Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter sadly, but I do own the plot )
Author's note: hey I hope you like it I just got the idea one night and decided to write it! lol I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!
It was a normal day at Hogwarts, well as normal as it can get at a school full of magical witches and wizards, but today it was Saturday, a day to be… free!
Harry Potter sat at the breakfast table with all his Gryffindor friends talking chatting suddenly dean decided that he wanted a piece of bacon so he reached his hand over…. WACK Harry hit his hand away picking up the plate of bacon bringing it protectively to his chest shielding it away from anyone that wished to eat some.
"MINE! My bacon" he hissed and started stuffing his mouth full, forgetting to swallow sometimes he 'bacon' napped all the bacon at the tables and ran from the great hall screaming "MINE! MUHAHA-"and then started choking on his bacon.
Meanwhile Hermione and the other Gryffindor wondered what the heck happened to Harry suddenly Hermione spoke. "Harry fled from the great hall screaming, I had no clue what to do! So I just sat there with everyone else eating…. Then everyone was staring at me, I was wondering if I had something on my face so I started to wipe my mouth with a napkin." Hermione said wiping her face with a napkin.
"Startled I saw that everyone was still staring at me so I asked 'what?'" she said and everyone gapped at her when finally a 6th year spoke "Why are you narrating yourself?" he asked looking quite scared. "I was baffled, whatever did they mean? Were they going insane? I thought as I looked from Dean to that weird 6th year."
"I decided to go for a walk so I left the table, not speaking a word to them as I left, leaving them confused" Hermione said as she walked away from the table some people wondering if they should call the insane asylum and tell them to get a room ready for a new patient! But that was nothing compared to what happened after that! Dumbledore rose to give his normal dinner speech when he stood up nearly falling over, he held onto the stand.
He was holding a goblet filled with some unknown substance, swaying slightly he said "thankyou for comn tongh" his words slurred together as professor McGonagall stood up looking into Albus's goblet "have you been drinking to much chocolate milk! You told your doctor that you would quit" she said sounding almost hysterical and then Snape ran up through the isles everyone staring at him.
"Minerva! I love you! I have ever since I saw what you did with those marshmallows, whip cream and cherries!" He yelled proclaiming, his love like that wasn't easy. Then Dumbledore roared "no! I love her!" and the two started to fight with…… slaps "owie owie owie owie!" the two said waving their hands in front of them like three year olds.
"HA!" came a voice from the Ravenclaw table, everyone whipped around trying to see what all the commotion was about. Cho Chang was over there throwing banana cream pies in people's unsuspecting faces.
And over at the Slytherin table Pansy was poking everyone within poking range. "I shall poke you!" she said sounding hyper and she started poking people nearby. "Am I the only sane one here?" Draco Malfoy's voice echoed in the great hall as someone yelled "food fight!" and food was flying everywhere! Landing in hair, eyes, and in some of the worse cases… ears! By the time it stopped everyone was a walking food stop, covered in icing and cake from desert. And that is how the insane asylum got filled in one day!
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