Chapter two is up. This may be bad and I doubt that it is funny, but I'm only trying. I am no expert at writing fanfics, but it's quite fun.
Authors actions are in italics.
Disclaimer: I do not own GS or GSD. However I do own the character Pchu, especially since that's my nickname.
Our brave and fearless reporter Pchu has narrowly escaped from the wrath of Cagalli. As she watches her back making sure that she was sill not being pursued by the blond princess, she makes her way down the carpet after she spots a certain brunette.
"Uhm, excuse me but aren't you Kira Yamato?"
"Yeah."
"THE Kira Yamato? The pilot of the Strike and Freedom Gundams?"
"Uh, yes that's me."
Kira looks to his left as if he's trying to find a way to escape.
"Wow, you're even cuter in person."
"Heheh, thanks. Uhm, is there something you want?"
Stares and drools.
"Uh, excuse me. Hello?" Waves hand in reporters face.
"Huh? Oh, sorry about that."
"No problem, but I need to-"
"My name is Pchu. I'm reporting here tonight on the red carpet."
Sticks out hand to Kira.
Kira eyes the hand wearily, but then shakes it reluctantly.
"Uhm, you have some red mark on your face you know."
Touches left cheek with hand where Cagalli was able to land a punch a while ago.
"Heheh, it's nothing. I just ran into the ORB princess herself awhile ago."
"Understood."
"So, Mr. Yamato-"
"You can call me Kira."
"Really? Okay, Kira what have you been up to ever since the end of Gundam Seed?"
"Not much really. I'm told that the creators are working on a sequel to the show."
"Not much? You mean you haven't been going through counseling?"
"Counseling? Heheh, why would I need counseling?" Kira pulls at his collar.
"Oh, come on Kira everyone know good well that you nearly went insane from playing that major role of yours."
Kira blinks.
"I really think that's none of your business."
"Fine then. Speaking of the sequel, it will be called Gundam Seed Destiny right? Or so I've heard."
Kira sighs of relief once the subject has been changed.
"Yeah, that's it."
"Play any major roles?"
"Well, of course I will be playing the same part. Only it won't be as heavy as the one from GS."
"I guess the psychiatrists convinced the creators to allow you to take it easy for this show."
Kira sweatdrops.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Eye twitches. Play dumb will he?
"Well, after the success of Gundam Seed, it may appear that it had some shockers as well. For instance, it really shocked the viewers once Cagalli found out that you two were twins. Is that true in real life too?"
"Yeah, of course it's true. In fact the show is based on our life story."
"Huh? You mean that stuff really happened?"
"Of course."
"Wait a minute. I don't remember a war occurring recently."
"May I ask how old you are?"
"I'm 12."
"Really, that's quite young. Well the war occurred 14 years ago."
"Eh? But weren't you 16 when the war happened?"
"Yes. And now I'm 30."
Gapes at him.
"But you don't look a year over…18 say the least. The same goes for Cagalli and the rest."
"That's true I guess." He shrugs his shoulders.
"You can't be human." Mumbles to myself.
"I heard that."
"Sorry."
"You know, we've been talking for twenty minutes now. Doesn't the show start in fifteen?"
Looks at watch.
"You're right. I guess I'll cut to the chase. So Kira, you know why you're here right?"
"To win an award?"
O.O
"Well, you should call yourself lucky for being nominated for Best Male Actor, Hottest Male, Best Kiss, and Best Wimp."
"Best Wimp?"
"Oh, don't worry I received tips that you're more than likely to win."
"B-but I'm not a wimp."
"But didn't you just say that the show was based on your real life?"
Silence.
"So, that would mean you're a wimp."
"I wasn't a wimp. I was going through some problems."
"Mental?"
"Emotional."
"Isn't that the same?"
"No."
"Either way. You still need counseling for both."
"WHO TOLD YOU I NEEDED COUNSELING?"
"Don't you read? Your publicist was quoted in the Anime Weekly in this week's issue."
Stares.
"Cagalli…"
Kira narrows his eyes and glares to the side looking pissed.
"Cagalli's you publicist?"
"My dead publicist."
"But I just saw her awhile ago."
"It was a figure of speech."
"Oh."
Silence.
"So, Kira wouldn't you like to tell the viewers what's it like to fight in war?"
"Why would I want to do that? War is bad."
"Well, that's the point. Hopefully it would change people's minds about war and we could maybe prevent one in the future."
"Well, there's not much to say about it other than that it's not a good experience to go through."
"How so?"
"It's just not. People die of course."
"You mean like Flay?"
"Eh?"
"Come on Kira. How are people to understand the bad side of war if you don't give them the real follow up."
"Could we not talk about this?"
"Why too painful?"
"…yes."
"Wait a minute. Didn't you say that this show was based on your life?"
"Yes."
"Well, I was told that Flay Allster was going to be here tonight. And if she died, then how do you explain her playing her part in the show?"
"Well, you see-"
"What really did happen to Flay? Weren't you guys like lovers?"
"You see, uhm…see…"
Kira continues to babble.
"I gotta go."
Before Pchu cold do or say anything, Kira used his coordinator abilities to dash down the carpet just as Athrun had done before.
"What a wimp. He'll definitely be winning that award."
A/N: Well that was chapter two. These actors sure don't like being interviewed huh?
If any of you want a certain character to be interviewed then just let me know. I can interview the same person twice, just not as soon as you'd like me to.
