Farting Is Natural

by angel hakusho

A short Mizuno and Shige drabble. Shige smells something bad in the air, and Mizuno is embarrassed.

Disclaimer: I do not own Whistle! or any of its characters.

A/N: This is my Whistle! drabble.It's SUPER short & SO stupid. Well, whatever. I had fun writing this..(:

Farting Is Natural

A sniff. "Something smells."

"..Tatsubon!" Widening of eyes. "Did you just fart?"

Reddening cheeks. "I did not!"

"You did!"

"Did not!"

"Did too, did too!" Laughter.

Stiffly, "so what? It's natural!"

"Just say excuse me."

"...Excuse me."

Laughter.

"Shut up, Shige!"

"You should have seen the look on your face!" Gleeful laughter.

Then.. "Ow!"

A smirk.

"You deserved that."

"You hit me." Eyes narrow.

Eyes widen and smirk disappears.

"...Shige. Don't look at me like that."

An evil purr.

"OW!"