Harry the Emo
It was a dark and gloomy Tuesday morning when Harry Potter was depressed as usual. But the Hedwig flew in with a package. "What's this Hedwig?" Harry said as he opened the package, "New knives Yes!" These were Harry's few happy moments in his life. Then Ron woke up. "Uhhh… Harry what are those?" asked Ron. "I got new knives!" Harry shouts and runs into the bathroom.
When Harry finally got out of the bathroom the sink was all red and Ron got concerned. "Harry I think you have a problem and you need to work it out."
"I'm perfectly fine," Harry says now depressed again and walks out to show Hermione the new knives he bought.
"I got my new chef knives! They are razor sharp," and with that he took a piece of parchment and cut through it cleanly. Hermione just backs away slowly. "Can I cut your hair!" Harry asks Hermione. "Umm… No…." and she leaves.
So then Harry decides that only one who really cares that he got new knives would be Dumbledore. So off Harry goes to his office. When Harry gets to the gargoyle guarding the office Harry says the knew password "Knives!" and gets in.
"Oh Emo buddy! I got new knives!" says Harry. Dumbledore comes out of is room and says to him, "Cool, but I got new socks they're sweet check them out! Little Knives!" Then they have their own little cutting party and miss all of Harry's classes.
In potions class that very same day Snape (the knife dealer) was reading role call when he said Harry's name like it was a vile, disgusting swear word. When no one answered he says, "Ahh… I see Mr. Potter is not here today. Hmm…I wonder why…" and goes back to role call.
As Dumbledore had other things to do that day and a meeting with Professor McGonagall, Harry had to leave. So Harry, to depressed to do anything else but cut himself went to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom since it was out of bounds and no one would disturb him. "Hmm… if you happen to slip and cut the wrong part of your arm like perhaps your wrist then we could be Emo Ghost buddies!" exclaims Myrtle.
"Sure!" exclaims Harry.
So in the end Harry and Dumbledore are emos buddies together all through Harry's Hogwarts years. But then in 6th year cutting went all wrong and Dumbledore was old and cutting was just much for his body to take and dies. All Snape did was supply the knives for Dumbledore who then supplied them for Harry. As for Dumbledore's dramatic death Snape had planned it all just to make it look like Dumbledore died from Death Eaters and not the cutting. Snape didn't want to get in trouble for supplying knives. As for Harry's life, well he had no friends and Ron, Hermione, and Ginny just felt sorry for him and pretended to be nice while trying to steer clear. Ginny did actually go out with Harry in her 5th year but it was because Malfoy had put her under the Imperious curse for a laugh. Finally in Harry's 7th year he died of too much blood loss and the whole wizarding world was taken over by Voldemort who in time was overthrown by Snape. (He is the Hero of us all)
a/n: This story is under my penname and yes I did write all of it but I am at my friend's house who has a theory of why and how Dumbledore died. Also how Harry's life is. She thinks he has no friends. I suppose if you look really hard during the movies and really think about the books that it is semi-somewhat-true. But I still love all of harry potter and my fans who love my stories and I am still working on one right now so look it up!