Well, I'm updating again! I'm glad that everyone who reviewed enjoyed it! I'm too lazy to reply to reviews right now, so I'm just going to write up the chapter and hope I get even more reviews for this one!
Oh, I also wanted to say that I thought the title of my story was original but apparently it isn't…I was looking at other fics, and someone else had the same idea as me! Oh well…
Chapter 3: Kissing Troubles
"Pai…I'm dissapointed in you…" said Deep Blue.
"Eh? Why?" Pai was astonished. He hadn't even faced the mews yet! He didn't fail any mission yet!
"You like ice-cream better than how much you like me! You of all people!" Deep Blue pouted.
"W-what gave you that idea?" asked Pai.
"You're eating ice-cream right now…and your clothes changed…You're dismissed…"
Pai was left alone then. It was true, he had changed his clothing. His shirt now had a picture of a double-scoop sundae on it. Pai was also eating a sundae in front of Deep Blue. Apparently, he is too good for cones. Also, he seems to be Beep Blue's favorite…
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"How'd your meeting with Mew Pudding go?" asked Kisshu.
"Great! She gave me candy! I saved a little for you…" Taruto gave Kisshu a small bite-sized piece.
Kisshu took it and plopped it in his mouth. His eyes popped. "This is good!"
Taruto flew up and sat on a pillar in the alter-dimension. "So what's our plan to kill the mews?" he asked, bored.
"I don't know. I'm waiting for Pai to get off his ice-cream addiction…he usually comes up with these things…"
"You're the one who introduced him to ice-cream!" said Taruto, pointing at Kisshu angrily.
"It's rude to point…"
"Where'd you learn that?" asked Taruto, lowering his finger.
"Earth…and this great game called 'Simon Says'!"
"I know how to play that!"
"Great! Now we need a Simon!" said Kisshu.
They looked at each other. Then they both screamed, "PAI!"
Pai teleported in front of them.
"N-nice clothes…" said Taruto.
"What do you want?" asked an annoyed Pai.
"You're Simon." said Kisshu.
"I'm Pai." said Pai.
"Simon." said Kisshu.
"Pai."
"Simon"
"Pai"
"Simon"
"Pai"
"Simon"
"Enough! Taruto, explain this nonsense to me!" said Pai.
"Well, we were going to play Simon Says…" Taruto flew down from the pillar.
"I know that game! Fine, I'll be Simon." said Pai.
"Great!" chorused Kisshu and Taruto.
"Simon says kiss my feet."
"Grrr…" growled Kisshu and Taruto.
They did so.
"Simon says chant Pai."
Kisshu and Taruto looked at each other before starting, "Pai! Pai! Pai! Pai!"
"Silence!"
Kisshu stopped chanting. "Ugh!" Kisshu was out of the game.
"Simon says stand on one foot."
"That's easy!" said Taruto.
"Simon says bring me a sundae."
"He's using me…" said Taruto.
"You think?" answered Kisshu.
Taruto got Pai the sundae.
"Simon says slap yourself.
Kisshu groaned. Taruto was going through a lot of torture.
"Stop."
Taruto stopped.
"I win." said Pai.
"Never…never again…" whispered Taruto.
"Don't worry, I'll be Simon next!" said Kisshu reassuringly.
Taruto looked ready to faint.
"Well, I'm off to see Kitten before we get a plan! See ya!" said Kisshu, teleporting away…
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…and he appeared in front of Ichigo's window. She had a day off from school and Café Mew Mew.
"Alien, alien!" said Masha.
Ichigo glared at Masha. Lately, she found it very annoying.
Actually, Ichigo was going to go to the bathroom, but instead looked out the window.
"Hiya, Kitten!" said Kisshu.
"Aaah! Oh, it's just you…" stated Ichigo.
"Just me?" said Kisshu looking hurt. When did I stop being scary?, he thought.
"What are you doing here?" asked Ichigo, ready to transform.
"Oh, I just wanted to see you before I started a really long plan to destroy Earth." said Kisshu.
"How sweet, Kisshu-kun!" Then Ichigo gasped and turned red.
Kisshu didn't notice; he was busy kissing Ichigo again. Ichigo gasped again as she turned into a cat.
"Interesting…that didn't happen yesterday…" mused Kisshu. He lifted Ichigo up. "I can't leave you here, can I? You're coming with me Kitten." He grinned.
"Kisshu-kun! I need to use the bathroom!" Ichigo mewed.
"Eh? What do you want?" asked Kisshu, getting ready to teleport.
"I can't hold it in!" Ichigo mewed again.
"I'm not letting you go, Kitten!" Kisshu misinterpreted Ichigo's struggles to get away.
A few seconds later, Kisshu's vein was popping and he had a sweatdrop going down the back of his head.
"That…was not amusing…"
"Ah, what a relief!" said a positively happy cat. "…but how come I'm a cat?"
Kisshu looked disgusted as he teleported to the alter-dimention, having half a mind to drop Ichigo.
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"Something stinks, Pai…" said Taruto once Kisshu was there. "I'm going to release a chimera animal."
"I'm going too." said Pai. He did not want to stay either.
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Aoyama walked to Café Mew Mew and asked if Ichigo was there. Mint answered him, and said "No". Aoyama took this opportunity to start talking to Mint. That's when he started his lying streak.
"You're Momomiya-san's friend right? I'm Aoyama Masaya, nice to meet you." He bowed.
"Yes, I am. You may call me Mint." said Mint, bowing also.
"I would like to ask you for some advice regarding Momomiya-san."
Little did Mint know, Aoyama was love-struck by her. He never did like Ichigo in that way, he just dated her because his mother said that he needed a hobby.
Mint nodded, urging him on.
"I don't think she loves me." said Aoyama. "And to be honest, I don't think I like her anymore either. She doesn't like our dates and she is always trying to get away from me. Should I just…dump her?" asked Aoyama.
"Yes, but you should tell her exactly what you told me. And even if she looks like she wants to come back, tell her that you don't want to be a couple anymore." said Mint. "I always admired you two, I never thought you'd break up!"
"Thanks for the advice, Mint-san. If you'd like, I want to get to know you better." said Aoyama, getting ready to leave.
"Okay, let's walk in the park tomorrow after your school finishes and talk it out. Goodbye." said Mint.
"I'll be looking forward to it!" said Aoyama. Mint smiled. She thought that Ichigo's breakup was too good to be true.
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"Alien, alien!" said Masha. It tried to warn the mews, but it was stuck to Ichigo's cell phone. "Ichigo is evil, Ichigo is evil." It chanted.
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Taruto and Pai teleported to the park. They decided to make a chimera animal in their favorite place on Earth. Taruto's chimera animal turned into a giant puffball with hands and legs. He was at a loss as to how that happened. Pai's was a walking bench that didn't have hands.
Mew Pudding arrived at the scene first, mostly because she was already at the park. She responded to cries such as, "A walking bench tried to eat me!" and "Help! I'm being chased by a cute puffball!" Pudding already transformed when she confronted the aliens.
"Kisshu was cloned again…na no da." Pudding had taken a look at Pai. "Now they stretched him too much na no da."
Pai paid her no attention. His ice-cream was far more interesting.
"Ribbon…Pudding ring Inferno na no da!"
Pudding sucked the bench into Pudding and also the puffball.
"Ribbon…Mint Echo!" Mew Mint said.
"Mew Mint na no da!"
"Ribbon…Zakuro Spear!" Zakuro chopped at the bench angrily. "How dare you…use a bench for destruction? For that I shall never forgive you!" she stated.
"Ribbon…Lettuce Rush!"
"Mew Zakuro and Mew Lettuce na no da!"
"Any da now…where's Mew Ichigo?" asked Mew Mint.
"The bench ate her na no da!"
Zakuro gasped. "I knew it! Benches were not made for evil!"
"Eh? Pai, when did the bench eat Mew Ichigo?" asked Taruto.
"My bench is better than your puffball." said Pai in all seriousness.
"Is not!"
"Is too"
"Is not!"
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Who are you?" asked Zakuro, looking at Pai with disdain. She shall never forgive him for what he did to the poor bench.
"I'm Simon." He answered.
"No, you're Pai." argued Taruto.
"Simon."
"Pai."
"Simon"
"Pai"
"Simon"
"Pai"
"Hold it na no da! He's Simon Pai na no da! Pai is his middle name na no da!" said Pudding, coming to Pai's defense.
Pai looked satisfied and turned his attention back to his sundae.
"Mew Pudding…I'm willing to forgive you for siding with him if you give me more candy." said Taruto.
"Sure, Taru-taru na no da!" said Pudding, giving him another chocolate bar.
"I'm going back to work at Café Mew Mew. Bye!" said Lettuce, since she felt no longer needed.
"And I have to plan my date with Aoyama-kun…Oh, oops, that slipped out!" said Mint, grinning from ear to ear.
"Aoyama oniichan? Isn't he dating Ichigo Oneechan na no da?" asked Pudding.
"He decided he dind't like her anymore. Bye!" said Mint, positively happy.
"You…Simon Pai…To do such a thing to a defenseless bench…" Zakuro was shaking with anger. Taruto, on the other hand, waved to Pudding and dissapeared. He had chocolate smeared all over his face.
"Bye Taru-taru na no da! Zakuro onee-chan, do you think the bench will choke out Ichigo onee-chan na no da?"
Zakuro was now beyond help. She jumped and grabbed Pai. She shook him. "Simon Pai…return the bench back to normal!"
Pai shook her off and flew out of reach. "Under one condition."
"Anything." said Zakuro.
"Get me a sundae." Pai had finished his sundae and needed another one.
"Big Kisshu is very hungry na no da." Said Pudding exasperately.
Zakuro hurriedly got Pai the sundae and Pai returned the bench to normal.
"What about the puffball na no da?"
"What's wrong with it?" asked Pai.
"It's ugly na no da!"
Pai sighed and fixed that too. The puffball turned into a pen.
"Till later." Pai teleported away.
"Goodbye Simon Pai" said Zakuro.
"Pudding needs time to think na no da. What are the aliens thinking na no da? Now there are three Kisshus na no da! Wait till Pudding tells Ichigo Onee-chan! Where is Ichigo onee-chan na no da?" Pudding walked home confused.
Meanwhile, Zakuro was crying in front of the bench. "I'm sorry I couldn't help you more…Please through up Ichigo soon…"
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Kisshu got cleaned up and then kissed Ichigo-the-cat. As he thought would happen, she turned back into a human. He was still somewhat mad at the incident however.
"Hehehe…sorry Kisshu-kun…" said Ichigo.
"Kisshu-kun? When did that happen?" asked Kisshu, his eyes softening. His anger was going away.
Ichigo's cat ears and tail popped up. "Ehehehehe…a while ago…"
"So, are you mine?" Kisshu asked, lifting her chin up. She looked straight into his eyes.
"Of course, Kisshu-kun! But I'm still, a mew, I can't fight on your side!"
"No worries, I'll wait till you're stronger honey."
Kisshu teleported Ichigo back to her room. "Next time though, use the bathroom before you see me!" Kisshu left.
"Easy for you to say…" Ichigo looked at her nightstand. There was a framed picture of her and Aoyama.
"Aah…who to choose!" she said, moments flashing in her mind of Kisshu and Aoyama.
"How embarrassing…" Ichigo just had the flashback of her wetting Kisshu…