Hey everyone! I'm back with another chapter of Ultimate Alliance What If...?! Let's begin!
I DON'T OWN ANYONE IN THIS SERIES!*
Watcher: Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility, where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. I am the Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and ponder the question... What if?
We were seeing space at this moment.
Watcher: The galaxy, to your eyes, a hundred billion points of light. But where you see light, I see worlds and countless stories that fill them.
Now, we see a Ravager at the planet Morag infront of a temple.
Watcher: But in a Multiverse of infinite possibility, is your destiny determined by your nature or by the nature of your world?
That's when the Ravager went inside the temple with glowing purple eyes. As he was heading towards the Power Stone in it's capsals, he used a device to take it from it's prison. But...
Korath: Drop it! Drop it now! Who are you? Identify yourself.
Ravager: Who, me? I am just an ordinary junker. But there is one name you may know me by.
That's when he took off his mask reaveling him to be...
Korath: Oh, my. Star Lord! I'm a huge fan of your work. What are you doing here?
Star Lord T'Challa: That was not the reaction I was expecting.
Kree guards: [growling]
Kroath: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop! Show some respect. This is the Star Lord, legendary outlaw. Steals from the powerful and gives to the powerless. Should we be bowing? I feel like we should be bowing. I mean, unless we should be kneeling.
Star Lord T'Challa: Neither is necessary.
Kroath: Please. You are a lord.
Star Lord T'Challa: It is not an official title. Nor is it one I am comfortable with.
Kroath: [laughing] Of course you would be humble. Classic Star Lord. I almost wish I didn't have to take that from you.
Star Lord T'Challa: Surely something this powerful is better off in my hands.
Kroath: It's just that my boss, Ronan, super, super intense. But I could be convinced to make a career change
Star Lord T'Challa: Appreciate the interest, but we're all staffed up.
Kroath: Oh, totally. Totally get it. But at least now I get to spar with you.
Star Lord T'Challa: I guess if that's really what you want.
Kroath: Oh, it shall be the honor of my life. Oh. Uh, should I not use the gun?
Star Lord T'Challa: Go ahead.
Kroath: Really?
Star Lord T'Challa: Please.
Kroath: No, it's not a problem. I'll get rid of it.
Star Lord T'Challa: It's okay.
Kroath: You sure?
Star Lord T'Challa: Go ahead, use the gun.
Kroath: That is so generous of you.
Star Lord T'Challa: [smirks] Ready?
Korath: Oh, yes. [gets punch by him] Oh. [groaning] You do not disappoint, my lord. So nimble, so spry.
Star Lord T'Challa: I'm right here. Hit me. [gets punch in the face]
Kroath: Oh. My lord! I didn't mean to...
Star Lord T'Challa: That is what we're here for. Do it again. But this time, faster. Harder.
Kroath: Really? [tries to punch him]
Star Lord T'Challa: I barely moved. Hit me.
That's when Kroath punch the Power Stone's energy cage and gets electrucuted.
Kroath: [screams] Classic Star Lord. [faints]
Star Lord T'Challa: Now I almost feel bad.
That's when the two Kree soilders started to shoot him. As they were doing that T'Challa used the device to created a shockwave to send the two to the ceiling. As he starts to leave, he looked at Kroath and thought.
Star Lord T'Challa: Well, I have hired worse.
He decided to take Kroath with him. But as he got outside, more Kree soilders were there!
Kree soilder: Freeze, Ravager. We have you outnumbered.
Star Lord T'Challa: It would appear, but a Ravager never flies solo.
As he said that, nothing happened.
Star Lord T'Challa: I said, "A Ravager never flies solo."
Kree soilder: Uh, is that some kind of catchphrase?
That's when something started to kill the Kree soilders!
Kree soilders: [groans]
Turns out, it was Yondu whistling with his arrow to kill them.
Star Lord T'Challa: You had me worried for a second.
Yondu: [sees Kroath] Who's the Sleeping Beauty?
Star Lord T'Challa: A new recruit. He was after this as well. [throws capsale to him]
Yondu: Mmm-hmm. Thermal signature's off the chart. You know, if we wanted to have some real fun, We'd make like the old days and sell thsi bad boy to the highest bidder.
Star Lord T'Challa: If we made like the old days, you'd only have half of your teeth. Beside, wouldn't you rather use it to jump-start the Krylorians' dying star, save their system from extinction? You know as well as I, no treasure is worth as much as the good that can be done with it.
Yondu: Ah. That's my boy.
As their ship arrives and flies them into space, the Watcher was watching them.
Watcher: Though our hero's destiny might lie in the stars above, the beginning of his journey was much down-to-Earth.
[flashback]
We're now in Wakanda in the 1988, where we see young T'Challa with his father.
Young T'Challa: I am tired of living in a bubble. There's an entire world out there, Baba.
King T'Chaka: Yes, one of war, violance, hatred. That world has nothing to offer Wakanda.
Young T'Challa: There must be more. But we must be brave enough to search for it.
King T'Chaka: I do understand, my son. Though the blood of a king runs through your veins, it is pumped by the heart of an explorer. But as someone who has ventured out into the greater world, let me assure you, all you will find there is destruction and pain. Those people do not understand our way of life. [leaves him]
Later, he was running through a field and throwing a spear, the Watcher was watching him.
Watcher: What you call destiny is just an equation, a product of variables.
Young T'Challa then went out of the kingdom's wall.
Watcher: Right place, right time, or in some instance, the wrong place at the wrong time. As fate would have it, at that very moment, a Ravagers spacecraft was arrived on Earth to abduct the spawn of the Celectial, Ego.
That's when a Ravager ship hovered above him, and abducts him!
Young T'Challa: Cool.
Watcher: But in this universe, Yondu outsourced the assignment to his subordinates.
As he enters the captain's bay, Yondu look at his crew with anger.
Yondu: [mad] You morons grabbed the wrong kid.
Kraglin Obfonteri: Uh-uh. Not so fast, Captain. Two see holes, two hear holes, one eat hole. Everything checks out.
Yondu: [shows hologram of young Peter Quill] Does this really look like Peter Quill yo y'all?
Taserface: Sure. I don't know. All humans look alike to me.
Kraglin Obfonteri: The cosmic reading where we was took nearly broke our dial. If there was anything not from that planet on that, it's there.
Young T'ChallaL Well, my home is built on an ancient Vibranium meteorite.
Yondu: You sure don't seem too freaked outabout all this, kid. What you doing out there all by yourself anyway?
Young T'Challa: Exploring the world.
Yondu: Sounds fun. But why stop at one world, huh? When we can show you all of them?
20 years later...
Their ship then lands on a planet where they went for a drink.
Star Lord T'Challa: Ravagers!
All: Ravagers!
Kroath: Star Lord, if you had to pick a favorite...
Star Lord T'Challa: Really, I could not say.
Kroath: I know, I know, so many heist, so many planets saved. Still, you must have one.
Taserface: How could you choose just one?
Korath: Oh! What about the Central Bank heist of Tarnax IV?
Yondu: Never hurts to hurt a Skrull, right?
[all laughing]
Woman Ravanger: That job paid for Kraglin's teeth.
Kroath: How about when you armed the Ankaran resistance?
Kraglin Obfonteri: Oh, man. Barely made it out of that one.
Kroath: How exactly did you stop Thanos, the Mad Titan, from decimating half of the universe? [hand is on his shoulder] Oh, no.
Turns out, that the hand was Thanos', as he was wearing the Ravanger's clothing.
Thanos: I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong. T'Challa here showed me there was more than one way to reallocate the universe's resources.
Star Lord T'Challa: Sometimes the best weapon in your arsenal is just a good argument.
Thanos: Aye, aye, captain. Although I still assert my plan was not without its merits.
[all groaning]
?: Don't start that shit again.
Turns out, who said that was Jake Sully in his Avatar body, and he was walking towards them.
Yondu: Well, well, well. Jake Sully, good to see you again.
Star Lord T'Challa: Still in the Avatar body I see.
Jake: Might as well, need to get off planet.
Yondu: Why? Neytiri giving you a hard time?
Jake: Not at all, since she's pregnant.
[all gasp]
Yondu: Wow, congrates man!
Star Lord T'Challa: How far along is she?
Jake: No clue yet. But Grace will keep me updated. But she said I might have more than one kid.
Yondu: Well, you got your hands full, Jake.
Star Lord T'Challa: I'll get you a drink, Jake.
He then leaves the group to get a drink at the bar, when Drake sees him.
Drake: Your money is no good here
Star Lord T'Challa: Please.
Drake: No, seriously. We only take cash.
Star Lord T'Challa: Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh... I have cash.
Drake: Wait. You are the Star Lord. You saved my home world from the Kree invasion.
Star Lord T'Challa: All in a day's work.
Drake: No, it took several days. Six, in fact. Let us take a picture to send to my wife and daughter.
Star Lord T'Challa: I would prefer- [as Drake grabs him] [groans]
[camera shutter clicks]
Drake: Oh, we should take another one. You look terrible. I look great.
Star Lord T'Challa: I'm sure it's fine.
Drake: No, I insist. It is a truly awful picture of you.
?: I don't know.
Turns out, it was Nebula with a blonde hair.
Nebula: He looks pretty good from where I'm standing.
Star Lord T'Challa: Nebula.
Nebula: Hey, Cha-Cha.
Star Lord T'Challa: [as Drake grabs him again] [yelps]
[camera shutter clicks]
Nebula: Pretty valuable loot you got here. The big guy know you have this?
Star Lord T'Challa: You mean your father?
Nebula: [chugs drink] He's lucky I call him the big guy.
Star Lord T'Challa: You know, he gardens now. You should talk to him. He really has changed.
Nebula: The past doesn't. [looks at his necklace] You still wear your past around your neck. You ever think of going back?
Star Lord T'Challa: Not much to go back to. When I was young, Yondu attempted to return me to Wakanda... but it had been destroyed.
Nebula: I'm sorry.
Star Lord T'Challa: Just another senseless war. Baba warned that was all humans know. turns out he was right.
Nebula: You lost your home, and now you save everyone else's. That's the name of this tune, huh?
Star Lord T'Challa: [chuckles] Something like that.
Nebula: Well, then, do I have a job for you.
Later that day...
Nebula: They're called the Embers of Genesis. Nutrient-rich cosmic dust from an ancient supernova with the power to terraform entire ecosystems. With one ounce, you can heal a dying planet in minutes. And with a payload the size we're talking...
Star Lord T'Challa: We could feed billions of people on millions of worlds, and eradicate hunger across the galaxy.
Kroath: Don't tell Captain Genocide over here. You might spoil his fun.
Nebula: [chuckles] New guy's pretty funny.
Thanos: I thought you work alone, daughter.
Kroath: Wait, wait, wait. You mean she's your offspring?
Nebula and Thanos: Adopted.
Star Lord T'Challa: It's a long story. I've been trying to get them into counseling.
Yondu: So who's the mark?
Jake: Yeah, who is the one who has it?
Nebula: Taneleer Tivan, also known as...
Kraglin: The Collector? As in the most ruthless kingpin in the intergalactic underworld?
Kroath: Wait, I thought that was you.
Thanos: It was. But when I went straight, Trivan saw an opening and filled the power vacuum.
Star Lord T'Challa: We can all agree the Collector is dangerous.
Kraglin: FYI, the Collector does not offer dental.
Yondu: This is suicide, T'Challa. Not even I can get through his defenses. You dig? This maniac won't do you the kindness of killing you. He'll dissect you for a science project, frame whatever's left and hang you up on the wall.
Nebula: So should I mark you down as undecided?
Yondu: So long as the Collector's involved, we are not. [leaves the group]
That's when T'Challa went to Yondu and try to talk to him.
Yondu: You may be the soul of this ship, but I am still the captain.
Star Lord T'Challa: We are Ravagers. We do not back down from a fight.
Yondu: No, no. We steal from the rich and give to the poor, just like that earthling folk hero of yours, right? Robin Leach.
Star Lord T'Challa: Robin Hood.
Yondu: Whatever. That's our racket.
Star Lord T'Challa: We've been picking pocket for loose coins. If we truly want to change the galaxy, accomplish all we set out to do, then it's time we robbed the bank.
Yondu: Oh, jeez. Never have been any good at saying no to you, kid.
Soon, they were planning their heist.
Nebula: The Collector's got a famous kink for exotic flora and fauna. The Embers will be housed with the rest of his conquest, here.
Star Lord T'Challa: A museum that doubles as his base of operations. A mining colony in a severed head of an ancient being.
He was refering to the planet Knowhere.
Thanos: He's got the Black Order doing security. Take it from me, they're bad news. [to Nebula] How do you plan on sneaking past them?
Nebula: I don't. I'm gonna knock on their front door like a lady.
Turns out, that's what she just did.
Carina: My Lady Nebula. Captain Udonta. I'm here to fetch you for my master.
Nebula: Yondu and I will pose as sellers looking to unload that orb you recovered on Morag. But really, it'll be T'Challa inside.
Carina: Our head of security, Proxima Midnight.
Yondo: Looks like they got an exhibit running the museum.
Proxima Midnight: Hold it. Security scan.
Star Lord T'Challa: And this is when you cause the distraction.
Kroath: [exclaims]
Turns out, that he and Thanos were having a fight!
Kroath: [groans] Stop. I thought we were faking it.
Thanos: Yeah, well, trying calling me Captain Genocide, new guy.
Kroath: Captain Genocide... [gets thrown by Thanos] [screams]
Star Lord T'Challa: The Ravangers will start a roit, drawing the attention of the Black Order.
Corvus Glavie: We have a situation. All units report to our position.
And that's when Proxima did.
Star Lord T'Challa: Now, Yondu and Nebula are free to distract the Collector, so that I can search for the Embers.
And that's what he is doing now.
Kroath: [clapping] Amazing. I have no notes. A perfect plan. What could possibly go wrong?
Carina: I present to you, Taneleer Tivan, the Collector.
Collector: Oh, my dearest Nebula. Aren't you a sight for sore... Eye. Forgive me, I couldn't help myself. [laughs]
Yondu: Hey, you, creep-show. If it's all the same to you, I'd just as soon get on with it.
Collector: All business? And to think I'm old enough to remember when the Ravangers used to be fun.
Yondu: What can I say? We went straight and I got square.
Nebula: Hey, if you boys are done gossiping, I brought what you asked.
Meanwhile, T'Challa was looking for the Embers.
Star Lord T'Challa: Ugh. The collection is much bigger than I anticipated. All this suffering, and for what?
?: My guess, he's compensating for something big.
Turns out, that who was talking to him was Howard the Duck.
Howard the Duck: Or small, if you catch my drift.
Star Lord T'Challa: You are quite articulate for a duck.
Howard the Duck: That, sir, is very close-minded.
Star Lord T'Challa: You know, I, um... I'm looking for something. The Embers of Genesis. Do you know where I can find them?
Howard the Duck: Cosmic flora, down the hall. Take a louie at the Frost Giants, a hard Ralph at the Kronans. You'll see a sign for Elvish literature. Ignore that, total snooze.
Star Lord T'Challa: [pulls out his gun] Screw it.
Howard the Duck: [quacks]
Turns out, he shot the cage holding Howard.
Star Lord T'Challa: Give me the tour.
That's what he just did.
Howard the Duck: You know what they say, "When you're out of luck, always go duck."
Star Lord T'Challa: I'm pretty sure no one says that.
Howard the Duck: Oh, they say it.
Star Lord T'Challa: Really?
Howard the Duck: Totally.
Meanwhile, the Ravagers were still fighting.
[all grunting and screaming]
That's when Proxima came to the fight and electructs them all.
[all groaning]
Then she realises that something was up.
Proxima: The Ravagers? It's a diversion. Sound the alarms, lock down the building.
That's when the building started to lock down.
Collector: [laughs] The flashy flash. You always know how to bring the fun.
Meanwhile, T'Challa and Howard were still walking. That's when T'Challa see a teenage girl in a red lighted cage.
Star Lord T'Challa: [walks toward the cage] Who is in here?
Howard the Duck: Oh, that, it's a Krytonian. Name is Kara Zor-El. Collector brought her last week.
Star Lord T'Challa: Hello there, Krytonian. Are you hurt?
Kara Zor-El: Well, if you count my planet being destroy with my mother on it, then no I'm not hurt.
Star Lord T'Challa: Sorry about that. If you want, you can come with me. I'm looking for the Embers of Genesis.
Howard the Duck: Hold on, I need to hydrate.
Turns out, there was a bar where they were. As he did, the doors were closing.
Star Lord T'Challa: Dude, we have to go.
Kara Zor-El: Well, then go, I'll just rott here.
Star Lord T'Challa: When I find the Embers, I'll come and free you. [runs off]
Howard the Duck: Where are you going? Come back. Are you crazy? Happy hour just started.
T'Challa then enters a room filled with different ships. As he passed a ship, his necklace started to glow, to reveal that the ship infront of him was from Wakanda! He then enters the ship and looks around.
Star Lord T'Challa: It... It cannot be.
That's when a hologram of his father appeared.
King T'Chaka: My son, T'Challa, crown prince of Wakanda, was abducted from Earth by an alien spacecraft. If you have any information regarding his whereabouts, we ask that you respond to this homing beacon. And T'Challa...
Star Lord T'Challa: Baba.
King T'Chaka: ...if you are out there, you're one bright burning light in the night sky of billions, and we will search every last one of them until we find you on this plane or the next. [message ends]
He then realises that Yondu lie to him. Suddendly...
Nebula: Oh, Cha-Cha, I hope you can understand, I had a debt with the Collector and you were the payment.
That's when the Ravagers were through in a cell.
Star Lord T'Challa: [groans]
Kroath: Oh, T'Challa, now it's time for one of your great escapes.
Yondu: You okay, kid?
Star Lord T'Challa: [furious] You lied to me!
Yondu: I was protecting you.
Taserface: Are we talking about the mission? Or is this "family stuff"?
Star Lord T'Challa: You told me my homeland had been destroyed. My family killed. How is that protecting me?
Taserface: Whoa. Guess it's family stuff.
Yondu: Sometimes you need to hear a lie to see the truth. You're just like me T'Challa.
Star Lord T'Challa: I am nothing like you.
Yondu: You're an explorer, Star Lord. And for people like you, like us, the past ain't nothing but a prison. You don't belong down there with them. You belong up here with us, with your family.
Star Lord T'Challa: [sad] you are not my family. You never were.
Kroath: Damn, that hurts.
[door beeps]
That's when Corvus Glaive came to them.
Corvus: The Collector is ready for you.
What that means is that the Collector is going to put T'Challa in his collection!
Collector: I must apologize for all that awkwardness back there with Nebula. I simply abhor drama.
Star Lord T'Challa: [chuckles] Your outfit would suggest otherwise. What is it you want with me, Tivan?
Collector: There is a blank wall in the commissary that I just haven't been able to find the right piece for.
Star Lord T'Challa: I am just an ordinary human, hardly a work of art.
Collector: Ah. I must admit now that I see you in the flesh, you are. [sighs] Are you sure you can't fly or shoot laser out of your eyes or something?
Star Lord T'Challa: Let's go a few round and you can find out.
Collector: Pass. I prefer you in the cage.
Star Lord T'Challa: Where I come from, history has never looked kindly on those who lock men in cages.
Collector: Maw, make a note. It appears he does have a super power after all. He can bore someone to death using his sanctimony. Let's not waste the wall space. Dissect him and strip his remains for parts.
Meanwhile, the Ravagers were still in the cell, when Nebula and Corvus came to them.
Thanos: Daughter of mine.
Kroath: How could you do this to us? To my best friend, T'Challa. You are the worst.
That's when she pulled out her gun!
Kroath: [gasp]
And she shot Corvus!
Kroath: But then again, there are two sides to every story.
Nebula: Relax, new guy. I'm here to rescue you.
Yondu: Not like you to change your mind.
Nebula: Oh, I didn't. This was always the plan.
[flashback]
Nebula (flashback): I told T'Challa that the Collector was after him right from the jump.
Star Lord T'Challa: What is this job?
Nebula: More of a ruse. You see, I have this debt with the Collector and, well, he's come to collect.
Star Lord T'Challa: And what does he want?
Nebula: In a word, you Cha-Cha.
[flashback ends]
Nebula: I had no idea about that Wakanda ship. All I knew that we had an opening to settle my debt with the Collector, and steal the Embers right out from under him.
Kroath: [gasp] So, all of this has been a tripe-cross? What? Classic Star Lord.
Nebula: Hey, it was T'Challa's idea to keep you in the dark.
Yondu: 'Cause he knew I would let him walk into a trap. Look where we ended up.
Nebula: All a distraction, providing me the necessary cover to obtain this, [pulls out the Embers] the Embers of Genesis.
Kroath: Hot damn. You guys are good.
Yondu: What about T'Challa?
Nebula: Not to worry. He's keeping his escape plan close to his chest.
She means, that he's going to use his necklace to escape.
Ebony Maw: No, not like that, Carina. Even by a slave standard, you are foolish.
Star Lord T'Challa: [breaks free] [jumps around] [grunting]
That's when Ebony use his powers to trap him! But, Carina shot him in the back.
Star Lord T'Challa: [groans]
Carina: I liked that thing you said about not locking peoplein cages.
Star Lord T'Challa: Thank you. I am forever in your debt. But now, I must save the Krytonian.
He then ran towards Kara's cell and freed her with his necklace.
Kara Zor-El: What are you doing here?
Star Lord T'Challa: I'm here to take you with me.
Kara Zor-El: How? I can't fight as long as there's a red sun above me.
Star Lord T'Challa: Not if you come with me.
That's when the alarm starts to go off.
Proxima: The prisoners have escaped. All units to sector seven.
As the two were running, T'Challa gets punch by a rock handed Collector.
Star Lord T'Challa: [groans]
Collector: What kind of being leaves a party without saying goddbye?
Star Lord T'Challa: Something tells me this happens to you a lot. [goes to kick him] [grunting] [gets punch] [groans]
Collector: [laughs] Packs quite a wallop, does it not? I hacked it off the carcass of a terribly chatty Kronan. Of course, if that's not your style, there's plenty more we can play with. Observe.
He then pushes a button on his gaunlet to reveal more things that he has.
Collector: A dagger forged in dark matter taken from the ruler of the Dark Elves. Or perhaps you prefer something a touch more elegant? Oh. That woman has taste! A necrosword, courtesy of the Asgardian Goddess of Death.
Star Lord T'Challa: [dodges his swords] [grunting] [grabs the helment] Whoa!
Collector: [collects the helment] [laughs]
Star Lord T'Challa: [dodging] [grunting] [gets hit] [groans]
Meanwhile, the Ravagers were escaping.
Nebula: Run!
Taserface: We were running. Okay, we'll run faster.
Now we see Cull Obsidian with a few soldiers shooting at them.
Cull: [roaring]
As they were running, Proxima was above them.
Proxima: [jumps towards them] [grunts] [gets slammed bt Thanos] [groans]
Thanos: Get to the ship.
Nebula: Are you crazy? You'll never take them alone.
Thanos: Not crazy... Mad.
Soon, he was fighting the soldiers with his strength.
Cull: [growls]
That's when Cull started to fight Thanos. And Proxima stab him in the back!
Thanos: [screams]
That's when Nebula couldn't take it anymore. Meanwhile...
Collector: A pity. You abandoned your home and family, and now, your new family has abandoned you. Karma.
Star Lord T'Challa: Maybe you haven't heard, a Ravager never flies solo.
That's when Yondu whistle to make his arrow to hit the Collector's helmet and brakes it.
Collector: Yondu, sweet! Now it's a party.
Yondu: Ain't no way in hell I was going to leave here without my kid. [whistles]
Thanos was still getting beat up by the two, trying to hold them off. That's when Nebula shoots them.
Proxima: [gets hit] [groans]
That's when Cull grabs her!
Nebula: Eat this.
She then releases some of the Embers into his mouth. That's when the Embers started to do their thing, and terraform Knowhere!
Nebula: Let's go. Punch it!
Kraglin: What about Yondu and T'Challa?
Nebula: I'm sure they're doing fine.
But they weren't doing fine.
Star Lord T'Challa: [pulls sword out] [grunts] [groans] [punches the Collector]
Soon, they were fighting the Collector together. But Kara was hiding, know she was weak.
Kara Zor-El: [thinks] What am I going to do?
She then sees a bright yellow light beside her.
Kara Zor-El: I hope that's yellow sun light!
Yondu: Okay, any ideas?
Star Lord T'Challa: Sticky fingers.
Yondu: Could work. Who's the glue?
Star Lord T'Challa: You are. Because you lied to me.
Yondu: Fair point.
Soon, they got to their plan is "Sticky fingers."
Yondu: [to Collector] Is that all you got?
That's when T'Challa turns his rockets forwards on his ankles. That's when the Collector realise his gautlet was taken off, T'Challa kick him on the face, and Yondu put him a cage.
Collector: You think this can contain me? Cute. No matter where you go or how far you hide, there is not a corner in this galaxy beyond my grasp.
Yondu: Sure, sure. Whatever. Cool story.
Star Lord T'Challa: [to Carina] I trust you'll know what to do with this.
Carina: [puts on the gautlet] Oh, I have some ideas.
Collector: Carina, can I have my bracelet now? No touching, Carina. No!
That's when she released all the prsioners in his collection.
Collector: No, no, no, no. Stay. Stop! Stop and think. I took care of all of you. I put a roof over your head. Oh. Karma.
Meanwhile, the two were running and sees the Embers growing all around them.
Yondu: We're never getting out on foot.
Star Lord T'Challa: Then we'll take to the skies.
What he means that they took the Wakanda ship.
Nebula: [hologram] All crew members present and accounted for by some miracle.
Star Lord T'Challa: Then I will see you at the rendenzvous point.
Nebula: copy that, Cha-Cha.
That's when Yondu and Cosmo came to where he was sitting.
Yondu: Looks like we've got a stowaway.
?: And one more!
They turn to see Kara Zor-El strong and healthy.
Star Lord T'Challa: Got away, Kara?
Kara Zor-El: Oh yeah, thanks to you dude.
Yondu: Look, T'Challa, I just wanted to say-
Star Lord T'Challa: There's no need. I was the one who told you I wanted to see the world. All you did was show me the universe.
Yondu: Oh, yeah. She really is a beaut, isn't she?
Star Lord T'Challa: I've always felt at home up here. But now, knowing everything, I'm not quite sure where I belong.
Yondu: Seen a lot of space travelers in my day, kid. And if I've learned anything from watching you, on any planet, among any people, there ain't no place in this galaxy where you don't belong. [pulls out hologram of Earth] Where you want to be, that's the question, isn't it? You're just gonna have to follow your heart on the one, Mr. Star Lord.
Soon, the Ravagers return to Earth to Wakanda to bring T'Challa home.
Star Lord T'Challa: Baba.
King T'Chaka: [voice shaking] My son, my son. I knew you would find your way home to us.
Star Lord T'Challa: I'm sorry it took me so long. Let me introduce you to the family I made along the way.
Yondu: Uh, you must be T'Challa's father. Uh, pleased to meet you, sir. Your son is a galactic hero.
Okoye: My friend, that sounds an awful lot like genocide.
Thanos: No, no, no. Because it's random.
Okoye: Uh-huh.
Thanos: And I mightadd, efficient.
Nebula: [groans] Dad!
Kroath: I mean, if you really wanted to put a label on it, T'Challa and I are best friends.
Kraglin: Oh, yeah, jump points are the best. They make your face all scrambly, but they're a lot of fun.
King T'Chaka: I am still wondering how exactly my son came to be in your spaceship.
Yondu: [spits hid drink] Funny story, Your highness. You see, I took this job-
T'Challa: I was lost, Baba. Yondu found me.
Watcher: And from one family reunion to another...
We are seeing Peter Quill fully grown up inside of Dairy Queen, mopping the floor.
Peter: [sees person in the restaurant] Uh, sorry. We're closed.
Turns out, it was Ego!
Ego: What, Peter? Can't spare a little time for dear old dad?
Watcher: Too bad this might spell the end of the world. But that's a story for another day.
End