Disclaimer: Read last entries…I should say something exciting though…hmm…how about, I, The Almighty Moonbay11 do not own Harry Potter what so ever, though it might be fun to own him…hehe…-giggles-…chains and whips…-get glares from other fans-…HEY! I never said I wouldn't share…you have to admit that it has crossed your mind before and if it hasn't, there must be something wrong with you…

P.S. The beginning has no purpose…okay, maybe a little…but it is mostly there for my amusement…but I promise the rest has a point!

P.P.S MWHAHAHA!

Time Slip

Chapter Seven

Seriously Hairy Situation

Harry was walking down a long corridor. It seemed to go on forever. It felt like he was suppose to find someone but he didn't know who, so he hurried up, running down the hall. Finally, he saw a light at the end. As he ran faster he heard voices. He got to the end and was greeted by a huge door with weird designs that seemed to shifting and moving in weird movements. He didn't care though…he whipped the door open, stepped through and fell down. Harry seemed to float down, passing weird flashbacks.

Suddenly, he landed on the ground. "Wha'cha doing?" someone asked and Harry looked up unto a very cute looking girl, but that didn't seem right…who was she. It suddenly hit him…that voice…it was Remus wearing, of all things, a school girl uniform…Slytherin one too…

"Why are you wearing THAT?" Harry asked as he took the hand that Remus offered him

Remus pulled him up and smiled. "It's what I was told to wear…he said it makes me look sexy…"

"Who said?" Harry asked. Remus just smirked.

"Shall we go?" he asked Harry and grabbed his wrist and dragged him.

"WHO SAID?" Harry shouted as he was pulled through a field of flowers that smelled vaguely of steak.

Remus sighed. "You know who…"

Harry heart stopped. "No way…"

The man wearing the skirt smirked. "Yes way babe…" Harry glared at him. "Oh, sweet thang, don't be mad at me…I am to bring you to your father."

"Why?"

"Can't you shut up for more then five seconds?"

"No."

Remus sighed again and came to an abrupt halt. "We're here…" Harry looked up to see a huge gold throne. The back board of the throne was so huge that there was a door built into it and out came a figure clad in brilliant orange robe that was covered in vegetable designs. On his head was a huge pea, which was kind of like a helmet and in his hand was an over large carrot. Remus bowed slightly. "All mighty King of Peas and Other Vegetables I have brought your son…"

James nodded and the pea helmet shook. "Thank you dear King of Skirts and Other Womanly Things." Remus nodded to that statement. "Will you please go get the King of Kinky and the King of Boogers?"

Remus nodded again and walked behind the throne. Harry just kind of stared at him and realized that his ass was kind of hott in that skirt…he shook his head and looked up at 'King' James. James smiled. "Nice of you to join me Prince Vegetable."

"My pleasure…" Harry said uncertainly. James smirked. There was a creak and Harry turned to see Remus, who was still in the Slytherin school girl uniform, Peter, who was wearing a yellowish-green robe, and Sirius, who was wearing tight black leather pants, his hair hanging down, big black shiny boots, handcuffs on holders on his waist, black tattoos around his upper arm and a long, black whip in his hands. Harry stared at Sirius and almost started to drool.

Sirius smiled most sexily at him. "Is this your sacrfic…I mean son?" Harry looked at horror at Sirius.

James laughed evilly and nodded his head which fell off and rolled to in front of Harry. The head just kept on laughing, even as mashed potatoes came spurting from James neck. "Yes, my SACRFICE has joined us!"

Harry started to back away. Peter started heading towards him but that wasn't what made his heart stop for the second time…what made his heart stop was to see the sexily dressed Remus strut up to the even hotter dressed Sirius and they started to go at it. "Time to go Poppet…" Peter said evilly as he made a grab for Harry.

"NOOOOOO!" Harry shouted as he backed up more, to get away from the laughing head of James, the preceding Peter, and the hott make out session between Remus and Sirius that broke his heart…

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…Harry woke up with a start. His heart was pounding as he looked around trying to focus on the room that wasn't that familiar. He turned his head and even though he didn't have his glasses on, he could see someone who looked very much like him sleeping like an angel next to him.

Suddenly it all came back to him. Where he was, who he was with…he took deep breathes to calm his heart. When he calmed down enough, he grabbed his glasses and looked around. Peter was still sleeping in a lump on the floor; Remus was still sleeping on the chair, his head leaning to one side and his longish hair spilling over the side of the piece of furniture; and Sirius, who was still sleeping in a lump under the covers of a quilt on the couch. Harry looked back down at his father, who looked slightly childish when he was sleeping like that. Harry shook his head and looked at the clock. It read 7:00A.M.

'I won't wake them up.' Harry thought silently as he stood up and started to sneak out of the room. He stopped suddenly when he heard James mutter. He turned around and listened to James.

"Oh Lily…yes…hmmm…nice…" he was muttering, rolling onto his side. Harry looked thoroughly disgusted and practically ran from the room to get away from the fantasying James. 'Eww…I know they had to do that to have me, but that doesn't mean I want to hear James dreaming about it.' Harry was so thoroughly disgusted that he didn't look at his surroundings until he got to the bathroom door and he really didn't pay attention then either until he went to open the door and heard singing.

He stopped with his hand resting on the door handle and his heart pounding. 'Damn,' he thought, 'I really need to pay attention…I almost walked in on someone…' Harry was going to go when he just caught a word of the song the person was singing and realized whoever was singing had a soft, deep baritone voice that probably could lull a fierce dragon into peacefulness. He leaned his head against the door and listen. His eyes started to close. He wasn't even paying attention to the words anymore…the voice was to beautiful…the way it raised to high peaks, then crashed into soft deep crevices as if it were a wave rising and falling to the winds demands.

The voice didn't even stop when the water was turned off. It just kept on going, like nothing could ever stop it…

Harry didn't know how long he was there, leaning against the door just listen to the sad love song, but he did realized that it must have been a long time because he was startled when a voice asked, "What are you doing Harry?"

Harry jumped away from the door as if it had burned him. He turned his startled gaze to the concerned gaze of one Remus Lupin. His eyes widened and his face started to turn slightly pink. 'NO!' Harry demanded silently. 'NO MORE BLUSHING!' It must have worked; because his cheeks had stopped burning…rather it was the back of his neck. 'Better…' he thought happily. He smiled at Remus and was going to reply when the door opened wide and there stood none other then Sirius Black…in a towel…around his waist…slightly low…

Harry gulped at the sight but he refused to blush. Sirius looked at Harry and Remus and his faced looked slightly confused. He then smiled. "So, is this a party? Why wasn't I invited?"

Remus sighed. "No, it's not a party. I just walked here and Harry was leaning on the door."

Sirius looked startled and looked at Harry. His wish to not blush any more wasn't being heeded anymore. His cheeks started to flush and Sirius' startled face turned to one of concern. He put the back of his hand to Harry's forehead. "Are you alright? Do you feel sick?"

Sirius looked so concerned that Harry felt guilty for making him worry. Harry shook his hand. "No, I'm fine."

"Then why were you leaning on the door?" he asked curiously.

Harry was mentally smacking himself. 'Stupid, stupid, STUPID! Now you are going to have to admit that you were getting off on listening to your Godfathers voice.' 'Was NOT!' Harry argued mentally back. 'Was TOO!' 'WAS NOT!' Harry swallowed and opened his mouth to reply, but Remus got to it first.

"He was probably trying not to laugh at your singing."

Sirius gasped and stepped back. "My singing can't kill anyone!"

"I never said that."

"…" Sirius was speechless.

"I thought it was beautiful!" Harry said suddenly, trying to defend his Godfather. Remus and Sirius looked at him. Harry clamped his mouth shut fast and once again was mentally scolding himself for getting himself into a predicament.

Harry looked at Sirius and saw that he was smiling brilliantly. "SEE! He thought I sing good!"

"Well."

"Excuse me?"

"You mean 'well' not 'good'. You sing well. You never sing good." Remus replied with a sigh. "You're grammar sucks."

Sirius huffed. "I couldn't give a rat's ass about my grammar! I am just happy that SOMEONE likes my singing!" He then hugged Harry, which wasn't good seeing as Sirius was still slightly wet and wearing a towel that seemed to be coming untied.

Since Sirius was giving Harry a bone crushing hug, they didn't notice that someone else had come into the room, who very much did NOT like the scenario. There was a growl and someone said from the shadows, "Get your nasty mitts off my son."

Sirius and Harry jumped away from each other and looked to see a murderous James and Remus who seemed if he was trying hard not to laugh, which wasn't working so well since his face started to turn purple. "They are NOT nasty! I just took a shower!" Sirius shouted and Harry looked up to him. Harry eyes narrowed slightly when he saw that his cheeks were slightly redder then usually. 'Must be the heat from the bath…' Harry thought.

James growled some more and stalked up towards Sirius and glared up at him, since Sirius was slightly taller. Sirius glared down. They both looked about ready to kill each other when Remus interrupted, "I think you guys really shouldn't kill each other in front of Harry…it might ruin his trip here if the people he came to see murder each other off." Sirius and James turned their glares from each other to Harry, but they weren't glaring anymore…they looked sadly at him.

"Oi, sorry son…I guess I shouldn't be killing him off…"

Sirius shoulders seem to sag. "Yeah…I'm sorry too…I guess I shouldn't kill off half your gene pole…"

Harry smiled at them both. "It's alright…all I really want is a shower."

Three of the Marauders smiled at him. "I can get changed and you are more then welcomed to take it." Sirius said as he walked back into the bathroom and came back with his PJ's. "I'll just go to my room and get changed."

He started down the hall before Harry realized what he said. "You have your own bedroom?"

Sirius turned around and smiled at him. "Yeah. We all have our own bedrooms." And with that said, he walked down a corner and disappeared. Harry sighed and disappeared into the bathroom.

Remus and James turned to look at each other. Remus smirked at James. He opened his mouth to say something, but James cut him off. "I know, I know. You don't have to say it."

Remus snickered. "Oh, but I must ask. Don't we all have our own bathrooms too?"

James growled as he headed down the hall to his room. "Yes…bloody mutt…"

Remus could still be heard laughingas James disappeared into his room. A sleepy Peter came up behind Remus. "What's so funny? What did I miss?"

Remus just smiled and patted Peter on the head. "You didn't miss much…just a seriously hairy situation."