Sirius walked in the house after a long day of doing nothing, wearing his disguise and a shirt that said "I love Pepsi Blue!" on it.
"AHHHGGGG!" screamed Snape, having a tantrum, because his most hated thing was Pepsi Blue.
"I must agree with Snape," said Remus who had ran out of pudding and was know filling his shoes and pockets (and underwear) with fresh new chocolate pudding. "Pepsi Blue tastes like crap."
Mysterious man and Steve the violin player nodded in agreement.
"Gravy!" agreed Harry the can of gravy who was donating his gravy for those who needed gravyer potatoes.
"I'm so sick and tired and exhausted and angry and pooped and tired of hearing that word!" screamed Sirius loosing his patience, which did not happen very often. He whipped out his magical fairy cheese dust and sprinkled it on Harry the can of gravy. Harry the can of gravy turned back into normal human Harry. What a bummer.
"Noooo!" screamed Snape and Remus at the same time.
"He's back! Oh no!" screamed Remus.
Snape had a completely silent tantrum. I'm not kidding. He didn't make a sound. Everyone else watched in complete amazement. Except Snape had already been having a tantrum when he had his new tantrum, so he was now having two tantrums at the same time! Snape is very multitalented that way.
"Wow!" said everybody including Harry.
"Hey!" cried Harry "I'm not Gravy anymore!" he started to cry and ran to his room.
Everybody also cried because they now realized they had to live with Harry.
"Swear!" sweared Sirius, who was now making eggs. "I burnt my egg to a crisp! I always do that."
"Yummy!" squealed Snape who loved his eggs burnt to a crisp. He shoved the egg in his pocket for later.
"I need a girlfriend." Decided Sirius. He then signed up for a matchmaker game show called " a matchmaker game show" where he would get to pick which of three girls would be his girlfriend.
Sirius put on his disguise and ran to the game show place for his TV debut. Meanwhile…
The rest of the people were playing Pictionary. It was Remus' turn to draw. He picked a card, which said he had to draw an old man beating a hamburger named Freckles with a cardboard box.
"That's easy!" said Remus. He drew something that looked suspiciously like pudding.
"Is it an old man beating a hamburger named Freckles with a cardboard box?" guessed Harry even though Harry is too stupid to answer a question right.
"YEAH!" said Remus. Snape had a tantrum.
"THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW PUDDING?" asked Snape loudly.
Remus shrugged and said, "Pudding's all I know how to draw."
At that moment Sirius came home with his new girlfriend: Professor Mcgonigal! Everybody was so scared; they stopped talking and became invisible.
"Hmmm…" said Mcgonigal lovingly "This place looks familiar." She didn't know her new boyfriend was in fact Sirius Black, because Sirius Black was still wearing his super Dee duper disguise!
Sirius pulled of his disguise and said lovingly "It is I! Sirius Black your one and only true love! Now you shall live in my house with me, Harry Remus, Steve the violin player, the mysterious man, and temporarily with Snape! You can share a room with my pet cantaloupe named Bunion!" Remember Bunion from the first chapter?
"NOOOOOO!" screamed Mcgonigal who then ran out the door screaming like a madman. You'd scream like a madman too if you had just came very close to living in the same house as Harry Potter.
"Oh well" said Sirius happily "She was old anyway." The others became visible again.
"Snape!" said Remus' proudly "I bought you fat free peanut butter to help you with your diet!" he held out the fat free peanut butter.
Snape gasped and said "What makes it fat free?"
"There's no sugar in it!" squealed Remus.
"Yuck!" yelled Sirius' in disgust. Sirius had just finished eating a large barrel absolutely full of extra sugary sugar.
Snape gasped "Where'd the sugar go?"
"In the barrel? I ate it!" said Sirius.
"Not in the barrel you twit!" gasped Snape "What happened to the sugar that's missing from the peanut butter?"
Remus shrugged "Maybe Sirius ate it. Here try this peanut butter."
Snape gasped, grabbed the peanut butter and ate a spoonful, and gasped again.
"It taste like wax! Yummy!" shrieked Snape happily. Him and Remus then ate the rest of the peanut butter with spoons cuz wax was their favorite flavor of peanut butter. It was their favorite flavor of anything actually. Except pudding. Pudding has to be chocolate.
Sirius did not join in since he was highly allergic to things that were not filled with sugary goodness. He then ate a hotdog with maple syrup.
"Yum!" said Sirius cutely.