Martinis and Seto

Chippie: Ok, well I got a bunch of reviews so I'm putting up the next chapter (actually, even if I didn't get the right amount of reviews I was going to put up the chapter, but thanks anyway!)

Disclaimer guy: *pops out of nowhere* Yo

Chippie: WHAT THE.... Where do you come from?

Disclaimer guy: huh huh I can't tell you that

Chippie: riiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhttttttttt.... you know what? I'm not even going to ask why because frankly, I'm afraid of the answer.

Disclaimer guy: * pauses*....cool

Chippie: *rolls eyes* why are you so weird?

Disclaimer guy: *mouth wavers and then breaks down crying* YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER TRULY UNDERSTOOD ME AND EVERYONE THINKS THAT I'M A FREAK JUST BECAUSE MY SISTER WAS A SQUIRREL AND MY MOM'S AN ACORRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Chippie: Oh, there there it's going to be OK. *mouths freak*

Disclaimer guy: *still wailing* SHE DOESN'T OWN ANYTHINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

Chippie: * pats him on back* R&R!!!!

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Ok so back to the story. Anyway, Joey, Tristan, Yugi, and Marik are all trying to sneak up to Seto's house past the huge iron gates. They see an evil looking shadow and ...

Yugi: what was that?

Marik: It looked the shadow of my Dora the Explorer underwear....

Joey: *smacks hand to forehead* Oh Lord....

Anyway they see this scary looking shadow.....and out pops....

Tristan: A CHIHUAHUA?!?!? SETO HAS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND ALL HE CAN GET IS A CHIHUAHUA?!?!?

Marik: AAAWWWWWWWWWW, but its so cuuuuuuuuuute! * bends down to pet it on the head*

Chihuahua: *yaps loudly and bites Marik's finger off*

Marik: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That stupid thing bit my finger off!!!!!!!!!! * sucks on the bloody stub now known as his finger*

Tristan: *lip quivers and busts out laughing*

Marik: *scowls at Tristan* So anyway...... Where's the real big dog Seto must be hid....*gasps as a huge rottweiler slowly walks out of the garage*

Yugi: *squeals* I think that's it!

Rottweiler: * looks at them, slowly walks toward them, and then suddenly begins to wag his tail and look excited (A/N can a dog look excited? Well, I dunno read on!)

Joey: o_O That dog is NICE?!?!

Rottweiler:* goes up to Joey and licks his hand*

Suddenly a voice comes out of nowhere.....

Seto: Fluffy, I thought I told you to stay IN!!!

Fluffy: * jumps on Seto and begins to lick his face*

Seto: *chuckles* Pedro, get back here! And who are you growling at?

Pedro: * takes one last growl at them and runs toward Seto*

Seto suddenly spots them and moves toward them.....

Seto: Hey Marik, Have you been exploring dora again?