Help from an Enemy
Meanwhile Neal found Kel who was in her laboratory making another batch of love potion so Wyldon would fall in love with her and they could get married in a sauna.
"Hey Kel. Are you responsible for all these mysterious cases of people falling in love?" asked Neal.
"Yes I made a love potion and now I'm making more," said Kel looking Guilty and ashamed.
"No! I cannot let you do that!" Neal took the love potion and ran away to the library. He went looking through the books in search of an antidote for love potions.
'Why don't you look in this giant book of love potion antidotes? It might work?" said Numair giving Neal a tiny non-giant book. He then left for his date with his centaur girlfriend.
"But I thought I was his girlfriend!" said Dianne. She then got trampled to death by a stampede of stray buffalos.
Neal opened the book to its first page. It said "THE ANTIDOTE TO THE LOVE POTION LIES IN CHAMBER OF SOAP."
"But I don't want to look for the Chamber of Soap anymore" whined Neal. He started to cry and whistle green day at the same time.
"Stop crying you big hunk of steak" said Joren "If it's so important I can show you were the stupid Chamber of Soap is"
"Why would you do that for me?" asked Neal puzzled.
"Because I drank the love potion you had on this table but even the powers of the potion couldn't possibly make me love you so I just hate you less and am willing to help you on your quest to end the triumph of the love potion."
"That's all?" asked Neal
"Well that and the fact that some old guy has fallen in love with me and I would like nothing more than to end this stupidity" said Joren
"Is that all?" asked Neal
"No. Also this was al Kel's fault and I highly despise Kel and ending her love potion might cause her displeasure" he smiled "yay!"
"Is that all?" asked Neal
"No. Also I love rum and with all this love there's no rum in the palace"
"But why's the rum gone?" asked Neal shocked and worried in a Johnny Dept voice.
"I dunno," said Joren shrugging.
"Well then. That didn't make any sense at all." said Neal "Now take me to the Chamber of Soap" So Joren lead Neal to the location were the Chamber of Soap could be found.