That night everyone fell asleep and because of Harry's potion they had very strange dreams. Very strange dreams indeed.
Sirius' dreamSirius was sitting on a grandfather clock when his mother walked into the room. Steve the violin player was playing the violin in the background.
"Make way for royalty!" screamed Sirius' mom, who then dissolved into nothingness.
Harry walked into the room carrying Remus. Sirius leaped into action grabbing Remus, throwing him into swimming pool full of chocolate milk. He then grabbed Harry and threw him out the window.
"WHEE!" cried Harry. Who flew out the window and landed on Dumbledore.
Sirius started to play pin the tail on the Snape.
"Ouchie!" said Snape who had just been pinned in the butt. "Hey! I have a tail now! Yay!" Snape did a victory dance.
That's when Bilbo ran into the room. He was full of oil.
"I'm oily!" Said Bilbo. Bilbo then ran around the room and got it all oily.
"NO!" screamed Sirius "My room is all oily! Now my mother will ground me!" he started to cry pathetically.
Remus' Dream
Remus was swimming in a lake full of pudding with a house elf named Fizzfizzledink. Suddenly a huge yacht came by and picked them up.
"Pudding! Pudding! P-U-D-D-I-N-G! Go Pudding!" cheered the captain. The captain the cannonballed into the lake and ate all the pudding. Sirius ran onto the boat, pointed at Remus and screamed "AHHHGGGG! UNIBROW!" Steve the violin player walked up to Sirius and whacked him with his violin.
"Huh?" said Remus looking in a mirror. It was true. Remus had a uni brow "AHHHGGGGG!" Remus grabbed a can of canned milk and beat himself senseless with it.
Bilbo Baggins ran by in a tutu and screamed "Tutu man to the rescue!" Bilbo then did CPR to Remus until he was breathing again.
Snape walked around wearing very high-heeled shoes. Harry ran up to Snape and gave him a very massive wedgie.
"ARG!" squealed Snape. He then melted into mush.
Mysterious Man's Dream.
Mysterious man was in a hammock in the middle of Timbuktu.
Suddenly he spotted the MMF running right at him so he jumped into a toilet that was filled with jam.
Snape jumped out of another toilet and kicked the MMF to Timbuktu.
Since they were already in Timbuktu that wasn't a very far kick. So Sirius jumped out of a daffodil bush and ate the MMF.
"Yum!" said Sirius "Tastes like porridge!"
Bilbo Baggins drove by in a car and screamed "Long live hairless cat's!" and drove away.
Mysterious man came out of the toilet and started to dance with Steve the violin player.
"Pigs, Pigs the magical fruit the more you eat the more you tute!" sang Sirius. Sirius then turned into a large purple pig.
Remus walked over to mysterious man, wearing a waitress dress and said, "May I take your order?" Remus then head butted mysterious man so hard, mysterious man turned into flower fertilizer.
Steve the violin players dream
Steve the violin player was in kindergarten when Sirius mooned the class. That caused Steve the violin player to turn into mutated garlic.
"EEEWWWWW!" screamed the kids who turned into elephants.
Snape went up to Sirius and beat the crap out of him with a blender.
"PUDDING FOR ALL!" screamed Remus throwing chocolate pudding at everyone. Except Harry got giant beanstalk pudding. Harry ate it and turned into a beanstalk.
"CLIMB HARRY!" screamed Snape who was climbing Harry the magic beanstalk. The beanstalk disappeared and Snape fell down onto Sirius. The pressure of Snape on top of him caused Sirius to turn into a cactus.
"OOOWWW!" screamed Snape who had just been pricked by a Sirius the cactus. That caused Snape to turn into a Peanut butter and jam sandwich.
Mysterious man came with an axe and chopped down Harry the magical beanstalk. Harry the magic beanstalk landed on mysterious man and turned him into a purse full of spearmint gum.
Remus, being the only one left whom was human, started to hunt pigeons. He accidentally shot himself in the head and turned into a shoe.
Bilbo Baggins by, did a cartwheel fell down and turned into mustard.
Snape's Dream
Snape was in a giant washing machine with his roommates and the mysterious man.
"SNAPE IS A FOOL WITH GREASY HAIR," yelled Snape to himself. Everyone else agreed.
"Konfu chicken!" yelled Sirius ripping of his clothes and head butting Snape in the back. Snape fell over and landed on a mustard tree.
Remus crawled up to mysterious man and bit him. Mysterious man belly flopped Remus. That's when things got very violent.
Bilbo Baggins came and yelled "TIME TO EAT HAMBURGERS!"
Everybody began to panic and eat hamburgers.
Brittany Spears arrived and began to sing about turkeys.
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