I Like Eggs (Don't ask about the title, my friend Harpie138 understands)
Chippie: Okie Dokie, this is my first ficcie, so BE NICE! *gives threatening look, audience slowly backs away then she calms, smooths hair, and states*...
Chippie: I'm OK!
Disclaimer Guy: Cha right, and when you threw an egg at me, you were just being hospitable.
Chippie: WHERE IN THE WORLD did you come from? And by the way, just to refresh your memory, YOU WERE PUKING ON MY PORCH!
Disclaimer guy: *opens mouth but can't think of anything to say* shut up
Chippie: *grabs butcher knife and watches in satisfaction as the the Disclaimer Guy runs away screaming* *smiles angelically* Now that that's settled...Say the disclaimer.
Disclaimer Guy: *cowers in corner and whimpers loudly* Uuuuuuhhhhhh...
Chippie: HELLO?!?!?!
Disclaimer Guy: Shedoesn'townanything...There I said it!
Chippie: FRUSTRATION! R&R! *to disclaimer Guy* DIE!!!
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Ok, so imagine on Mischief night, you see 3 evil looking shadows dancing on a brick wall. You go to investigat and....
Yugi: *screams* Whew, it's just you Joey. You scared the bejezus out of me!
Joey: Whatcha doin'???
Tristan: sssshhh, speak quieter
Yugi: We're trying to TP Seto's house. Tristan, did you bring the stuff?
Tristan: Got it right here *opens bag and heavenly music begins to play as they looked into the bag which contained spraypaint, toilet paper, and lots and lots of eggs*
Marik: Whoa, it's like screw-up heaven...
Joey: Ohhhh *still looks puzzled* why?
Marik: We're tryin' to get back at him.
Joey: For what?
Marik: *blushes furiously* uuuuuummmmm......
Tristan: *looks like he's holding back laughter* Seto...*giggles* told all the girls what Marik's underwear looks like
Joey: *still looks puzzled* what's so bad about that?
Yugi: *goes into mad laughter* he wears....*gasps for breath* ...DORA THE EXPLORER UNDERWEAR!!!
Joey: *joins the others in laughter*
Marik: *looks annoyed and embarrassed at the same time* SHUT UP!!! *gets dreamy look in his eyes* Besides, it's not funny. She was always so nice to me, and I love the way she smiles....And man, has she got nice legs....
Joey: Have you been lettin' him overdo on the porn and beer again?
Yugi and Tristan: What are you talkin' about?! You're the one with the collection!
Joey: *tries to look innocent* it's not me.....
Yugi and Tristan: Suuuuuuuure....
Marik: Well, what are we waiten' for? Let's get to TPing the house!
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Sorry it's so short but if I get 2 or more reviews, I'll put up the next chapter!!!
Chippie: Okie Dokie, this is my first ficcie, so BE NICE! *gives threatening look, audience slowly backs away then she calms, smooths hair, and states*...
Chippie: I'm OK!
Disclaimer Guy: Cha right, and when you threw an egg at me, you were just being hospitable.
Chippie: WHERE IN THE WORLD did you come from? And by the way, just to refresh your memory, YOU WERE PUKING ON MY PORCH!
Disclaimer guy: *opens mouth but can't think of anything to say* shut up
Chippie: *grabs butcher knife and watches in satisfaction as the the Disclaimer Guy runs away screaming* *smiles angelically* Now that that's settled...Say the disclaimer.
Disclaimer Guy: *cowers in corner and whimpers loudly* Uuuuuuhhhhhh...
Chippie: HELLO?!?!?!
Disclaimer Guy: Shedoesn'townanything...There I said it!
Chippie: FRUSTRATION! R&R! *to disclaimer Guy* DIE!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ok, so imagine on Mischief night, you see 3 evil looking shadows dancing on a brick wall. You go to investigat and....
Yugi: *screams* Whew, it's just you Joey. You scared the bejezus out of me!
Joey: Whatcha doin'???
Tristan: sssshhh, speak quieter
Yugi: We're trying to TP Seto's house. Tristan, did you bring the stuff?
Tristan: Got it right here *opens bag and heavenly music begins to play as they looked into the bag which contained spraypaint, toilet paper, and lots and lots of eggs*
Marik: Whoa, it's like screw-up heaven...
Joey: Ohhhh *still looks puzzled* why?
Marik: We're tryin' to get back at him.
Joey: For what?
Marik: *blushes furiously* uuuuuummmmm......
Tristan: *looks like he's holding back laughter* Seto...*giggles* told all the girls what Marik's underwear looks like
Joey: *still looks puzzled* what's so bad about that?
Yugi: *goes into mad laughter* he wears....*gasps for breath* ...DORA THE EXPLORER UNDERWEAR!!!
Joey: *joins the others in laughter*
Marik: *looks annoyed and embarrassed at the same time* SHUT UP!!! *gets dreamy look in his eyes* Besides, it's not funny. She was always so nice to me, and I love the way she smiles....And man, has she got nice legs....
Joey: Have you been lettin' him overdo on the porn and beer again?
Yugi and Tristan: What are you talkin' about?! You're the one with the collection!
Joey: *tries to look innocent* it's not me.....
Yugi and Tristan: Suuuuuuuure....
Marik: Well, what are we waiten' for? Let's get to TPing the house!
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Sorry it's so short but if I get 2 or more reviews, I'll put up the next chapter!!!