Ejecutar Orden 66

Duo Jagan: chapter 2 is up already! It shall now get into the actual star wars parody. By the way if you read this, please please PLEASE REVIEW! I being a bit hypocritical because I only review to about 1 third of the stories I read, but please review! (Is begging pathetically)

A big thanks to Natination and The Bigger Boss for telling me how to say Execute Order 66.

Natination: Glad you liked my fic so far. Thank you for the Spanish translation!

The Bigger Boss: Thx for the translation. IT would have been rather annoying if I couldn't even right the Title of this fic.

Jeremy: Glad you liked it, and there is much much more to come. Keep reviewing if you like it.

Halosobsessed1010: Good to hear, hopefully this chapter will be just as great.

The Black Inferno Alchemist: True, Sarge is an idiot but so are Caboose, Donut, Church, Tucker, Doc, Guy at blue command, and pretty much half of the people there.

Now for the moment you might have been waiting for (drum role) ONTO THE FIC!

Blue base

Blood gulch

Simmons was calmly observing the marines who were all crowded behind his base. Simmons couldn't help but think that the marines would to more harm than good, seeing that 3 of them already died because of a one grenade salute.

Simmons: "you know instead of bunching up behind the base, maybe you should spread out in front of the base."

Marine: "SIR! YES SIR!" The marines swarmed into the front of the base in the same bunched up mess that had been behind the base.

Simmons: "I mean maybe you should spread out a bit more." The marines all moved about .0000000000000000001 inches apart.

Simmons: "Oh just never mind. Just stay there." Simmons turned and started to walk to the back of the base where Sheila was, when the sound of loud gunshots could be heard at the marines side of the base."

Sarge: "MARINES ATTACK!"

The 489 marines started shooting at the 197 marines at blue base.

Simmons: "Marine what's the situation?"

Marine: "SIR! The enemy sneaked up on our base!"

Simmons: "How did 500 marines sneak into our base? And how do I know its 500 and not 400 or something?"

Marine: "Well sir they were wearing black."

Simmons: "What? It's the middle of the day! Wearing black wouldn't help them sneak through the middle of a cannon with 500 marines! If anything it would make them easier to see."

Marine: "No what I mean was, since they were wearing black we figured that they were rocks."

Simmons: "Rocks?"

Marine: "yes sir! Black rocks."

Simmons: "Black rocks…that are shaped like humans…walking across the cannon…with weapons…"

Marine: "Exactly sir."

Simmons: "….."

While this interesting conversation was going on most of the blue marines had been killed.

Griff: "Sarge I think we may actually win this battle."

Sarge: "No Simmons is obviously laying a clever trap."

Donut: "Then what should we do."

Sarge: "Run into their gunfire screaming and shooting."

Griff: "Or, since were actually winning this battle we can simply stand here and shoot them to death."

Sarge: "He knows us too well he knows what we are thinking."

Griff: "Yes, he was thinking that we would run straight into their gunfire like we normally do, instead of staying still and shooting them with our clearly superior numbers."

Sarge: "But then there wont be as many casualties on our side."

Griff: "THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!"

Sarge: "Then how can we expect you to die? I would have ordered those 500 marines for the enemy for nothing."

Simmons: "God damn it I only have 50 marines left." Simmons ran in front of the base. "Red team I surrender."

Sarge: "We won't stop firing on you until you meet our demands."

Simmons: "what are your demands?"

Sarge: "First of all we want you to kill Griff."

Griff: "Don't I get a say in this?"

Sarge: "We each get one demand."

Griff: "OOH! Then I demand that you give me all of your bases Oreos."

Simmons: "Were out of Oreos."

Griff: "Then can I go in and out of your hole again?"

Donut: "That sounds fun can I do that?"

Sarge: "No! Donut your suppose to demand the warthog be brought back."

Simmons: "First of all, Griff why didn't you simply demand that I don't kill you."

Griff: "And miss the chance to jump around in the hole again? I only get 1 demand."

Simmons: "second of all I don't have the warthog. Church took it to the other blue base."

Sarge: "Well at least we still get my demand."

Simmons: "Sorry Sarge, but I cant kill Griff. He owes me 50 bucks and I swore I wouldn't kill him till I get my money."

Griff: "WOOT! Being a loner ROCKS!"

blue base

Church: "Hey Garry I'm back!"

Garry: "Hello Church. It is good to see that you are back, after leaving me alone for so many episodes."

Church: "Yah, sorry about that but I can make it up with (que drum role) THESE 300 MARINES!)

Garry: "It is nice to see that you have brought 300 Shishnobs into my clean home."

Church: "You seem a bit ticked off."

Garry: "Yes."

Church: "Why?"

Garry: "I would like to explain that in a knock knock joke."

Church: "oh crap." Church slapped himself on the head and swore to kill himself if I heard another knock knock joke."

Garry: "Knock knock."

Church: "Who's there."

Garry: "Caboose and Tucker

Church: "Caboose and Tucker who?"

Garry: "Caboose and Tucker somehow managed to delete 90 of my spare memory storage in an attempt to read their E-mails."

Church: "Wait u mean to tell me they are back already?"

Garry: "Tex was about to inflict serious overkill (as seen in episode 70) on the enemies but a rock slide randomly appeared and got in their way. Now Mr. Fluffy and Andy are trying to dig through. Caboose came back her to get his missions, Tucker came back here cause he was bored, and Tex came back here to steal money from Tucker."

Church: "Well where are they now?" Outside a large serious of explosions could be clearly heard followed by a marine saying

Marine: "SIR! YES SIR! CABOOSE SIR!"

Caboose: "Wait, if I am 3 sirs, does that mean that O'Malley is in my head? No that would make me FOUR Sir's. So Tex and Church must be in my head to. MY head is a really roomy club house."

Church: "Caboose, what the HELL are you doing."

Caboose: "Hello Church did you enjoy your stay in my head?"

Church: "Just answer the question Caboose."

Marine: "SIR! CABOOSE JUST ORDERED US TO HELP THE ENVIROMENT BY DETONATING A BUNCH OF LAND MINES!"

Church: "How does that help the environment?"

Marine: "SIR! Caboose told us that by detonating the land mines we stop small animals from being killed SIR!"

Church: "So in order to avoid Animals getting killed by land mines, you planted some land mines, and detonated them."

Marine: "Affirmative"

Church: "Caboose, from now on you can't tell the marines what to do."

Tucker: "Marines? Where!" Tucker ran up and looked at the Marines. "WHAT! Not a SINGLE girl in the bunch!"

Tex: "Are you blind or something."

Tucker: "First of all I was talking about the Marines. Second of all I meant a girl girl, third of all where did you come from?"

Tex: "Look dip shit these Marines wont do us any good unless they have a good leader."

Church: "Wait what are you saying?"

Tex: "Let me control the marines."

Church: "What? Never"

Tex: "I will let you each get your own squad of ten."

Tucker: "DEAL! I get to control 10 marines!"

Church: "You Idiot you could control 100 marines if you don't let Tex have control."

Tucker: "No you would control 300 Marines, and leave us with none."

Church: "Good point."

At this point a purple ghost….I mean "Scooter" ran into camp with Donut on it.

Donut: "Hey guys long time no see how have you all been?"

Church: "What are you doing-"

Donut: "You know you guys are lucky. We get a base in the middle of a sandy cannon and you get this subtropical base."

Church "Why are you here?"

Donut: "What, cant friends come see each other? OOH! Lets have a slumber party!"

Caboose: "Hello Lieutenant cookies, how was your stay in cake farm?"

Donut: "Well Sarge thought that pink cake wasn't a good idea so-"

Church: "JUST TELL US WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE DOING HERE!"

Donut: "Sarge wants the Warthog back and we need to borrow a cup of sugar."

Church: "HA! We won that form you we aren't gonna give it back."

Donut: "We also have your base under control."

Church: "Why should I care? I hate that place."

Donut: "But your soldier is still over there as a captive."

Church: "DAMN! He had all the Oreos."

Donut: (gasp) "He was holding out on us!"

Church: "Marines drive the warthog to red base blood gulch."

Donut: "You need to come to. You know in order to get the prisoner and stuff."

Church: "Fine." Church got into the side sear of the warthog."

Donut: "You know you could just ride on my lap."

Church: "No!" Church turned to his team mates. "Tucker, Caboose, Tex, while I'm gone, don't do anything stupid with the Marines." Church and Donut drove away."

Tucker: "Well….lets see how many of you die with one grenade explosion."

red base blood gulch

Griff: "Alright Simmons. Your our prisoner and you have to do everything we tell you."

Simmons: "Why even bother? We really suck at taking prisoners."

(flash back time)

Tex is held captive, Sarge knocks Simmons out and Tex escapes (and dies)

Doc is at red base. The warthog randomly starts to drive around, and kidnaps Doc

Simmons tries to keep Griff in the hole. The hole happens to be a teleporter

James bond is tied to a chair as the warthog's gatling gun slowly turns towards his head while shooting. Bond says a pun and the warthog spontaneously combusted.

(end flash backs)

Griff: "I see your point….oh well. SHUT UP PRISONER!"

Sarge: "Griff go run back to base and secure it."

Griff: "Why me?"

Sarge: "If any enemies secured our base in our absence, you will be the first to die." With that Griff wandered off to red base.

Sheila at this point was fighting off a heard of Marines.

Sheila: "You are not licensed to pilot me." Sheila blasted a heard of Marines away.

Simmons: "Sir you might want to stop the Tank from killing your marines."

Sarge: "There is no Tank."

Simmons: "Yes there is its at the back of the base." Another shot fired and the corpses of 3 Marines landed next to Sarge.

Simmons: "SEE!"

Sarge: "Most likely this is the one Grenade salute thing that they are doing."

Simmons: "Forget this. Sheila let the Marine pilot you."

Sarge: "Fine I will LOOK behind the base to see if it is there."

A marine got into the tank as Sarge was stepping around. Suddenly the Marines radio sounded a terrible order.

"Ejecutar Orden 66"

Just as Sarge stepped around the base, Sheila's main cannon fired, Sending Sarges body flying.

Simmons: "HOLY SHIT!"

(dramatic music starts playing)

Camera shows random Spartans being killed by their Marines

Camera zooms into Tucker killing cows with his awesome sword

There is no sound except the music, so tucker signals the marines to help him kill the next cow.

The Marines halt before Tucker and aim their weapons at him. Then, they fired. Tucker tried to deflect these blasts with his sword, but covenant swords aren't like Jedi swords they don't deflect bullets. Tuckers body fell to the earth.

Camera shows random Jedi getting killed by Marines

Camera shows Church who is in the passenger seat next to donut who was driving the ghost. The Marine who was driving stopped the car, and the gunner imbedded Donut with bullets, who in slow motion fell off his ghost, dead as a door knob that was just beaten to death with a club.

The driver turns and shoots Church, who manages to mutter "Why does this keep happening to me?" Before the second shot killed him.

Camera zooms in on Master chief and two Marines.

"Ejecutar Orden 66"

Marine 2: "What did it say?"

Marine 1: "I don't know I don't speak Spanish."

Camera zooms in on Yoda, who is clutching his head because he took an over dose of pain killers. Yoda suddenly jumped up and decapitated two marines. An audience of star wars fans randomly appeared and applauded.

Yoda: "Wait you are Halo marines? Where are the clone-" Yoda was then shot to death by the clones who were behind the marines. Of course this doesn't matter since Yoda shouldn't be in this story, but the fans will kill me anyways.

The camera zooms into Tex and Church who are talking

"Ejecutar Orden 66"

The marine pointed to Tex and Church. The other Marine nodded.

CLIFF HANGER! If you want to see what happens to Tex, Church, Griff and Simmons, and if you want to see who comes back as a ghost then you better read the next chapter when it updates……..oh and READ AND REVIEW!

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