"CD's are the fruit of tomorrow!" cried Sirius, eating a Linkin Park CD.
"I know eh?" said Snape eating a Shania Twain CD.
"That was rude!" shrieked Shania Twain jumping out the window.
"Why does everybody always jump out our window?" asked Harry jumping out the window.
"Cuz it's fun and amusing!" said Hermione and she jumped out the window.
Suddenly Ron had a heart attack.
"Isn't Ron a bit young to have a heart attack?" asked Remus. He threw Ron out the window. He accidentally fell out the window himself.
"You can have a heart attack at any age when you smell that bad." said Snape. He jumped out the window.
Sirius was reading the big book of laws.
"Did you know it's illegal for someone named Oliver to marry someone named Katrina?"
"Noooo!" screamed Oliver. "Now I can't marry my dear Katrina!" he jumped out the window.
"I guess it's just you and me eh?" said Lucius Malfoy to Sirius.
"Yup! Let's play Snakes and ladders!" said Sirius. They then played a very serious game of Snakes and Ladders.
Sirius started to chant Wednesday.
"Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday!" Lucius joined in.
When Remus walked in Sirius and Lucius were still chanting Wednesday.
"Wow!" said Remus.
Steve the violin player suddenly fell through the roof and landed on Lucius. Lucius passed out unconsciously.
"Hey! Where'd you go?" asked Sirius who hadn't even noticed that Steve the violin player had been missing from the last chapters. Steve the violin player answered by playing the Sesame Street song on his violin.
"Oh." Said Sirius.
"Can I borrow thirty bucks Sirius?' asked Harry walking into the house.
"WHY!" bellowed Sirius.
"School starts in three days and I still didn't get my books and supply's." said Harry sadly.
"Nooo! Who do you think I am? You're guardian?" asked Sirius.
"As a matter of fact…" said Harry.
"Actually you are Sirius." Said Remus.
"Too bad!" Sirius ran out of the room screaming.
"Fine then!" Said Harry "My new guardian is Snape!"
"NOOO!" screamed Snape in tantrumy terror. Snape ran out of the room. He now knew how Sirius felt. Harry ran of to the train station to spend three days waiting for the train.
"Finally!" said Remus "Harry is gone!"
Remus, Mysterious Man, and Steve the violin player celebrated by roasting pickles on an open fire.
Snape listened to a song called "Heaven 911". It made him cry like crazy. If you've ever heard that song you know how incredibly sad it is.
Sirius fell down the stairs again.
"SIRIUS! STOP FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS!" screamed Snape having a tantrum.
"TOO BAD!" screamed Sirius. Sirius and Snape got in a huge food fight.
Remus broke it up by handing everybody a serving of pudding.
"YUUMMMYYYYY!" screamed Sirius and Snape.