Chapter 1: And It Gets Wierder
Joan entered the busy front office of Arcadia High. It was the usual Friday, one huge line for the desk.
"Mom!" Joan screamed through the sea of people. It was no use. She got down on her hands and knees and proceeded to crawl under peoples' legs. First she stuck her hand in a big wad of gum. From her surprise she bolted forward only to be hung by her scarf that was caught under someone's foot, and banged her head on the floor in front of her.
"Jane?" Adam's face appeared in front of Joan, a little blurry from her tearing eyes.
Joan put her hand to her head in pain, causing her to stick the wad of gum right in her hair. "Gosh, I am such a tube sock!" Joan screamed in frustration.
"What are you doing?" Adam gave her the usual 'you're insane' look.
She sighed. " I was trying to get a stupid form for the ski trip." Her head was throbbing now.
"You're going?" He gave her his oh so famous confused look now.
"As you would say 'Cha!' I love snowboarding." She took his hand and stood up, nearly being knocked back down by the sea of people.
"Can I go?"
"What do you mean, of course. Do you ski?"
"No." Yet again his expression changed. This time to his blank stare.
"Ok well, I can't even get a form from my own mother, so we will have to wait."
Joan and Adam headed for the door, but somehow she lost Adam in the sea and found Goth God.
"It's hot in here." He said with a smirk.
"Immagine what hell is like," she retorted.
"Been there, done that, Joan. Lets get to the point. I want you to teach Adam how to snowboard."
She didn't even ask why. "Yay, now I can help people get in shape!" Joan shot with a sarcastic tone.
God just walked away and gave her the wave. The special God wave. She knew it oh so well.