The many Jobs of Sirius Black
Ch 17: The First Task
"Hey! You guys!" said Sirius once again. "My story got published in Chicken Soup For The Turkish Soul!" He held up his copy of "Chicken soup for the Turkey soul"
"Meh" said Snape who then put a curse on Remus.
"Hey! said Remus "What was that curse about?"
"Now if you say the words "Brown Jug' you will explode. " said Snape sadly "sorry."
"It's okay." said R4mus "As if I'll ever even say "Brown jug" Remus then exploded.
"Uh Oh!" said Snape "Don't worry Remus!I'll unexploded you!" He then used dark magic to unexploded Remus.
"Wow" said Remus who wasn't exploded anymore.
"Hey Remus!" said Sirius "Point up and spell 'I met'!"
"Remus pointed up and said "I-M-E-T" But of course if you say that out loud it sounds like you said "I am E.T"
"IMPOSTER!" screamed E.T the extra terrestrial. E.T grabbed an alien hamburger and beat Remus senseless. Remus didn't feel anything it because he had too much pudding in his blood stream to feel pain. Suddenly Hermione ran in and fell in love with E.T.
"Hey E.T!" said Hermione romaticly "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart!"
"Woah! said Snape in awe "What a corny attempt at being romantic!"
E.T and Hermione left in a dreamy cloud of romantic romance.
"I love this rubber duck!" said Sirius who was holding a cute little rubber duck. " He is is cute! In fact i love him so much that if anyone but me touches him I will personally kick them hard! I shall never let him out of my sight! Me and this rubber duck will now go to my room to play Chinese checkers!" Sirius ran off to his room.
Five minutes later Sirius was back.
"Would you believe I forgot my rubber duck?" said Sirius who then grabbed his rubber duck and ran to his room.
"You guys are my best friends!' said Snape.
"Thats new." said Remus.
Mysterious man walked into the room wearing a hat that said MMF on it.
"You joined your own club?" asked Remus.
Mysterious man nodded and did the hockie pockie. Remus watched in amazement while Snape had a tantrum.
"The hockie pockie looks so weird without the song to go woth it.
"Agreed!" agreed Snape.
Mrs. Weasley walked into the house happily
"I like myself!" said Mrs Weasley.
"I like you too!" said Remus.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?" screamed/sobbed Mrs. Weasley.
Remus shrugged "Not really" said Remus
"I hate you all!" screamed Mrs Weasley running out of the house.
"I hate her!" said Remus.
"Nodd" nodded Snape
Steve the violin player put on a sombrero and did a little dance while playing the banjo.
"I thought he played the violin" said Snape in a confused matter.
"He does of course!" said Remus
"NEWSFLASH!" screamed Sirius walking in " My new job includes wolves!"
"Really?" said Remus
"no" said Sirius and he sat in a fluffy chair.
"I see" said Remus eating a coffee bean.
"EUCK!" said Remus spitting out the coffee bean " I THOUGHT THAT WAS PUDDING! WHAT A NASTY SURPRIZE!"
"No kidding?" said Sirius.
The end (of this chapter)