Snape woke up to find Sirius in his room looking through his drawers.
"AAAHHHGGG!" screamed Snape "why are you in my room?"
"I need a hole punch." Said Sirius "So I can punch holes in my sliced cheese and make Swiss cheese! Long live Swiss cheese!" Sirius ran into Remus' room to look for a hole punch.
Snape had a tantrum then went into the kitchen to find Remus eating a huge barrel of pudding. When everybody was in the room Snape made an announcement.
"I think Remus has an unhealthy addiction to pudding!" screamed Snape so loud it hurt everybody's ears. Remus started to cry.
"IT'S TRUE!" cried Remus "I'M A MONSTER!" he cried so hard he couldn't see anything then he tried to run to his room but ran into the wall instead. That caused him to become unconscious.
It was at that moment when Steve the violin player said something for the first time since living at the house of Black.
"Les cochon! Les cochon! Hi hi hi! Ho ho ho!" said Steve the violin player.
"Oh no!" screamed Harry "Steve the violin player is possessed by my sardine sandwich!" Harry ran to the church to pray for Steve the violin player.
"Snape!" said Sirius "is he really possessed?"
"NO!" said Snape "He's French!"
"NOOOOOOO!" cried Sirius very dramatically. "THAT'S EVEN WORSE! WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"He clearly said "The pigs! The pigs! Hi hi hi! Ho ho ho!"" said Snape very seriously. "He was probably just calling you and Harry pigs. Since that is quite true." Suddenly Remus woke up.
"Where's the mysterious man?" asked Remus
"The mysterious man is on vacation in Honolulu." Answered Snape
"Where's Harry?" asked Sirius
"Who cares?" said Snape and Remus at the same time. That's when Harry came back carrying a priest.
"This priest will make Steve not be possessed anymore!" Said Harry.
"STEVE IS NOT POSSESED!" yelled Snape having a tantrum.
"Oh.." said Harry throwing the priest out the window.
The priest land on Dumbledore.
"IT'S RAINING PREIST'S! AGGGHJHHH! RUN!" screamed Dumbledore running for his life.
Back inside the house Sirius decided to read "The outsiders" aloud to everyone.
"AAGGGGHHHHHH!" screamed Snape having a tantrum "I HATE THE OUTSIDERS! WHY MUST YOU READ THE OUTSIDERS? WHY NOT CLUELESS?"
"Because I have become a professional Outsider reader." Said Sirius.
Suddenly a naked baby ran across the room, Sirius tripped over a drunken midget, Snape rubbed his ear and a genie came out of it.
"I am the genie that lives in Snapes ear!" said the genie "I shall now grant you three wishes! What shall they be?"
"Oh! Let me wish!" shrieked Sirius. "I wish I was an Oscar Myers wiener!" He then turned into an Oscar Myers wiener.
"NOOOOOO!" yelled Harry "My godfather can't be an Oscar Myers wiener. What will the guy's at school think?"
"They'll think you're an idiot. Same as always." Said Snape.
"I wish Sirius wasn't an Oscar Myers wiener!" said Harry. Sirius turned into himself again.
"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!" screamed Sirius at Harry. Sirius then beat Harry up with a doughnut.
"I wish I had an endless supply of pudding!" said Remus who then had an endless supply of pudding.
Snape had the hugest tantrum so far because his wishes had been idiotically wasted. The genie didn't want to go near Snape while he was having a tantrum so he went to live in Dumbledore's ear.
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