The many Jobs of Sirius Black

Ch 18: The last chapter 

Sirius barged through the door and opened his large noisy mouth and said, "I bought a computer!"

"What's that?" asked Snape.

"It's a muggle devise that allows you to work, play games, and talk to people all over the world!" said Sirius happily.

"You idiot!" said Snape having a tantrum "You need one of those pluggy in thingies in your wall to hook up a computer!"

"So?" asked Sirius stupidly.

"WE DONT HAVE ANY!" roared Snape very loudly.

"Oh darn!" said Sirius throwing the computer in the garbage.

"Do you know what's good about today?" asked Remus.

"Harry's not here?" said Snape.

"Right!" said Remus.

Suddenly Harry walked in. He was strangely painted red.

"AAAGGGHHH!" screamed everybody who was capable of screaming.

"Why aren't you at school?" shrieked poor Remus.

"I got expelled for being red." said Harry sadly.

"Why are you red?" asked Snape

"Because I am red man!" said Harry heroically "Ands I rule!"

"Ok! You can stay on one condition!" said Sirius

"What?" said Snape and Remus angrily. "We don't want him here!"

"Don't worry!' said Sirius real sneaky, "I'll make the condition something impossible that he cant possibly do so he'll have to leave!"

"Oh!" said Snape impressed "Very good idea."

"Exactly!" said Sirius "Ok Harry, you can stay on one condition… make there be a lightning bolt scar on your forehead!"

That caused everybody to groan massive groans.

"Hey!" said Harry after a minute of hard attempts to grow a lighting bolt scar. "I just remembered I already have one of those!"

"Duh" said Remus.

"Yay!" said Harry "I can stay!" He then ran to his room to fall out the window.

"Agghh!" yelled Snape running in with spray paint in his eyes "My eyes burn!"

"How did you get spray paint in your eyes?" asked Remus

"I wanted black eyes so I tried to spray paint them with pink spray paint! WAAHHH!"

"If you wanted black eyes" said Remus "Why did you spray paint your eyes with pink spray paint?"

"Hamm!" said Snape whose eyes did not hurt anymore "I guess that was stupid!"

"Merry Christmas!" said Sirius wisely.

"Its not Christmas yet" said Snape

"Exactly!" said Sirius as if he had just said something incredibly smart.

Suddenly Dumbledore ran by the opened the window and threw a bomb into the house! Oh my god!

"EEK!" screamed everybody!

The bomb blew up releasing red gas. In the middle of the gas appeared…Mrs. Weasley! Ah crap.

"Mrs. Weasley! What are you doing here?" asked Remus hiding the expensive gold silverware he had stolen from Mrs. Weasley house, behind his back.

"I am Iron man!" said Mrs. Weasley

"I knew you were to masculine to be a girl!" said Sirius.

"ROAR!" roared Mrs. Weasley "I am a girl! I am a girl Iron man!"

"That makes no sense!" cried Sirius in confusion.

And that is the end of my jolly little tale. But there are a few more things I should mention before I end the story. Mrs. Weasley fell out the window (like so many people had done before her) and got ran over by a zamboni. Sirius, Remus, Mysterious man, Snape and Steve the violin player lived happily together. Snape decided to move in permanently. Everybody even managed to get used to the annoying Harry boy. I ran out of blank paper and couldn't print my history project. The MMF (mysterious man fan club) will always be the coolest club ever and will go on to take over the world! I would also like to mention Bilbo Baggins. He rules! Yay Bilbo!

The End (unless I one day decide to make a sequel to this story.)