Chapter 3: The Previews
The Jedi and the sith had now taken there seats in the theater room where the previews where now taking place and so begun the moment of truth the lights dimmed and the voice over a small announcer came on…..
"This summer, be prepared to eat." said the announcer with a box of chocolate behind him. Suddenly the chocolate began to scream out loud. The Chocolate began to fight a bag of peanuts. "Be prepared to fight"….. Said the announcer. "This summer is Peanuts versus The chocolate." the Screen went dim and the crowd erupted in applause for the new movie.
In the theater it was now quiet again with now making a sound a small squeaky noise could be herd. It was Darth Maul and Master Qui-Gon Jin had begun to duel over a seat for there Padawan (even though Maul wanted to use it for his speeder.) Maul flipped over Qui-Gon and prepared to kill when suddenly an usher came from above. The usher pointed and pushed Maul out the door. So now the previews could continue in peace and quiet. As the restlessness quieted the screen began to play a preview.
"March 1st 20000000b.c, be prepared for the moment of truth." said the announcer. From out of the blue came Yoda dancing the disco and Anakin dancing the Robot. "From the creators of Scary Movie…." said the announcer as the two still danced on the screen. "…. are proud to present the fight of the Poo." the screen was then slammed with a giant piece of poop. The crowd again erupted with applause for no reason. Then the screen went blank and another preview began to play.
"Coming soon to a theater near you. Lucas arts are proud to announce the love stories of Padme and the Anakin bot." said the announcer as Padme and a robot began to kiss on screen. Then came the shot of cannon destroying the two…. the screen then again went blank and said Feature Presentation