"Snape" said Remus "You're not creative.
"Yes I am!" said Snape "I am very creative!" Snape ran to his room to be creative so he could prove to Remus that he was very creative. But first he had a tantrum because what Remus had said really hurt his feelings.
"Guess what?" said Sirius "I have decided to start an "S" club! You can only be in my club if you're name begins with "S"! That means me Snape and Steve the violin player!"
Snape walked into the room wearing a very creative pink broccoli costume.
"See?" said Snape "I'm very creative! AHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!"
Snape was screaming because Sirius was now dragging him and Steve the violin player out of the room to the "S" club secret headquarters. AKA. The closet.
In the closet the "S" club did many "S" things. They wrote the letter "S" over and over and over again. Then they made a list of things that start with the letter "S". Then they ate saran wrap and salami sandwiches. "Yum" said Sirius.
"That made me feel very left out." Said Remus feeling very left out. Remus and mysterious man were reading they're horoscopes."I shall now start my own club with mysterious man. It shall be called the pudding and…umm…"
Mysterious man held up his ham.
"I love ham too!" said Remus "It shall be called the pudding and ham club! Or the PAH club for short! At our club meeting's we shall do pudding and ham dances."
Remus did a pudding dance and mysterious man did a ham dance. That caused it to rain pudding and ham outside.
"Can I be in your club?" asked Harry.
"NOOO!" roared Remus.
"FINE!" cried Harry "I'm starting my own club called the Poison All The Idiotic Old Guys club! Or the Patio G. club for short! And I shall poison all the idiotic old guys with wacky wild dream potion, which will cause everyone to have wacky wild dreams!" Harry then poisoned all the idiotic old guys with wacky wild dream potion, which will give them very weird dreams indeed.
It was at that moment the MMF (mysterious man fanclub, and that's the last time I'm saying it.) Arrived, bursting through the door. They jumped on mysterious man and broke several of mysterious man's bones.
It was also at that moment the "S" club arrived back in the living room. Snape had a tantrum because he had been forced to do very idiotic things at the club meeting.
"That just gave me an idea," said Remus "Let's have a competition to find out which club is the best! And all the clubs that aren't the best have to stop being a club! The competition will be who can stand on their head the longest! Everybody pick someone to represent their club!"
The "S" club chose Snape to represent their club. The PAH club chose Remus cuz mysterious man is way too mysterious to stand on his head. The MMF chose Dumbledore for some idiotically stupid reason. And the Patio G. club chose Harry cuz Harry is the only person in the Patio G. club.
Snape was the first person out. He fell down because he had a tantrum for absolutely no reason at all.
"NOOOOO!"" screamed Sirius, "My club is ruined!" he then ran to Remus' room crying so he could eat all Remus' pudding. There he practiced a spell which would give Snape a tan.
The next person out was Harry who had the hiccups. That's when everyone realized why Dumbledore was still in the competition. He was asleep! Remus' was so shocked he fell over.
Dumbledore woke up and joined the MMF to celebrate. The MMF cheered and carried the mysterious man out the door and to the MMF secret clubhouse (The cheese factory).
Sirius ran back into the room to say something important.
"I just learnt an instant tanning spell!" said Sirius "I shall now use it on Snape!" he used the spell on Snape.
Instead of getting an instant tan, Snape got transformed into a cake.
"Oh…" said Sirius "…Oops?" Sirius then ran to his room to find a spell to turn Snape back.
Remus and harry were laughing their heads of because Snape was a cake.
The tooth fairy flew in the window and turned Snape back into himself. Snape had a tantrum cuz it's not very fun to be cake.
I hate this chapter. oh well...
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