Chapter 3

Chippie: Well, hello there, my faithful readers. readers mutter, angrily Oh, I get it. Just because I haven't written more of this story in, like 3 years, you're just not going to talk to me? Oh yeah? Well, I see how it is. That's just fine. I'll remember that, when you're BEGGING ME TO LET YOU READ MY STORY!

Readers: confused Actually, we were talking about how you have a piece of sewage stuck to your forehead.

Chippie: Oh…yeah. ahem that must be from lunch.

Readers: But now that you mention it, we ARE angry! Yeah, where do you get off just leaving us on that ridiculously funny cliffhanger counts on fingers …3 years ago?

Chippie: laughs nervously hehe. Ur, well, how about we just skip that explanation, and go to the disclaimer? Eh?

Disclaimer guy: Did I hear my name?

Chippie: AHHHHHHH! WTF? Where did YOU come from? evilly I thought I got rid of you…

Disclaimer guy: Oh, chah. Well, some angry mob just came screaming to my house and told me to annoy you.

Chippie: AND YOU LISTENED TO THEM?

Disclaimer guy: Well, actually, I was gonna do it any… sees Chippie's face I mean, uh, THEY MADE ME DO IT! THE VOICES!

Chippie: I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS THE ANGRY MOB!

Disclaimer guy: Oh, yeah. I mean, IT WAS THE ANGRY MOB, BUT THE VOICES HELPED! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

Chippie: JUST SAY THE BLOODY DISCLAIMER BEFORE I MURDER YOU ON THE SPOT!

Disclaimer guy: SHE DOESN'T OWN AAANNNNNNYYYYTHING!

Chippie runs after Disclaimer guy with the same knife from their last encounter, (still stained with his blood)

Oh yes, now, where was I? Oh, that's right. Let's see. I believe I left you with Seto Kaiba running up the stairs to his steadfast lover…Mokuba.

Suddenly, the door bursts open and in walk Seto (seductively, I might add 00).

"Why hello there, Mokuba." Seto says in his, for some reason, deeper-than-usual voice.

"There's something different about him" Tristan whispers, puzzled. "maybe he got a haircut."

"Or maybe he got slapped over the head with a fish!" Yugi cried cheerfully.

awkward silence

"Yugi, why do you have to be so goddamn weird?" Joey whisper-screams. "OH MY GOD…"

"WHAT?" They all whisper-scream in unison.

" I just figured out what's different about him…HE'S GOT A HARD-ON!"

"WHAT? WHERE?" They all whisper-scream excitedly.

"It's right there! How can you not see it?"

"…Oh." They say disappointedly, then they start giggling. "laugh It's not laugh very uncontrollable giggling BIG!"

All of a sudden…

"Hey, what's that noise?" Seto stops his tongue's slow journey to Mokuba's crotch.

"Oh, it's probably nothing." Mokuba says, distracted. "Why…voice break why don't you just ignore it and keep going?" Mokuba's tiny little teddy-tent deflates slightly.

"No, it's starting to worry me." Seto says worriedly. "I mean, what if someone found out about us?"

"What are you trying to say, Seto? Are you embarrassed to be with me?" Mokuba says, starting to get angry.

CLOSET…

"Ooh, this is getting good." Joey whispers excitedly.

"Joey, that had better be a hanger again." Tristan whispers tightly.

"Uh…yeah. Of course it's a hanger. I mean, what else could it be? I mean, it couldn't be my…"

"OK! Shut up now! I don't wanna hear about any more of your perverse desires!" Tristan says.

"Hehe. But they're so…fun." Joey says demonically.

BACK TO SETO AND MOKUBA…

"No, Mokuba, I swear that's not it." Seto says pleadingly. "It's just…well…there's this weird law that says I'll get arrested if they find out about you."

"Oooooohhhh, Seto." Mokuba says huskily. "You're so seeexyyyy when you're worrieeedddd. Oh Seto, lick me, lick me all over. groan.

…Seto's head moves slowly downward when…

OUR TEAM OF HEROES BURSTS OUT OF THE CLOSET!

"Good God, man, what are you ABOUT?" Tristan says disgustedly.

"YEAH! How can you just…lick your YOUNGER BROTHER'S body…from head to toe, while caressing his sumptuous youthful skin and kissing him on his oh-so-full…NO! NO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME IN AGAIN, YOU SICK PERVERSIONS! BE GONE!

"What is he doing?" Yugi asks Tristan.

"I think he's trying to…exorcise himself."

"Well, at any rate, YEAH! We're turning YOU in, you sick BASTARD!" Yugi screams passionately.

Yugi rummages through drawers and finds some handcuffs

Shudders "I don't even want to know hy these were in here." Yugi says.

"Hehe." Seto giggles at memories unwanted from the rest of the crew.

"Hey guys? Where did Marik go?" Tristan asked curiously. "Oh, God…wait. Seto, do you have a big screen TV?"

"Of course." Seto proclaims indignantly.

"Why do you ask?" Yugi asks Tristan.

"DORA comes on at 12:30." Tristan groans. "OH WAIT! Teletubbies comes on at 1:00! YES!" Tristan runs downstairs.

"Oh, I have an idea." Joey says sadistically.

"I brought a camcorder. Let's RECORD their gay little obsession! I'll bet they'll do some weird DANCE, too!" Joey yells, excited.

"Oh God, you would bring a camcorder." Yugi says (totally grossed out).

Chippie: And THAT probably ends my story…of course you never know with me…I mean, sometimes, I just decide to add some other random stuff, you know tie up some loose ends or whatever.

…

Chippie: shushes crowd, whispering Hey, do you guys hear that? That's the sound of THIS!

holds up Disclaimer guy's head on a stake. Looking triumphant. The crowd is totally grossed out.

Chippie: Soooo…would you like to say anything NOW, disclaimer guy? HMMM? Yes. That's what I TH…

Disclaimer guy's head: Yes, actually, I would like to say that this stake is very comfortable, I actually kinda like it.

Chippie: NO! IMPOSSIBLE! YOU"RE A HEAD! YOU CAN'T TALK!

Disclaimer guy: Chah, right. Maybe I forgot to tell you that I'm really a ghost that it forever doomed to haunt you without dying. Chah. This is gonna BE FUN… giggles

Chippie: NOOOOOOOOOOO! R&R! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!