Sirius got home around five thirty.
"I have seen the wonders of Green Day!" said Sirius.
"Are you wearing those green tinted goggles again?" asked Remus, who was baking a carrot cake.
"No! It's a band!" said Sirius "And I'm going to join it!"
"How are you going to do that?" asked Snape who was writing his will.
"I'm going to write to them and ask them if I can be their new guitar player!" squealed Sirius
Remus sighed "Sirius, you cant play the guitar."
"Oh yeah…I'll be a singer then. I'm going to write my letter now!" he ran off to write his letter.
"Snape! What are you leaving me in you're will?" Demanded Remus
"Nothing. I left everything to my gingerbread man named Greg." Said Snape
"Oh…" said Remus. It was at that precise moment Sirius came back holding an egg with lips.
"Sirius!" screamed Snape throwing a tantrum cuz everyone knows it's against the law for an egg to have lips. "WHY DOES THAT EGG HAVE LIPS?"
"This is my egg sister named Suzy Goldsneakers!" said Sirius. He then hugged Suzy Goldsneakers so hard she burst.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Sirius with much emotion "My sister has burst!" Sirius continued to cry. There was a knock on the door.
Snape answered the door. It was the mailman. Snape took the mail and put it in his underwear. Then the mailman ran away because Snape was singing and that is pretty scary when you're a mailman.
"Here's the mail, it never fails. It makes me want to wag my tail.
When it comes I want to wail - Maaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll!" sung Snape pulling the letters out of his underwear.
"REMUS! MAIL!" screamed Snape. He handed a letter to Remus.
Remus opened the envelope and pulled out…
MYSTERIOUS MAN! HURAY!
"Wow!" said Remus "That was a very sneaky entrance! Mysterious man has inspired me to learn the peaceful art of yoga!"
"SIRIUS! MAIL!" screamed Snape. He handed Sirius a letter
Sirius opened the letter and read it aloud "You suck. Never try to join our band again. Signed Green Day…NOOOOO! I'VE BEEN INSAULTED BY MY HERO'S!" Sirius ran out of the room screaming in complete and utter sadness. On his way out he passed mysterious man and Steve the violin player who were playing rock paper scissors: Sumo Style!
Suddenly Snape stood up and yelled, "I AM THE LORD! THE LORD OF THE SALT! I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD WITH MY SALTINESS! MUAHAHAHAH! MUAHHAHAHA!"
Snape ran into the kitchen to make a cake using salt instead of sugar. That's right: salt.
Remus found himself alone.
"Wow! I feel so alone!" said Remus. To entertain himself he taught himself how to do yoga.
The next day Harry arrived. He walked into the living room expecting to get an emotionally beautiful greeting. He was, of course, wrong. Instead he walked in to find Snape having a tantrum, Remus doing yoga, Steve the violin player playing the violin, the mysterious man eating a ham, and Sirius was wearing a French maid uniform cleaning the house.
"Maybe I'll go back to the Dursley's" said Harry. "But first I want cake!"
Harry went into the kitchen and found a cake and brought it to the living room. He took a bite and…
"AAAAARRRGGHHHHH!" screamed Harry. "THE SALTYNESS! THE SALTYNESS!"
"Oh…Harry. You're here," said Remus
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