Chapter 6: Randomness Randomness
With Yoda on the monkeys head and General Grievous being an ass there was almost no room to kick out and laugh. From above thorough came some mysterious figure it was Marilyn Manson where a black shirt thingy and black pants. He clapped to the ground and started singing. It was something so stupid it was "My Monkey".. Yoda knew now that the monkey was Manson and it was time to kick his butt right to heck. Yoda flipped to the ground and lit his saber and slashed Manson's' head off. The head rolled down the isle and slammed against the wall. Where Yoda picked it up and pushed it onto a small sharpened stick.
Yoda climbed back onto the monkeys head and began to eat candy. Not even noticing it the movie theater was staring at him and it was now so funny that there was no one in there chairs. They where all on the floor rolling and crying because of what Yoda did. Now the movie continued and there where no disruptions until someone farted. At that moment they all turned and looked at General Grievous. Grievous rolled his eye and laugh while pointing at the monkeys' banana. The monkey took his hand and squished grievous' foot. Grievous yelped in pain and cried for mercy. Grievous then sat back down and he also noticed that his was being laughed at. It was Obi. Grievous stood up and lit his sabers and slashed at Obis chair. Obi retaliated and struck back chopping off Grievous' arm. At that instance Grievous knew to take his seat.
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