I would like to dedicate this chapter to makayla. Enjoy!
"WHAT! You married Ginny! Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't she tell me? Oh, my god! Oh, my god! OH MY GOD! And she's coming here! She'll be so ANGRY! At you, at me!" Hermione paused in her rant, to look inquiringly at Draco. "Do you have any kids?" Then she started her rant again, without giving him any chance to answer. "She hasn't talked to me since I killed Harry! Why wasn't I invited to the wedding? DOES SHE KNOW I'M HERE! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME DEAD!"
The Manor began to shake, and Draco slapped her. "Calm down!" Hermione stopped yelling and the Manor quit shaking. "Yes, I married Ginny. I didn't tell you because I knew you'd react like this. She didn't tell you for the same reason. Yes, she's coming here. She's been in Egypt visiting Bill for a few months. Only he, Charlie, and the twins know we got married. We've been married a little over a year. No one was invited to the wedding. We don't have kids. Yet. Yes, she might be a little angry. She knows I'm having a school chum visit, but I didn't tell her who. And she will not kill you. No one can die in the Manor. Any questions?"
Hermione laughed. And laughed. And laughed some more. Finally, she caught her breath, wiped her eyes, and said, "Yeah. What does she like to eat?"
Draco stared at her. "Pizza. Why?"
"So I'll be able to make it. Pizza's fairly simple, right?"
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