Once there was a girl named Mandy Sue Sparklena Silvermoon Arwen Fairy Dust the Fourteenth. She hap brillny blue hair and platypus blonde eyes. She was the perfect student, and everyone at school loved her and the teachers fed her apples like a hoarse. One noght while the sunset below teh horizons, wuz doing her daily nighttime reading of quantum physics, but too was that simple, so she picked up her first edition signed cope of 'Teh Lord of Teh ringd' and whole she read about Second Break fast and Hobbit s she suddenly found herself falling through a skyless sky and lava clouds. (Ah)! She steamed while falling gracefully and elefantly. Suddenly her feet met the ground and she wiz face to face with a giant floating fire eyeball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1! (Oh!!!!!!! It is the mighty Saorn!!!) (Hahhhahbahba"/) said Saorn evily looking at her meanie omg.
Suddenly, with the fierceness of a poodles and the swiftness of a yellow belly, she yeeted auron on the eye. (Ouch) Senpai said wicing in pain (I will get you Mandy Sue Mandy Sue Sparklena Silvermoon Arwen Fairy Dust the Fourteenth!!!!!!!)
Mandy Sue ran and just peed off BradDurp, and even though she could fly like a n angle she called upon the mighty eagles because they needed excersisim because the were fat Chad CHUNGUS cardio burbs and they ate two many tacosSss.um.plol, oK. As her Blonde eyes and kladioscope eyes inhaled the um, air she thought how much she missed trucks and beer bvak at home . Suddenly, teh eeguls flew up upt of breathe and said curse you autocorrect and picked her up. She saw legolass and fell off cause he was 2 hawt! She fanned jer cawller as she fell, and she hears a bby saidy (Where) the baby was Gandalfs in discord. He was playing Roblux with his friends while riding Shaduwfaxx and he was a fat pony. She landdud without a scratch, and punched Grandulf baby off the hoarse, and took his discord so she hoped on Shadowfez GTA 5 style, and said (Scooter buddy!! Scooter buddy!!!!!) While playing Roblux to the Shower. (Mean mile!) Mandy Sue looked behind her to see Sauronz eye chasing her on a scooter sayings (SCOOTER BUDDY!!) And Ganduld chasing her like a mouse and Legolas chasing her asked he r to marry him. When she got to the Shire, she saw a hobbit and said (ah! My WATERMELLON! Buddy!) And the hobbits loved her and she fartted on Sawrens eye and he exploded. Mmm. So tastey. They ate Sawron and he tasted like beef jelly. Mmmm. Suddenly! The council started and hark! It was not fair Mandy Sue Sparklena Silvermoon Arwen Fairy Dust the Fourteenth they laid eyes upon, but a vicious and foul creature of Sauron, that nameless lay in some forgotten pit in the Land of Shadow, twisted and mutilated, brought out to ruin and torment Middle-earth. And when it spoke, they stopped their ears, for its voice was harken to a multitude of anguished ravens, and a foul stench flew from its mouth. Everyone died. The end.