Yes, my name is Preston Ward Condra and what you are about to read is an extremely, perverted fanfiction I wrote back in May 2006.
I wrote this when I was a 12 year old, undergoing puberty and the Rated M for Mature rating is not a typo.
This shows how much I had grown as a writer in the past fifteen years, this was originally written.
Believe it or not? There was somewhat of a plot to this.
If you were alive back in 2006 - you heard about the Super Smash Bros. Brawl trailer reveal. Period.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl was heralded, and regarded still by many people as one of the greatest video games ever made.
Keep in mind, as a final warning - just about everything you will read from this, is extremely perverted, sexual innuendo and over the top.
It's only 2,000 words long. Not too terribly long and it had an ending to it.
All of it, in under a script format - you know, a format only old-school writers would use back in the early 2000's.
One last warning.
Do not read this, unless you have some privacy and have a dirty brain in mind.
Yes, I was the one that originally wrote this.
That being said, you either will enjoy this sense of humor or not.
Let's go. Enjoy reading this now ladies and gentlemen.