Everybody was eating supper in the kitchen. Except Snape. Snape was in his room having a tantrum.
"When I grow up I want to be macaroni salad." Said Sirius, who was eating macaroni salad for supper.
"That's impossible" said Remus, who was eating pudding for supper "First of all: you're already grown up. Second of all: It's impossible to be macaroni salad."
"Oh…" said Sirius sadly. His hopes and dreams had just been shattered.
Suddenly Snape ran into the room. His skin was died orange, his hair and eyebrows were died Green, and he was wearing overalls.
"LOOK AT ME!" yelled Snape "I'm an umpa lumpa!"
"Oh!" squealed Sirius happily "Can you sing an umpa lumpa song for us?"
"Yes!" said Snape whom then sang his personal umpa lumpa song:
"Umpa Lumpa doopity didiot
Sirius Black is a great big idiot
Umpa Lumpa Doopity Dobot
He's as dumb as a deep-fried robot
What do you get when your roommates a wimp?
Walking around like a Siamese chimp?
I wonder if his brain is made of lead.
Or maybe his mother dropped him on his head?
That might explain a lot.
Umpa Lumpa doopity dool.
Maybe Sirius should go to high school
But would be to advance for him.
He belongs in Umpa Lumpa Kindergarten!"
Everybody stared at Snape for a while. Then Sirius started to cry a bit.
"That was so beautiful!" sobbed Sirius hugging Snape very tightly.
"NOOO!" howled Snape having another tantrum "That was supposed to make him sad! He was supposed to be sad I say! SAAAAAAAADDD!" Snape ran to his room to make another plan to make Sirius sad.
"Guess what?" said Sirius "I have become an author! And I have written my first story! I shall now read my story aloud!" he then read his story out loud.
" The night before Easter: By Sirius Black" said Sirius.
"'Twas the night before Easter and all through the cape
Not a man was stirring except for Severus Snape-"
"Stop reading Sirius!" demanded Remus "Go to your room!" Sirius went to his room.
"Look!" said Harry "Look at my pet toaster!" everyone looked at Harry. Harry had a toaster on a leash.
"What's a toaster?" asked Remus. Steve the violin player and the mysterious man shrugged. Steve the violin player actually didn't shrug because it is impossible to shrug and play the violin at the same time. But he would have if it were possible.
"Well…I'm going to build the first ever transmortifier so I can transform myself into a can of gravy!"
Ten seconds later harry came down the stairs carrying a big box that had "transmortifier" written on it.
"You built the transmortifier that fast?" asked Remus shocked.
"No, I remembered that I built one last year." Said Harry. Harry walked into the box and said "Can of gravy!"
When Harry walked out of the box he was a can of gravy.
"Wow!" said Remus. "Can I use your transmortifier to transform all Snapes socks into pudding?"
"Gravy. Gravy" said Harry the can of Gravy. Gravy was the only word cans of gravy were capable of saying. So Remus used the transmortifier to transform all of Snapes socks into pudding. That's when Snape walked down the stairs and had a tantrum cuz all his socks were now pudding.
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