The very next day Sirius walked into the house slamming the door very loudly and screamed "I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB!" He started to cry and ran to his room, were he ate a tofu sandwich named Henry.
Instead of going to comfort him Remus just sat and did absolutely nothing.
Snape was having another tantrum because his favorite copy of the Holy Bible was missing.
That's when the mysterious man returned. And he returned very sneaky. Well… it would have been sneaky if he hadn't opened the front door loudly, tripped, landed on Steve the violin player and crunched his poor skull.
"Hello mysterious man" said Remus not bothering to look up. Actually he was staring at the ceiling so when the mysterious man entered Remus didn't bother to look down.
"Hello mysterious man" said Snape. He then spilt all his grapefruit juice onto his new shiny leather pants and had yet another tantrum. He grabbed the mysterious man and tried to throw him out the door. But he missed and the mysterious man landed on poor Steve the violin player.
It was at that exact moment when the MMF (mysterious man fanclub) (including Dumbledore) ran into the door and started freaking out and trying to touch the mysterious man.
"Get out you wieners!" yelled Snape throwing a tantrum, which was so repulsive that, the fan club ran away from the house to the nearest bomb shelter, carrying the mysterious man with them.
Sirius entered the room carrying a huge glass of chocolate milk.
"Sirius, why do you have a giant glass of chocolate milk?" asked Remus even though he didn't really give a crap.
"Because!" said Sirius "I'm depressed and chocolate milk makes me happy!" He took a huge drink of chocolate milk. He then started to choke.
When he was finally done choking Sirius decided he was missing something.
"What am I missing?" asked Sirius.
"Eggrolls?" said Snape
"Pudding?" said Remus
"Flamingo's?" asked Snape
"Pudding?" asked Remus
"Old men?" asked Snape
"Pudding?" asked Remus
"Pudding!" squealed Sirius in squeaky delight.
Remus took a bowl of pudding out of his brief case and held in out for Sirius. "You'd better come get it because I'm doing absolutely nothing and I don't feel like getting up." Said Remus lazily
"Just throw it to me." Said Sirius who couldn't get up because he had glued himself to his chair with super glue. "But don't drop it in my chocolate milk or I'll put anchovies in your pillow and you won't be able to sleep cuz you'll be smelling anchovies all night. And also anchovies aren't very nice to have in you're pillow. Ask Snape."
"It's true," said Snape who was playing poker against himself. He got a crappy hand and lost fourteen bucks, which caused him to have another tantrum. When you're a wizard with a low- paying job and a suitcase full of meat loaf, like Snape, fourteen buck's means allot.
Remus threw the bowl of pudding at Sirius. The bowl of pudding landed in the chocolate milk.
"I knew that was going to happen" said Snape happily.
"Me too" said Remus laughing
"ARG!" screamed Sirius "If I hadn't glued myself to this chair I would get up, go to the bathroom, grab some toilet paper, and chove it down your throat!"
"Why did you glue yourself to that chair?" asked Sirius' invisible friend, Jacque the French-fry.
"It seemed like an intelligent idea at the time!" said Sirius.
"Who's he talking to?" asked Snape confused.
"Jacque the french-fry probably" said Remus.
"Oh." Said Snape who decided to have a tantrum because he didn't have a french-fry for a friend.
Sirius left the house to find a job.