"Can Ron sleep over?" asked Harry.
"Eew no" said Sirius looking disgusted. "He smells!"
"Too late! He's here already!" Harry pointed to Ron who was there already. Remus walked into the room and almost passed out.
"Gasp!" said Remus smelling something quite unpleasant. "Did the sewers explode?"
"Nope." Said Sirius sadly. Even the sewers exploding would smell better than Ron would. "Ron's here."
"Hey you guys! Guess what?" said Ron happily "I've got a girlfriend!"
Sirius laughed "Yeah right! And who is it? A house elf?" he said sarcastically. He continued laughing.
"Yup!" said Ron not catching on to the sarcasm, pulling the drunken Winky out of his pocket. "I love you!" said Ron to Winky. Suddenly Hermione ran into the room with a suitcase and her favorite big comfy couch.
"Make way for your highness the queen of Scotland!" screamed Hermione.
"Ooh!" squealed Harry "Were is she?"
"I AM THE QUEEN OF SCOTLAND YOU ROOSTER HEAD!" screamed Hermione. "I have come for the sleepover."
Hermione then pulled out a banana peel, crawled in to it as if it were a sleeping bag and fell asleep.
"Im utterly confused." Said Sirius suddenly. "Witch hand is my right hand?"
"This one!" said Harry pointing at Sirius' left hand.
Oliver wood suddenly jumped into the room with Lucius Malfoy.
"Were here for the sleep over!" said Lucius.
"Wow!" said Harry happily 'I feel so popular!"
"We didn't come here for you!" screamed Oliver "We came here for the free noodles and pie!" Lucius and Oliver had a feast of noodles and pie.
Harry turned into a leprechaun.
That's when Snape decided to get his hand stuck in a wine bottle.
"This is very uncomfortable." Remarked Snape.
"Just have a tantrum Snape." Said Remus "The friction will cause the bottle to fly off your hand and hit Harry in the head."
"I cant though!" cried Snape "I'm on my anti-tantrum antibiotics!"
"Oh…" said Remus "You're stuck like that then." Remus then ate some pudding and ran around in a circle at the same time. He accidentally tripped. The pudding flew across the room and hit Snape in the hand. That caused the bottle to fly off his hand and hit Harry in the head.
"Ouch!" said Harry. "My now my butt hurts!"
"But the bottle hit you in the head!" said Sirius "How can it hurt your butt?"
"CUUUUUZZZZ!" sang Harry "My head bones connected to my butt bone my butt bone's connected to my liver bone…" he continued singing until he had explained exactly how his body was put together.
"Harry, you are a very odd person." Said Snape.
"Am not," said Harry
"Are too" said Snape.
Snape and Harry then got into a very large fight.
"I'm sailing away!" sung Lucius in a beautiful voice. "Sailing open course for the virgin sea. Cuz I've got to be free! Free to face the world that's ahead of me!"
Sirius started to cry, "That was depressing." Said him.
Remus burst out laughing.
"Why is you laughing?" asked Sirius, sounding much like a house elf.
"My grandpa married a toad stool!" he continued to laugh hysterically and roll on the floor.
Snape did the worm.
Okay... First of all :I know Sirius isnt an idiot! I also know Harry isnt an idiot either and Ron dosent smell like exploded sewer! Harry is also not a can of gravy. If I had all the characters in my story like they are in the actuall book it wouldnt be very funny at all. Therfore I would appreciate people not telling me I'm wrong about Sirius. I'm not trying to be rude, i'm just defending myself.
Second of all: Join the MMF and maybe I'll put the mysterious man and Steve the violin player back in the story.