk got to me…"

Everyone laughed at him, except Sasuke, who just scowled.

"I knew there was something fishy about Sasuke on that day…" Sakura rolled her eyes, "There would be no way that he'd say what you said to me…"

Naruto laughed, "No doubt about that!" He poked Sasuke in the ribs which earned him a punch on the head.

The continued to talk about old times until a maid came into the room to announce that breakfast was ready. Sakura though, had her eyes widened. Technically she wasn't supposed to be wearing her kunoichi clothes. She ran off to go change while the others were led to the dinning room.

The dinning room consisted of a very long table that could probably hold 40 people. Each of the seven took a seat next to each other. After a few minutes of talking Ryoga entered with Sakura. Ryoga strolled over to the head of the table, Sakura taking the seat on his left, which just so happened to be next to Sasuke.

Sakura looked down, she wasn't looking very happy anymore, as Sasuke noted. Before he could say anything Ryoga began to speak.

"Ah, Good morning to you all." Ryoga's voice echoed though out the huge room.

Each of the seven nodded and looked at the maids as they came in carrying many platters of breakfast food. The usual was toast, French toast, eggs, pancakes, bacon, milk, orange juice and some other things. But what caught them by surprise were some strange white liquid, some kabobs, a giant bowel of berries and other fruit, and some odd food that they had never seen before in their life.

Sasuke took some French toast, bacon, orange juice, a banana and a handful of small random berries. Shikamaru took toast, eggs, pancakes, and milk with an apple. Ten-ten and Neji took French toast, orange juice, eggs, and a handful of random fruit. Hinata had pancakes with eggs and bacon, milk as her drink and about ten strawberries. Ino ate some toast with eggs and bacon, milk, and one banana, three strawberries, one mango, and two apricots. Naruto on the other hand, had one of everything. He took a glass of the white liquid and sniffed it, his eyes widened while dilating.

"This… this…" Naruto couldn't say the words, but Shikamaru swiped the drink from him and smelled it.

"…Intoxicating…" Shikamaru said. He turned to Ryoga, "What is this?"

"It's our homemade liquor." Ryoga smiled, "If you sniff it you get high, if you drink it you get drunk."

"I-I think I'll pass…" Shikamaru pushed the drink away from him.

After breakfast Ryoga told the group that they could walk around and use his training room. He also told Sakura to watch them so that they didn't get into any trouble. Sakura stayed quiet and Ryoga left them at the table.

"Sakura…?" Ino asked her friend.

"Mm?" Sakura looked up at Ino and the rest of the group who were staring at her.

"Why are you here?" Ten-ten asked. Hinata frowned at her friends, she knew why, but she wasn't going to say it.

"B-because… I am here to see Ryoga's wedding…" Sakura said. Hinata knew that was a lie, no one else knew though.

"Then why did they kidnap you?" Neji asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"I-I don't know, probably because I said that I'd never go and see his wedding." Sakura quietly stuttered; Sasuke was the only one to notice; after all he was sitting next to her.

After that they all got up and went to into the village. As they walked down the streets the people waved to them, probably only because Sakura was with them. As they were walking along Sakura spotted a young boy who had fallen down and badly wounded himself. Sakura rushed to his side and tore part of her clothes and bandaged up his wound.

The group heard someone talk to someone else in English, which surprised them. "She is so kind. If Prince Ryoga found about this she'd be in trouble again."

"Indeed, poor Princess Sakura. If she hadn't been banished from our clan, we'd have a great leader."

"HEY!" Called a guard and the two scampered away.

The seven looked at one another, the conversation still stuck in their minds, well, all except for Naruto who was too busy thinking about what he'd have for dinner. Sakura stood up and waved good-bye to the boy and they continued on their way through the village.

The group must admit that the place was spectacular, surely it was paradise. They passed by a crowd of people and looked in. They saw a guy with black bowel cut hair in a green spandex… he was running around on fire. Sakura's eye twitched, apparently one of the guards did that… it was law that any non-appointed outsiders were put on fire.

She waved her hand and the fire was gone and the guy collapsed onto the ground. A young girl with long black hair ran up to him and carried him into her home, most likely to take care of him. Why? She probably fell in love with him at first sight. Poor Lee, he probably won't be able to get away from her, or even survive. Sakura told the group that this clan had unusual strength, so Lee might not survive if he tried to escape.

It was noon by the time they returned to the Palace. Sakura led them into the training grounds, which looked very similar to those at Konoha. They all picked their training partners except for Naruto and Sakura who sat on the side. Neji with Sasuke, Hinata with Ino, and Ten-ten with Shikamaru. After about thirty minutes, Naruto was told to go find water.

Naruto walked around the palace and came upon the dinning room, he spotted the white liquid and some water. And a wicked smile appeared on him face. He returned with a pitcher of clear liquid and some glasses. Her poured the drink into each cup and handed them to everyone. Everyone drank it, except for Sakura, she had a feeling that something was odd about it… but she drank it anyway.

Naruto stood proud at what he did, but when he turned around he saw that everyone was way beyond drunk. He looked over at Neji and he was walking toward Ten-ten and he fell on top of her. Naruto's eyes widened as he saw Hinata advancing to him, she put her hand on his thigh and traced her fingers up making Naruto blush madly. He was starting to regret his actions of adding the white liquid with water. He noticed that Sakura could somewhat with stand the effects of the liquor, but she was having difficulty with Sasuke hovering over her. Naruto realized that two people were missing, where were Ino and Shikamaru?

He heard two people giggling on the roof. He had a feeling that it wasn't good. He escaped from Hinata and looked on the roof to see a… NAKED Shikamaru acting like a bird. His mouth dropped as he saw Ino watching in drunkenly, she was half dressed and Naruto looked away onto to see Hinata groping him. His mouth dropped. What the hell had he done!

After an hour, the effects began to ware off, luckily everyone was knocked out by then. Naruto was laying on the grass with Hinata knocked out by his side, good thing nobody did anything as bad as Shikamaru, they'd never let him live if they did. They slowly began to wake up. Ten-ten and Neji were the first ones to awake, they both were screaming. Why? Because they were WAY too close for comfort. Next was Sakura who awoke to find a guy with raven chicken hair asleep on her breasts. The was speechless and then Sasuke awoke and saw her very pink and shocked face. He looked down on his comfy pillow and jumped backward and tripped onto the ground, screaming. Hinata woke up and was surprised to see Naruto next to her, but that was all. The next thing they heard was a scream from the roof as Ino kicked a naked Shikamaru off of the roof. He landed with a thud and woke up screaming in pain and of the fact that he was naked.

Later that day they were at dinner, it was too silent for comfort, or Ryoga thought.

"You know, I heard the strangest thing today. One of my maids swore she saw a naked man on the roof acting like a bird."

Shikamaru, who had been drinking some actual water coughed and chocked on it. Everyone's faces went a shade of pink, depending on how badly they had woken up; making Shikamaru's face as red and Hinata's.


Hehe, poor Shikamaru ...lol