Sirius decided to bug Snape. So he ran up to Snape and poured ranch salad dressing on his head. Snape had a tantrum and grabbed Sirius by the throat.
"AAAHHHHGGGGG!" yelled Snape.
" Parley! I invoke the right of Parley!" said Sirius.
"What are you talking about?" asked Snape letting go of Sirius.
"I donno." Said Sirius shrugging "Parley just sounded like a good word to say at that moment."
"Oh" said Snape thoughtfully.
"Is there such thing as vampires?" asked Sirius.
"Yes." Said Remus even though he didn't actually know if that was true.
"AHHHHGGGG!" screamed Sirius hiding under the kitchen sink.
"Hi Snape." Said Remus for some reason.
"Hi Remus." Said Snape "How's you're mother?"
"Fine actually." Said Remus
"That's good to hear." Said Snape.
"Hey!" exclaimed Sirius all of a sudden, holding something up "Look at the jeans I just found under the sink!"
"Sirius those aren't jeans." Said Remus "It's a turkey"
"Ouch!" said Sirius as the turkey attacked him.
Snape started to run around like crazy.
"STOP RUNNING YOU FOOL!" yelled Remus who was starting to feel nauseous.
"Remus!" said Snape "Can we get a puppy? PLEEEEAAAASSSEEE!"
"No." said Remus. "It will remind us too much of our poor dead Sirius. God bless his soul."
"But I'm not dead." Said Sirius.
"Oh yeah!" said Remus 'okay. We can get a dog."
"Good cuz I already got one." Said Snape talking a pink poodle out of his briefcase. "I shall name him Pork Chop!"
Snape hugged Pork Chop so hard he turned into a sardine sandwich.
"He's...He's…DEAD!" sobbed Snape in a sobbing kind of way.
"No he's not, " said Sirius "He's just a sardine sandwich!" he ate the sardine sandwich "Okay! Now he's dead. Oops"
"NOOOO!" screamed Snape in agony.
"Everybody stop talking!" screamed Remus "There's too much dialog happening!"
Everybody stopped talking. That made everybody get very bored. Sirius decided to run out of the house.
"That was odd," said Snape when Sirius was out of sight.
"Where'd he go?" asked Snape
"Who cares?" asked Remus
Suddenly Steve the violin player burst out in tears. He continues to cry and play the violin at the same time while Remus, Snape and the mysterious man stared with wide eyes.
"Why's he crying?" screamed Snape panicking. He then had a tantrum.
"Maybe he's hungry?" asked Remus.
"No. He can't be hungry on account of he just ate a ten pond hamburger." Said Snape in mid tantrum.
Remus, Mysterious man and Snape decided to ignore Steve the violin player.
"Remus what would you do if I took my clothes of and ran around the neighborhood naked?" asked Snape
"I'd probably pull all my hair out and jump of a large building Snape"
said Remus.
"Oh…yeah me too." Said Snape.