Sirius ran into the living room wearing a long White robe.
"I've got a new job!" squealed Sirius "Guess what it is!"
"A doctor?" asked Snape laughing. As if Sirius is smart enough to be a doctor.
"A Jewish person?" guessed Remus
"Nope!" said Sirius. "I'm Jesus!"
"Jesus?" said Harry.
"Yeah! This Hobo down the street said I could be Jesus if I give him all of Snapes precious meatloaf! YAY!"
"SIRIUS YOU YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" screamed Snape. He then had a tantrum because his meatloaf had been his most sacred possession. Without his meatloaf he was like a man without his most prized possession.
"Stick's and stones may brake my bones but I'm Jesus!" said Sirius repeating a line from Southpark. Sirius ran upstairs to find the cure to the common cold.
"Any chance he might actually be Jesus?" asked Harry.
"No" said Remus. "It's impossible."
"I don't know if we should believe you. You also said it was impossible to play solitaire upside down while eating a pickle!" said Snape who was playing solitaire upside down while eating a pickle.
"Yes, well this is absolutely impossible." Answered Remus. Sirius came running down the stairs screaming "Eureka! Eureka! I have found the cure for the common cold!"
"What is it?" asked Harry
"Pudding!" exclaimed Sirius excitedly.
Remus looked at him blankly. "Pudding? What pudding?"
"You're pudding!" said Sirius
"My Pudding?" said Remus
"Yes! You're Pudding!" said Sirius
"My Pudding? Why the heck would my pudding cure the common cold?" asked Remus
"Because I love you're pudding!" said Sirius. "And whatever I say is true! Cuz I'm Jesus! I will now prove my point!" To prove his point he ran outside grabbed a random person who happened to have a cold. He brought him into the house and shoved Remus' pudding down his throat. Unfortunately for Sirius the man's cold far from cured.
"IM A FAILURE!" Screamed Sirius pulling of his robe "I'M NOT JESUS! I'M NOT FIT TO BE JESUS!" he ran out of the room sobbing.
"I feel like lying under the couch." Said Remus. He tried to crawl under the couch but found mysterious man already sleeping under there. That made Remus very sad.
"That made me very sad!" said Remus. Remus kicked Snape, causing him to have another tantrum. That made Remus smile. Snapes tantrums always cheered Remus up.
Harry realized, he had been forgotten.
"HEY! YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT ME!" cried Harry. Everybody ignored and continued to forget about Harry.
To make people remember him Harry decided to build a bomb and blow up a tuna sandwich. So Harry constructed a bomb using nothing more than a paper clip, Steve the violin player, and a bomb. It was at that moment, Remus remembered Harry and saw what he was doing.
"Harry!" shrieked Remus "Why did you paper clip Steve the violin player to a bomb?"
"Ummm..." Said Harry looking ashamed "…I dunno…"
The bomb was about to blow up! Thank god Snape came to the rescue.
"I'LL SAVE YOU STEVE THE VIOLIN PLAYER!" yelled Snape grabbing Steve the violin player and unpapercliping him. He then threw the bomb into Sirius' room and slammed the door closed. They then heard a very large boom.
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" said the bomb, which exploded and caused a nasty mess.
Sirius' came out of his room looking very angry and dirty and he was wearing very raggy clothes. In fact he looked as if someone had thrown a bomb into his room which had exploded making a large boom and a very nasty mess.
"Wow!" said Harry, who was almost as stupid as Sirius. "What happened to you?"
"Somebody threw a bomb into my room which exploded making a large boom and a very nasty mess!" Yelled Sirius angrily. Nobody really cared.
Snape had a tantrum because nobody had even thanked him for saving Steve the violin player.
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