A/N: Hiya! I'm back with another interview on its way. Well, I'm not completely sure if this is an interview, but what the hey. I've so far gotten requests for Athrun and Cagalli interviews. Well, I will do Cagalli again, but I think I'll do her after the awards show, and Athrun? Well…I'm still deciding on when I'll review him. But I think I'll add something in on him during the program.
Thank you for the reviews and I hope that you'll enjoy this interview here.
Disclaimer: I do not own GS/GSD. But I do own Pchu, who is quite annoying to the stars of the Gundam series.
NOTES:
Reporter's actions are in italics.
Its five minutes until the award show begins and Pchu finds herself in the aisle searching for a star that's worth the interview of the day. Soon THE BOSS gets in contact with her through her earpiece.
"Uh, Pchu. You there?"
"Yes, who's this?"
"For crying out loud, I'm your manager."
"Oh, sorry."
"What's going on out there? So far I've only seen two stars being interviewed. Quit slacking off and get some interviewing done."
"But, I am trying. These celebrities are just way too stubborn."
"I don't care. Just get out there and get some dirt."
"Dirt? What we need dirt for?"
"JUST DO YOUR JOB!"
"Okie dokie. Pchu's on the job."
"That's what I'm afraid of."
THE BOSS ends the reception between the two and Pchu begins scouting for victums-er I mean stars. She then spots Yzak coming through the door in the last minute. This gave Pchu an idea.
"Good morning Yzak Joule, sir."
"It's evening."
"Really? Well it's quite bright in here."
Sweatdrops.
"Out of my way I have a seat to find."
He begins walking past her.
"Wha? Oh, but wait don't you want to know what you've won tonight for being the 5000th celebrity to walk through the entrance?"
O.O
"I won something?"
"Why yes."
"What then?"
"You won a free interview with me."
"A WHAT? I don't have time for petty interviews."
Pchu begins whining. "Oh, please Mr. Joule, sir. If not for me then do it for all the adoring fans out there."
"Adoring fans my ass."
"Language Mr. Joule, sir."
Yzak scowled.
Pchu smirks.
"Well, if you don't do it for the adoring fans then I'm sure they'll more than likely to deflect over to Athrun. But why should that make any difference? After all, we all know already that Athrun is way better than you."
"WHAT?"
"Well, it's true."
"Fine then. Hurry up with the damn interview."
"Really? Yay, I love you so much."
Glare.
"Heheh, so Mr. Joule, sir, what are your top priorities after the completion of the Gundam Seed series?"
Yzak thinks for awhile
"Get a new agent."
"A new agent? Why?"
"Because my agent failed to get me a major role and Athrun Zala still remains alive. Happy? I'm done here now get out of my way."
Begins stomping his way down the aisle and came to his seat which was located about 7 rows from the stage. He sits down two seats over, with no one sitting in the aisle seat. He leans back and closes his eyes, thinking that he is at peace.
"Comfy Mr. Joule?"
"Yes. WHAT THE-?"
Yzak nearly jumps out of his seat.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
"Simple. We haven't finished the interview."
"Damn the interview."
Glares.
"I will get my interview if it's the last thing I do."
"Then you can just drop dead right now."
"Or I can just ask another question."
Scowls.
"Mr. Joule…"
Scoffs.
"Mr. Joule, it seems that you have this strong, passionate, hatred towards Justice Pilot Athrun Zala. What's the motivation behind it all?"
"The same motivation that'll drag me to killing you."
"That wasn't the question."
"Well it's definitely the solution."
"Why do you have to be so difficult?"
"Why do you have to be such a pain?"
"It's my job." Beams.
Scowls.
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"ANSWER MY QUESTION FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
"Fine. I hate his hair."
O.O
"His hair?"
"Yes."
"That's all? You want him dead because of his hair?"
"Yes. I want him dead because I hate the fact that he has such nice hair."
Sweatdrops.
Clears throat.
"So, would that also mean that I have nice hair?"
"What?"
"Well you said that you were going to kill me for the same motivation."
"I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO STOP BUGGING ME!"
"Oh, so you're saying that my hair's crappy, huh?"
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR HAIR!"
"WHAT? HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT?"
"Excuse me…"
"INSULT YOU? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GETTING ON MY NERVES!"
"WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE HAIR ISSUES!"
"Excuse me…"
"YOU'LL DIE FOR THAT LAST REMARK!"
"OHH….I'M SO SCARED OF THE HAIR HATING FIEND!"
"EXCUSE ME!"
"Eh?"
Pchu and Yzak stopped their bickering and looked to the seat next to Yzak. Heero Yuy was glaring at them both after having shouted at them.
"You two are getting on my nerves with your pathetic bickering."
"Eh?"
Glare.
"Now shut up and let me enjoy the show."
Yzak looked extremely shocked from having been told to shut up by none other than Heero Yuy himself. But he soon recovered.
"Who are you to tell me to shut up?"
Silence.
"Hey! Answer me when I'm talking to you."
"Why should I? I'd just be wasting my breath."
"Why you-!" Yzak didn't finish the sentence. He had just been owned by Heero and couldn't find a comeback.
He leaned back in his chair and mumbled under his breath. "I really hate that guy."
"Why? Because he has better hair?"
Yzak's eyes flew wide open remembering that Pchu (that's me) was still sitting on his other side. Then he glared at her.
"WOULD YOU DROP IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"EXCUSE ME!"
"WHAT NOW?"
Yzak looked towards Heero, but it wasn't him that spoke that time.
"No, up here."
Yzak looked up at the stage. Tonight's host being THE BOSS himself was glaring down at Yzak.
"Hey you, would you keep it down I'm trying to host a show!"
Yzak sat back in his chair grumbling and blushing from embarrassment.
Meanwhile, our reporter Pchu has snuck off laughing hysterically at Yzak's misfortunes.
"I'll get that darn reporter if it's the last thing I do. I'll get her."
A/N: LOL…making an idiot out of Yzak is a lot more fun than I thought. Again, I hope that you enjoyed it and that it meets your level of funny.
Please R&R.
I wonder who will suffer next. Who knows? Requests are welcomed and if you have an award that should be presented then let me know.--