Jack is a farmer. His girlfriend Popuri had married the tall, dark-skinned Autralian man who goes by the name Kai. Jack was sitting by the river on a bridge, crying, ashamed. He had lost the love of his life. As he wept on the bridge, a meteor smashed into the river with a lot of funk. "What was that?" Jack said. A door opened up and a figure was surrounded by a light. Jack could not see the figure until it stepped forth and said: "FEED ME JACK!"
"Ah!" screamed Jack."What are you doing here!" The figure stepped foward and revealed itself. It had green skin and an odd duck bill like protrusion.
It said, "I am Kuchipatchi, but you may call me Kuchi for short. I have traveled millions of light years and I am hungry. Can you spare food?" Jack said, "I
have no food with me, but there is food on the farm I live on!" Kuchipatchi said "Ok, that better be enough food for the rest of my crew." Jack said "What."
and Kuchipatchi called forth his crew members. A blue creature with stick like legs and mask like markings came out first. It said "Behold! I am Maskutchi!
You may call me Masku for short, puny human."
"Wow what a smart ass!" Jack said under his breath. "What you say!" Masku said. "Nothing!" Jack said.
And then, a sperm-like creature with a red head and a similar duck bill said "I am Nyorotchi, but you may call me Nyoro for short." He was folloed by a flesh colored creature who said "I am Tarakotchi, but you may call me Tarako for short." Next it was a smiling blue creature with a funny pompadour. "I am Ginjirotchi, YEAH! But you may call me Ginjiro, YEAH!" Jack said "He is weird." under his breath. The last to come out was yellow with black ears. I am Mametchi, but you may call me Mame for short. "Good" jack said. "Now how about some food?"
"Yes." they cried out. "We are indeed hungry!"
Then Mametchi noticed Jack's blue baseball hat. "The hat!" he proclaimed. The other fell to their knees or other homologous structures and chanted
"The HAT! The HAT! The HAT! The HAT! The HAT!" and so forth. Jack asked "What about the hat?" Mametchi said "You are the one they speak about in the prophecy!
The HAT WEARER!"
"Prophecy?" said Jack.
"Oh boy..."