HI THERE! Sorry I haven't been updating…..

The Sesshomaru story I am about to write was made up by wolf boy. Always happy to share ideas!

Announcer: Know your stars know your stars know your stars…..

Sesshomaru: WHY am I on this again?

Announcer: So I can FINALLY get you mad!

Sesshomaru:….. Well you're doing a TERRIBLE job.

Announcer: SHUT UP!

Sesshomaru:….. No, and stop telling me to silence myself before I come up there and beat you until you cry.

Announcer:…..

Sesshomaru: about to leave

Announcer: Wait…..Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: What? annoyed

Announcer: Join me and we can make people go crazy and maybe even bring them to the nut house!

Sesshomaru: Possibly….. How much do I get payed?

Announcer:…..20

Sesshomaru: Let me ponder this….. NEVER

Sesshomaru: leaves room

Announcer: Wait, I'll give you 30 PLEASE DON'T GO!

Once again, this belongs to wolf boy. Wolf boy. Not 43inuasha, WOLF BOY!

Announcer: Know your stars.. Know your stars know your stars…..

Kikyo: Where is that voice coming from….. I shall purify you!

Announcer: I am already purified.

Kikyo:…..

Announcer: Soap.

Kikyo:…..

Announcer: AAANNNYYYWWWAAAYYYSSS….. Kikyo is pregnant.

Kikyo: I am made of clay, I cannot be pregnant.

Announcer: Naraku is the father.

Kikyo:…..

Naraku:…..um…..eh heh heh

Kikyo:…..

Inuyasha: Kikyo, how could you!

Kikyo:…..I was…..experimenting…..

Announcer: so, it was true?

Kikyo: You didn't know?

Announcer:…..no.

Kikyo: walks up to where announcer is ggrrrr…..

You hear sounds of purifying and slapping…..

Kikyo: I'm happy now.

Announcer: gggguuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…..

Announcer: Know your stars know your stars know your stars…..

Sesshomaru: AGAIN?

Announcer: yes.

Sesshomaru: do your worst.

Announcer: Sesshomaru, he loves Kagura.

Sesshomaru: I'd love Naraku before I'd love Kagura.

Announcer: uses lie detector test He's not lying.

Naraku:….. Icky.

Sesshomaru: Rather you than Kagura.

Kamaru: so you don't love her?

Sesshomaru: No…..

Kamaru: Do you love me?

Sesshomaru: Rather you than Naraku.

Announcer: This is awkward…..

Sesshomaru: kills announcer not anymore.