"I need a doctor! I need a doctor!" screamed Sirius running into the living room "My hand hurts!" he cried pathetically.
"Well I'll take a look at it" said Snape "But I remind you: I'm an expert on humans, not robots."
"Im not a robot." Said Sirius, who's hand no longer hurt. "Ahgggghhh! OHMIGOD!" screamed Sirius, freaking out and jumping on the mysterious man. Remus grabbed Sirius and held him back. The mysterious man ran to Jamaica to work on his tan.
"What was that about?" asked Remus to Sirius.
"Oh. I gave up on finding a job and joined the MMF. That means mysterious man fanclub." Said Sirius matter-of-factly.
"Oh…" said Remus
"Right…" said Snape
"Gravy…" said Harry the can of gravy.
"SHUT UP HARRY THE CAN OF GRAVY!" screamed Remus whacking Harry the can of gravy with a TV remote. That caused the TV to turn on.
"AAAGGGGHHHH!" screamed Sirius "WHAT'S THAT?" he pointed at the TV.
"I don't know!" screamed Snape panicking "Were did it come from? REMUS! WHY AREN'T YOU PANICKING!" Remus was eating pudding.
"Cuz I don't give a crap?" said Remus.
"HARRY THE GRAVY CAN!" shrieked Sirius "WHAT IS THAT!"
"Gravy." Said Harry the can of Gravy.
"Oh… ok!" said Snape and Sirius who stopped panicking because gravy is not very scary at all.
"I just saw something incredibly cool!" said Sirius pointing at the TV. "In the gravy, there was a lion eating a pink Popsicle, plus some green ones that were so beautiful, I fell to my knees and cried." Nobody listened simply because nobody cared.
Snape was hungry. He was about to open the fridge when he heard somebody inside it.
"WHOOP! WHOOP!" whooped the man in the fridge "WHOOP! WHOOP!"
"There's someone whooping in the fridge again," said Snape to Remus.
"I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS!" said Remus opening the fridge. Out came a…metal pole! The pole began to sing:
"I'm the grumpy old pole, that lives in your fridge!
HEY!
I'm the grumpy old pole, that lives in your fridge!
WHO'S THERE?
If you want to eat something all you have to do is this, all you have to do is this:
EAT THIS WAX!"
The pole gave Snape and Remus chunk's of wax. They both shrugged and ate the wax. The pole then jumped out the window for no reason. Snape ate a balloon.
"I just tripped and fell down the stairs!" screamed Sirius who had just fell down the stairs. "My dream has come true! I've only got two dreams left! To be invisible and to be married to a mailman, who is in fact a girl!"
"I was about to turn you invisible so you'd be less annoying" said Snape "But if it's your dream I don't think I will." He put his wand away. Sirius became very depressed.
"The MMF is the coolest club ever!" said Sirius trying to get people to join the club.
"Who's in it?" asked Snape 'Just you and Dumbledore?"
"NOOOOOO! Me, Dumbledore, bookyboo, maraunder4ever, little Mimi aquarie159, little Mimi, Linnyloo, Sirius's Daughter, Hitome-Catdemon of Water, poke ze Jello, prongs-gurl202113, xmaraudergirlsx, and bananafritters." Said Sirius.
"Wow!" said Remus "They have very odd names!""Gravy!" agreed Harry the can of Gravy.
Wow! That was a very odd chapter!
I don't think i'll be writing anymore chapters for a while...
Join the MMF just because you can!